Soon, King Dung Beetle said, "Benefactor, I heard your name was Kumu. How about I give you a big dung ball?"
Xu Xiu was stunned!
God is such a big shit ball!
In the air, everyone burst into laughter.
"Hahahaha!"
"Strange things happen every year, especially today!"
"Reasonable! Reasonable! Very reasonable!"
The bald man said, "Damn it, Kumu let you show off! Let the dung beetle push you home at night!"
The fat man smiled and said, "Put Kumu in bed! Let him feel good!"
Everyone: "..."
Boss, this is too cruel!
on the ground.
King Dung Beetle waved his paw, and suddenly yellow smoke billowed behind him!
"Yesterday, our dung beetle clan was on the verge of extinction. I didn't expect that with a small move from your benefactor, the gears of our dung beetle clan's destiny would begin to turn!"
Xu Xiu was stunned for a moment.
What about him?
He was hit by a basketball while wearing overalls while playing basketball, and the gears of fate began to turn!
boom!
A huge ball of shit was pushed over!
"My benefactor, please accept it!" King Beetle said.
【Ding!Ding!Ding! 】
[Warning??????: The current concentration of toxic gas is too high!Emergency evacuation is recommended! 】
[Main gas components: methane, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, nitrogen! 】
Xu Xiu was stunned.
No wonder he felt like he was going to faint!
Snapped!
Xu Xiu bought a gas mask directly in the mall for 3000 heat points!
put it on!
The composition of the air now is flammable and explosive!
"Forget it, let's go!" Xu Xiu said.
Don't stay here for long!
"It seems that our benefactor is also biased against us!" King Beetle said.
Xu Xiu: "???"
"Benefactor, let me educate you. We dung beetles are the scavengers of the cultivation world. Without us, how can the cultivation world remain clean?"
"The prejudices in people's hearts are like a big mountain. I don't blame you, my benefactor! But in addition to what I just said, we dung beetles have the functions of nourishing qi and blood, activating blood circulation and removing blood stasis, clearing away heat and relieving heat!"
Hearing this, several gods in the air suddenly shouted.
"What? What? Can it replenish the kidneys?"
Xu Xiu: "???"
When did you say it could replenish the kidneys?
King Dung Beetle suddenly said, "My benefactor, you see this is a symptom of kidney deficiency and bad ears. As we all know, humans are only obsessed with three things!"
"What?" Xu Xiu asked.
"Get bigger, run faster, cure kidney deficiency!"
Xu Xiu: "..."
At this time, the live broadcast room can be said to be very explosive.
[I am the dust scattered in the fireworks (ip, Hunan): Are there any from Guangdong?Let’s talk about this dung beetle’s kidney replenishment? ]
[Gansu is not big, creating a myth (ip, Gansu): Cantonese people are eating Fujian people and have no time to care about you. ]
[Hebei boy, stood at attention (ip, Hebei): You are even more heavyweight! ]
[I am a dinosaur carrying a wolf from Yunnan (IP, Yunnan): Who the hell is hacking our Yunnan... Sorry, I went to the wrong set! ]
[Which province are you from?I was born by my mother (IP, unknown): Hahahaha!Don’t be afraid of too many sand sculptures, but be afraid of them gathering together in a nest! ]
[High-end bureaus in Yunnan, Guizhou and Sichuan: Damn it, where are there so many idiots in the world?All in Xiuer’s live broadcast room! ]
in the field.
Xu Xiudao, "We appreciate your kindness! Let's go!"
Directly use the Wudang ladder!
Fly to the sky!
"In that case, benefactor, we won't force it!" King Beetle said.
call out!
suddenly!
A bright light flew towards Xu Xiu!
"duang!"
A mark appeared directly on Xu Xiu's arm!
"?"
Xu Xiu: "???"
Does he want to hit someone?
Is the mark a piece of shit?
"What is this?" Xu Xiu couldn't help but ask.
"That's the totem of my clan!" King Dung Beetle said.
Xu Xiu: "Goodbye!"
Everyone: "..."
After a while, the place returned to calm.
Several big guys came to Xu Xiu's side.
"Damn it, Vice President Kumu, no matter what, you cheated and got in this secret realm. You need to give us an explanation!" said the bald man.
Xu Xiudao, "What? I still want to quibble, why don't you explain? I want to kill someone now!"
kill!
He is in a bad mood now!
Who can stand a glowing shit mark on their arm?
"Tang people come forward, I want to kill people!" Xu Xiu shouted.
Everyone was stunned.
In the crowd, a figure dodged for a moment.
"Jie Jie Jie Jie! I saw you on horseback!"
Everyone looked at Xu Xiu in shock.
Really killing people?
There are several big guys here, why don’t you give them face?
"Are you going to come out and let me kill you, or should I kill you directly?" Xu Xiu said angrily.
The bald man finally couldn't help but ask, "Is there any difference?"
The voice fell!
"Snapped!"
Xu Xiu just snapped her fingers!
【Ding!Killing the 6th person consumes 9000 heat points! 】
dead!
In an instant, the dodging Tongyou Realm body directly turned into a broken catkins!
Suddenly, this person yelled, "Vice Dean Kumu, I'll rub your uncle's finger! I'm not from the Tang Dynasty!"
Xu Xiu was stunned!
Everyone was also stunned!
"Then who are you?" Xu Xiu asked.
