The correct way to slap the face quickly
Chapter 294 Slapping the Magical Female Elf in the Face 22
After Modor survived the cold night yesterday, he tightened his purple lips and decided to get some money, find a place to settle down first, and then fill his belly!
It's early winter in the Noel Kingdom now, and the weather will get colder and colder in the future. If he stays in that temple, he will probably freeze to death!
He looked at what he was carrying. Apart from his clothes, only a few rings on his hands were valuable. They were inlaid with large gems. They looked extremely dazzling. Of course Modor knew this in his heart. The value of this ring is great, but the current situation forces us to have no choice!
He gritted his teeth and turned around and went to the jewelry store. The owner of the store knew at a glance that it was a good thing. He also knew Modor. Keschi had already made it known to the public that he had revoked Modor's title!Everyone knows that those elves came to take revenge because of Modor!So no one wants to see him!This shop owner is certainly no exception!
He rolled his eyes and realized that Modor was here to sell things, which meant he was short of money, so he lowered the price very hard, and the gold coins he gave were less than [-]% of the true value of these rings!
He sighed in his heart, if he was still the same Modor as before, if he had the courage to give this shop owner another chance, he would not dare to bully him like this!
Although Modor was unwilling, he still sold it!When he walked out of the shop with the money, the shopkeeper spat lightly and said loudly: "Do you really think you are still an earl? Stop daydreaming!"
Modor's hand holding the gold coin tightened. He felt like he was about to vomit blood because of the pain, but he still took the money and left silently!No matter what, he has to live before he can think about these things outside his body!
He walked slowly on the street, feeling the colored looks cast on him by the people on the street!He still went to the restaurant to have a sumptuous lunch first!Then I plan to go out and rent a house so as not to have to stay in the temple again at night!
Because Modor couldn't use magic, his five senses were not strong, and he didn't notice that anyone was staring at him when he walked out of the temple!
"He just sold the ring, and now he is rich again!" Two men dressed in ordinary clothes were following him quietly while whispering to each other.
"Your Majesty said that he must be made extremely poor and miserable! Doesn't it slap us in the face if he eats and drinks so much?" Another man said with a smile.
The person who spoke at the beginning said with a smile: "What are you talking about? It's up to me!"
The man who was speaking suddenly accelerated and hit Modor who was walking in front!He reached out and grabbed Modor's money bag hanging at his waist, turned around and left!
Modor was unprepared and was suddenly hit by the person behind him. He stumbled and almost fell to the ground. When he stood up straight and was about to glare at the person behind him, he found money hanging around his waist. The bag is missing!
He opened his eyes wide and hurried after him!While chasing, he shouted "Stop! Give me the money!"
He shouted so loudly, but no one helped him chase the thief. Instead of helping him, people helped the thief stop Modor!
The person who stole his money naturally ignored him and just ran forward with his head down.This man is a guard of the Kingdom of Noel, and his skills are naturally quite good. He dodges left and right and disappears!
Modor lost track of the person. He looked at the vast sea of people in the market and the gloating eyes of the people!He wants to get angry!But when he looked at the people on the street, he didn't know who to get angry at!I also know what will happen after he gets angry!
He looked down at his desolate state. If it were him before, he would never have dreamed that he would become like this. He suddenly felt that the road to life was long, but he was helpless!
Different from the gloom and gloom on Modor's side, the man who stole the money turned a corner and returned to his companion, shaking the money bag at his companion!There was the sound of gold coins hitting each other, full of coins!
"Now, we are rich!" the man said happily.
"Yeah, I didn't expect this errand to be so good!"
The man hesitated and said, "Should we report this to His Majesty?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he was slapped by his companion, who said angrily: "You are stupid! If we report it, will the money still have anything to do with us?"
"Forehead……"
"Okay, why not drink with this money? Your Majesty won't know!" The companion patted the man on the shoulder and said with a smile.
The person who stole the money laughed happily. Yes, how could His Majesty know such trivial things when he has so many things to do!
Late at night, in the biting cold wind
Modor walked with staggering steps, tightly wrapped in his thin clothes, and returned to the temple!
He lay on the pile of straw he had thrown in yesterday, enduring the waves of hunger in his belly, and he forced himself to fall asleep!
In his sleep, he seemed to have turned into that majestic Dharma Saint again!The teacher didn't give up on him either!
He led the army to destroy the Elf Forest and knock down the Tree of Nature!The tree of nature is not resurrected!Those elves were not rescued either!
Moxi still stayed around him stupidly, and even betrayed that hateful elf for him!Tell him that the elf wants to assassinate him!Then he personally made that hateful female elf into a human penis and placed it in his showroom!
Later, he held a wedding with Mexico, and they had several children!In the end, he cultivated and became a Dharma God, and truly became the king of the Kingdom of Noer!
A gust of cold wind pulled Modor out of his sweet dream. He shook his head, unable to distinguish between dreams and reality. This dream was really too real!Wonderful!He didn't want to wake up at all!
He looked at the dilapidated temples around him and refused to believe it!He ran out regardless!He wants to go back!He wants to go back to his dream!
He kept running in the cold wind and the dark night, and murmured: "I am the God of Dharma, I am the God of Dharma!"
After a night like this, Modor's body was found the next day. He lost his footing in the dark night and fell into the river. When people fished him out, there was still some ice on his body!
Judging from the shape of his mouth, he must have been calling for help!It seems that after falling into the cold river water, he woke up and he didn't want to die!But it's a pity who would run out on such a cold night. Even if someone saw him falling, who would save him?
In the eyes of the people of the Noel Kingdom, he is just a person who brings trouble to them!
