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Late at night, in a city in the south of the Yangtze River, a scene was taking place in a remote alley.

"You...you...your name?"

"Xiao Feng."

"Xiao...Xiao Feng? I...I...I still...repay Xiao Yuanshan, why don't you just call...Qiao...Qiao Feng?"

"Brother, my zodiac sign is not worthy of descendants; Feng is the zodiac sign of a man who is like the wind, and has nothing to do with the Eight Tribes of Heavenly Dragons..."

"Damn it, you...you...you...taught me a lesson. Do you...you...do you think I'm...none or uneducated?"

"Don't dare, don't dare, big brother, whatever you say will be whatever you say, little brother will listen to you..."

Based on the principle of "as long as you don't argue with stupid people, life will be less troublesome", Xiao Feng decided that next, he would follow the person in front of him...

"Listen...just listen to me. You...you...you kid, listen carefully and cooperate...with it, but...you can...suffer less."

"Okay, okay, I will cooperate with you in everything!"

"Year...age?"

"eighteen……"

"Um...then...are you married?"

Xiao Feng: "???"

Xiao Feng looked at the robber in front of him, who had put stockings on his head to hide his true appearance, with a look of shock on his face.

Brother, are you serious?I just said that I am not of legal age for marriage, right?

Not to mention getting married, I don’t even have a girlfriend!

"I...I asked you something, you...why didn't you answer?" The robber said with anger in his tone.

Xiao Feng could only answer honestly: "Not yet..."

To be honest, Xiao Feng was very panicked at the moment - nonsense, being held by a vicious robber with a murder weapon on his neck would make everyone panic!

Xiao Feng still regretted that he could not walk on the main road in the middle of the night, so he had to take a shortcut to this corner. It was better now, but he was robbed on the way...

However, while Xiao Feng was flustered and regretful, he also wanted to laugh inexplicably.

Where is the joke?

This robber brother, he actually stutters...

If this guy didn't look like Fan Wei, Xiao Feng almost thought he came from "A World Without Thieves"...

In addition, in Xiao Feng's view, this robber brother was too unprofessional and had a very bad IQ!

——This is exactly the same as Fan Wei in "A World Without Thieves".

As for other unprofessional places...

First of all, look at the attire of the robber brother in front of you, it is very problematic!

Generally speaking, when a professional robber robs passers-by, if he doesn't want to hurt people's lives, he has to cover up his body and facial features, right?

But not this robber brother!There's nothing special about what he's wearing.But under the dim streetlight, Xiao Feng noticed that the eldest brother's left thumb was missing half of his thumb - this feature was so obvious!

At any rate, wear a pair of gloves and don't let anyone see it!

In addition, I have to complain that the stockings that the robber brother wore on his head were as thin as if they were wrapped in a layer of transparent plastic paper.

You don’t want people to see your true face when you put on stockings, but like this one, all the facial features have been exposed, okay?

As for the mole as big as a broad bean on his right cheek, Xiao Feng could see clearly - including the black hair growing on the mole...

Also, you are a robber, just rob, and you ask people for their name, age, and whether they are married. Why the hell do you think you are a police officer?

Furthermore, the murder weapon held by this elder brother was actually a kitchen knife!

And it was a broken kitchen knife!

Xiao Feng took a quick glance and saw the "Made by Koizumi" logo engraved on the handle of this kitchen knife...

This kitchen knife should have been used to chop garlic - Xiao Feng thought to himself.

Finally, you said that you have been a robber. When choosing someone to be robbed, you should at least choose someone who looks like a rich person!

Xiao Feng looked at the street stall goods all over his body, which totaled no more than 50 yuan, and sighed helplessly.

"You...you are sighing...what are you sighing for?" The robber brother suddenly became angry: "You...you...look down on me? Is...is...isn't it? Well! Isn't it!"

Well, at this time, if Xiao Feng followed the words of the robber brother again, Xiao Feng was worried that he would stab him in the neck.

Xiao Feng is now sure of one thing - judging from the unprofessional abilities of this robber brother, he is 100% a novice.

Although Xiao Feng had never been robbed before, he had heard of a theory.

The more it is the first time someone does something bad, the easier it is for them to go overboard!

Therefore, if Xiao Feng angers the robber brother, Xiao Feng really doesn't dare to think about what will happen next.

"Of course not!" So Xiao Feng said very sincerely: "Brother, the reason why I sigh is because I feel that... it is actually not easy for you."

The robber brother was suddenly startled. He looked at Xiao Feng, and his face suddenly showed a sense of recognition that "I have been recognized by you."

"You...you also think...it's not easy for me?" asked the robber brother.

