Rebirth of Lucky Wife

After hearing Zhu Guanzi's half-smiling and half-threatening words, Malya'er wasn't annoyed. He just grabbed a handful of melon seeds in his hand and chuckled twice: "What if I think these two girls are ugly?"

I think these two girls are ugly...

These two girls are ugly...

The girl is ugly...

ugly……

Are you ugly? !Immediately, the two competing girls immediately stared angrily at the rough-faced man in front of them.

"This... uncle, my little girl Zhuliu, this is my sister Zhumei. I dare to ask, sir, why we two sisters are so unpopular with him? I hope you can give me some advice." One of the girls with a plum blossom patch between her eyebrows was quite temperamental. Somehow, he pulled another girl with straight bangs and stood in front of Ma Ya'er.

Otherwise, Mingyue Pavilion can become one of the top buildings in Kyoto. Just the gimmick of these two sisters competing on the same stage can easily attract a group of good people to throw money at the stage.

"The current beauty standards of the Wei Dynasty can be divided into ten items: beautiful neck with frosty skin, slender fingers, hair on the temples like lacquer, 'like hibiscus', 'like autumn', eyebrows as far away as Qiongyao, red lips, and teeth as smooth as white. "Bei, Yangliu has a thin waist." Mai Ya'er raised her right hand high and stretched out one finger to draw strokes when she said something. When all ten fingers were used to give examples, she sneered and looked at Liu Zhu Liu Mei, who was gradually feeling guilty in front of her, "Can I ask you two questions? Girls, which of these do you qualify for?"

In fact, Liuzhu and Liumei are not bad looking, otherwise they would not be promoted to the stage to perform. The bad thing is that Maiyaer is using the standards of the top beauties nowadays.Putting aside the need to collect all these ten items, one must be a one-in-a-million beauty who will captivate the entire country. She must also be pampered and cared for since she was a child - after all, beauty is easy to come by, and growing up does not lead to setbacks. Rare.

If we single out each item separately, it would mean that everyone is not a lady, and they have to devote all their efforts to pampering them all year round; take the "slender jade finger" as an example, the jade finger in ancient times is not just beautiful or tender. It's called "Jade Finger".

"The Book of Songs, Wei Feng, Shuo Ren" describes the famous beauty Zhuang Jiang in ancient times as having "hands like catkins and skin like gelatin." Catkins are the buds and stems of thatch, white and smooth, and tender when pinched with your fingertips. It comes out of water, and is slender and boneless; in addition, the beauty of catkins is that it emits a light aroma - take a gentle bite, and the fragrance will linger on your lips and teeth.Tsk tsk tsk, does it feel like a picture?Only such hands can be called "beauty's jade fingers"!

Han Xie, a poet of the Tang Dynasty, also wrote a poem "Singing the Hands", describing the beauty of a beautiful woman playing the piano with jade hands as "white skin on the wrist, red jade shoots sprouting, and the strings drawn when tuning the piano are exposed and the tip is slanted".Catkins, tender bamboo shoots, and scallions constitute the standard for beautiful hands in ancient times.

No matter how beautiful these prostitutes are, they come from poor families. How can they have such tender hands? The hands alone are not up to standard. Everyone followed the words of this rough man and copied the couplets of the Liu sisters in the hall. Not even one of them met the standard.I suddenly found it boring, a prostitute in a brothel, she is beautiful, but unfortunately she is not a standard beauty, and she will inevitably fall into the cliché.Well, I spent so much money in the building just because I wanted to find a different kind of beauty, but after a closer look, I couldn't find anything... Ai, why don't we break up and go home to see my wife, who is a lady after all, and who is a good lady. A beauty who can meet the standard in both categories!

"Are your hands like catkins, or are they like tender bamboo shoots and green onions? Those are not hands at all, they are two big claws!! If you don't believe it, ask my brother!" Mai Ya'er pointed at Mai Xuanjing and said "tui~" spit out the melon seed shell.

"He, he is, you... your brother?" The two sisters Zhuliu and Zhumei widened their eyes, feeling like they were hearing things.Not only that, when everyone on the court heard this, they looked at the two people with disbelief.

Apart from having the same gender, are there any similarities between these two people?One is black and the other is white, one is handsome and the other is ugly, one is vulgar and the other is elegant, they are two completely opposite looking people made in heaven!

Under the magical eyes of everyone, Mai Xuanjing finally felt that Jiu Mei should not always be in the front. As a son of the Mai family, he should naturally protect his sister! "Yes, he is indeed my biological brother."

Oh my god!There was an uproar on the field!What the hell, you are brothers? ! !