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The author says:
Sorry, there was a circuit failure at home today and it was not repaired until the afternoon (*^▽^*) I kept everyone waiting for so long
It's early winter in the Noel Kingdom now, and the weather will get colder and colder in the future. If he stays in that temple, he will probably freeze to death!
He looked at what he was carrying. Apart from his clothes, only a few rings on his hands were valuable. They were inlaid with large gems. They looked extremely dazzling. Of course Modor knew this in his heart. The value of this ring is great, but the current situation forces us to have no choice!
He gritted his teeth and turned around and went to the jewelry store. The owner of the store knew at a glance that it was a good thing. He also knew Modor. Keschi had already made it known to the public that he had revoked Modor's title!Everyone knows that those elves came to take revenge because of Modor!So no one wants to see him!This shop owner is certainly no exception!
He rolled his eyes and realized that Modor was here to sell things, which meant he was short of money, so he lowered the price very hard, and the gold coins he gave were less than [-]% of the true value of these rings!
He sighed in his heart, if he was still the same Modor as before, if he had the courage to give this shop owner another chance, he would not dare to bully him like this!
Although Modor was unwilling, he still sold it!When he walked out of the shop with the money, the shopkeeper spat lightly and said loudly: "Do you really think you are still an earl? Stop daydreaming!"
Modor's hand holding the gold coin tightened. He felt like he was about to vomit blood because of the pain, but he still took the money and left silently!No matter what, he has to live before he can think about these things outside his body!
He walked slowly on the street, feeling the colored looks cast on him by the people on the street!He still went to the restaurant to have a sumptuous lunch first!Then I plan to go out and rent a house so as not to have to stay in the temple again at night!
Because Modor couldn't use magic, his five senses were not strong, and he didn't notice that anyone was staring at him when he walked out of the temple!
"He just sold the ring, and now he is rich again!" Two men dressed in ordinary clothes were following him quietly while whispering to each other.
"Your Majesty said that he must be made extremely poor and miserable! Doesn't it slap us in the face if he eats and drinks so much?" Another man said with a smile.
The person who spoke at the beginning said with a smile: "What are you talking about? It's up to me!"
The man who was speaking suddenly accelerated and hit Modor who was walking in front!He reached out and grabbed Modor's money bag hanging at his waist, turned around and left!
Modor was unprepared and was suddenly hit by the person behind him. He stumbled and almost fell to the ground. When he stood up straight and was about to glare at the person behind him, he found money hanging around his waist. The bag is missing!
He opened his eyes wide and hurried after him!While chasing, he shouted "Stop! Give me the money!"
He shouted so loudly, but no one helped him chase the thief. Instead of helping him, people helped the thief stop Modor!
The person who stole his money naturally ignored him and just ran forward with his head down.This man is a guard of the Kingdom of Noel, and his skills are naturally quite good. He dodges left and right and disappears!
Modor lost track of the person. He looked at the vast sea of people in the market and the gloating eyes of the people!He wants to get angry!But when he looked at the people on the street, he didn't know who to get angry at!I also know what will happen after he gets angry!
He looked down at his desolate state. If it were him before, he would never have dreamed that he would become like this. He suddenly felt that the road to life was long, but he was helpless!
Different from the gloom and gloom on Modor's side, the man who stole the money turned a corner and returned to his companion, shaking the money bag at his companion!There was the sound of gold coins hitting each other, full of coins!
"Now, we are rich!" the man said happily.
"Yeah, I didn't expect this errand to be so good!"
The man hesitated and said, "Should we report this to His Majesty?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he was slapped by his companion, who said angrily: "You are stupid! If we report it, will the money still have anything to do with us?"
"Forehead……"
"Okay, why not drink with this money? Your Majesty won't know!" The companion patted the man on the shoulder and said with a smile.
The person who stole the money laughed happily. Yes, how could His Majesty know such trivial things when he has so many things to do!
Late at night, in the biting cold wind
Modor walked with staggering steps, tightly wrapped in his thin clothes, and returned to the temple!
He lay on the pile of straw he had thrown in yesterday, enduring the waves of hunger in his belly, and he forced himself to fall asleep!
In his sleep, he seemed to have turned into that majestic Dharma Saint again!The teacher didn't give up on him either!
He led the army to destroy the Elf Forest and knock down the Tree of Nature!The tree of nature is not resurrected!Those elves were not rescued either!
Moxi still stayed around him stupidly, and even betrayed that hateful elf for him!Tell him that the elf wants to assassinate him!Then he personally made that hateful female elf into a human penis and placed it in his showroom!
Later, he held a wedding with Mexico, and they had several children!In the end, he cultivated and became a Dharma God, and truly became the king of the Kingdom of Noer!
A gust of cold wind pulled Modor out of his sweet dream. He shook his head, unable to distinguish between dreams and reality. This dream was really too real!Wonderful!He didn't want to wake up at all!
He looked at the dilapidated temples around him and refused to believe it!He ran out regardless!He wants to go back!He wants to go back to his dream!
He kept running in the cold wind and the dark night, and murmured: "I am the God of Dharma, I am the God of Dharma!"
After a night like this, Modor's body was found the next day. He lost his footing in the dark night and fell into the river. When people fished him out, there was still some ice on his body!
Judging from the shape of his mouth, he must have been calling for help!It seems that after falling into the cold river water, he woke up and he didn't want to die!But it's a pity who would run out on such a cold night. Even if someone saw him falling, who would save him?
In the eyes of the people of the Noel Kingdom, he is just a person who brings trouble to them!
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The author says:
Sorry, there was a circuit failure at home today and it was not repaired until the afternoon (*^▽^*) I kept everyone waiting for so long
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