Xiao Feng nodded seriously.

"I...I...it's really not easy..." The robber brother seemed to have met a confidant at this time and began to vomit his bitterness to Xiao Feng.

In the stammering narrative of the robber brother, Xiao Feng understood what was so difficult about him.

This is the robber brother, who definitely belongs to the type possessed by a declining god.

For example, this eldest brother never got married in his thirties because his family was poor.Last year, he finally found a woman who didn't dislike him and got married to him just three days after they met her.As a result, within seven months, the woman gave birth to a fat boy weighing [-] pounds and [-] pounds...

With his eldest brother's IQ, he didn't know that he was already a father.It was only after people around him told him that he realized that the fat boy didn't seem to be his son...

So the robber brother listened to others and did a paternity test behind his wife’s back. The results were obvious...

Actually, the robber brother is very open-minded - it's already good if he can get a wife, so what else does he need a bicycle?

But the child was not his own, and he always felt uncomfortable, so one day, the robber brother brought this matter up to his wife.

Unexpectedly, the wife of the robber brother had something to say!

"It's all your fault. I told you that smoking is harmful to your health. I told you not to smoke but you still smoked. Now it's better. Because smoking caused your genetic mutation, the child was not only born prematurely, but there were also problems with the paternity test!"

When the robber brother heard this, he suddenly realized - Damn it, it makes sense!

So the matter was settled.

Later, my eldest brother quit smoking and used the money he saved from quitting to buy lottery tickets, and actually won a grand prize of 50 yuan!

The robber brother happily received the bonus from his wife.That night, in order to reward him, his wife bought two bottles of good wine. The robber brother got excited and got drunk!

When the robber brother woke up the next day, he suddenly found that the 50 yuan, as well as the slightly more valuable belongings at home, were all gone!

Well, no more, including the robber brother’s wife and that precious son!

The eldest brother was confused for three days before he realized what had happened to him.

The money is gone, the daughter-in-law runs away, and the family, which was not already wealthy, is even worse...

The story of the robber brother made Xiao Feng feel sad...

Brother robber, it’s not easy!

This is a poor man who was forced by life and had no choice but to take the risk and block the road to rob him...

Well, when I heard what my eldest brother said, "Made by Koizumi" never left Xiao Feng's neck...

Xiao Feng tried to push the kitchen knife away from his elder brother, but failed.

"Brother, I can feel your difficulty, and even your experience resonates with me! So, are we friends now?" Xiao Feng asked.

The robber brother looked at Xiao Feng with a very serious expression: "Yes!"

"Since we are friends, can you put down this knife?" Xiao Feng asked again.

The robber brother shook his head, his expression still serious: "No... no... no!"

Xiao Feng was stunned: "Why?"

Robber brother: "Because, I... I am... robbing now, please... please... be serious! Don't make... a relationship with me!"

"It's... useless to try to build relationships. Today... even if the King of Heaven comes, I will... want... to rob something... and bring it down!"

Xiao Feng: "..."

"Brother, look at me like this, do I look like a master who has something to gain from you?" Xiao Feng spread his hands helplessly.

The robber brother didn't agree with Xiao Feng's point of view: "Then...I don't care. I...have been here for a long time tonight, and just...just...I saw a fat sheep like you, just... ...Even if you don’t have any hair, I still have to shave some hair off for you!”

Xiao Feng: "..."

It’s very helpless, you know?

Finally, Xiao Feng obediently took out his wallet and handed over all the money inside.

A total of 23 yuan and [-] cents.

"That's...that much?" The robber brother looked confused.

"That's it indeed." Xiao Feng was even more entangled: "I'm really not a rich man. In fact, I'm still a student..."

"M...Made, bad luck!" The robber brother finally took back the kitchen knife and pushed Xiao Feng: "Okay, you...just go, don't...don't think about calling the police!"

If Xiao Feng was granted amnesty, he would run away.

At this moment, a voice suddenly appeared in Xiao Feng's mind.

"The mission is to get back the money stolen by Dong Dabao!"

"Mission time limit, 10 minutes!"

"The mission is completed. The reward is three cookies with random attribute points! The cash reward is five hundred!"

"The mission failed, your attribute points will be deducted, ten points will be randomly assigned!"

"Mission countdown begins!"

"9:59..."

"9:58..."

Xiao Feng: "???"

The voice in his mind made Xiao Feng freeze on the spot.

What's happening here?

"Who's talking?" Xiao Feng suddenly said: "You have the wrong person!"

When the robber brother heard this, he immediately raised the kitchen knife and looked at the confused Xiao Feng with a nervous look on his face.