"I'm from the Chu Kingdom!" the dying man roared.
Several Shenhejing people nearby said, "He is indeed from my Chu country!"
Xu Xiu was shocked!
Nima?
If you're not from the Tang Dynasty, why bother?
Moreover, he is so grim, so sneaky, and so sinister that it is hard not to make people suspicious!
→_→? ? ?
Damn mental retardation!
"puff!"
This Chu man disappeared directly between heaven and earth!
"Deputy Dean Kumu, what do you want to do about the fact that you accidentally killed our Chu country?" A Chu country man was in a hurry and finally put all the ashes of the deceased into a bottle.
"Cold salad!" Xu Xiu said.
Everyone: "..."
At this time, barrages flew up in the live broadcast room.
[Why are flowers so red: So why is Xiuer so good? ]
[Xue Nai’s Bai Zi: The people who died in Chu State at this time: Xiu’er, look at what you look like, I will ******, what a *****]
[Why am I so good-looking: Hahahahaha!Give Xiuer an award!There is a war between Tang and Jiang. If Xiuer goes to fight, Chunchun will beat up his teammates! ]
[An honest man: This is our Xiuer!An excellent person!A person who has escaped from vulgar taste! ]
At this time, the bald man said, "Kumu, I admit that your gloves are a bit outrageous, but if a few of us attack together, how should you deal with it?"
Xu Xiu was stunned.
"Can you just snap your fingers and kill these people?" Xu Xiu asked.
【Ding!It’s time for the Infinity Gauntlet!Disappear now! 】
Xu Xiu: "???"
Nima!
call out!
Xu Xiu’s hands are bare!
"Deputy Dean Kumu, how should we deal with this?" the bald man said.
Xu Xiu shrugged, "It's such a crapshoot! The worst case scenario is death!"
Bald man: "..."
Everyone: "..."
Sudden.
A voice came.
"Let him go!"
Everyone was startled and looked in the direction of the sound.
……
Xu Xiu was stunned!
God is such a big shit ball!
In the air, everyone burst into laughter.
"Hahahaha!"
"Strange things happen every year, especially today!"
"Reasonable! Reasonable! Very reasonable!"
The bald man said, "Damn it, Kumu let you show off! Let the dung beetle push you home at night!"
The fat man smiled and said, "Put Kumu in bed! Let him feel good!"
Everyone: "..."
Boss, this is too cruel!
on the ground.
King Dung Beetle waved his paw, and suddenly yellow smoke billowed behind him!
"Yesterday, our dung beetle clan was on the verge of extinction. I didn't expect that with a small move from your benefactor, the gears of our dung beetle clan's destiny would begin to turn!"
Xu Xiu was stunned for a moment.
What about him?
He was hit by a basketball while wearing overalls while playing basketball, and the gears of fate began to turn!
boom!
A huge ball of shit was pushed over!
"My benefactor, please accept it!" King Beetle said.
【Ding!Ding!Ding! 】
[Warning??????: The current concentration of toxic gas is too high!Emergency evacuation is recommended! 】
[Main gas components: methane, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, nitrogen! 】
Xu Xiu was stunned.
No wonder he felt like he was going to faint!
Snapped!
Xu Xiu bought a gas mask directly in the mall for 3000 heat points!
put it on!
The composition of the air now is flammable and explosive!
"Forget it, let's go!" Xu Xiu said.
Don't stay here for long!
"It seems that our benefactor is also biased against us!" King Beetle said.
Xu Xiu: "???"
"Benefactor, let me educate you. We dung beetles are the scavengers of the cultivation world. Without us, how can the cultivation world remain clean?"
"The prejudices in people's hearts are like a big mountain. I don't blame you, my benefactor! But in addition to what I just said, we dung beetles have the functions of nourishing qi and blood, activating blood circulation and removing blood stasis, clearing away heat and relieving heat!"
Hearing this, several gods in the air suddenly shouted.
"What? What? Can it replenish the kidneys?"
Xu Xiu: "???"
When did you say it could replenish the kidneys?
King Dung Beetle suddenly said, "My benefactor, you see this is a symptom of kidney deficiency and bad ears. As we all know, humans are only obsessed with three things!"
"What?" Xu Xiu asked.
"Get bigger, run faster, cure kidney deficiency!"
Xu Xiu: "..."
At this time, the live broadcast room can be said to be very explosive.
[I am the dust scattered in the fireworks (ip, Hunan): Are there any from Guangdong?Let’s talk about this dung beetle’s kidney replenishment? ]
[Gansu is not big, creating a myth (ip, Gansu): Cantonese people are eating Fujian people and have no time to care about you. ]
[Hebei boy, stood at attention (ip, Hebei): You are even more heavyweight! ]
[I am a dinosaur carrying a wolf from Yunnan (IP, Yunnan): Who the hell is hacking our Yunnan... Sorry, I went to the wrong set! ]
[Which province are you from?I was born by my mother (IP, unknown): Hahahaha!Don’t be afraid of too many sand sculptures, but be afraid of them gathering together in a nest! ]
[High-end bureaus in Yunnan, Guizhou and Sichuan: Damn it, where are there so many idiots in the world?All in Xiuer’s live broadcast room! ]
in the field.
Xu Xiudao, "We appreciate your kindness! Let's go!"
Directly use the Wudang ladder!
Fly to the sky!
"In that case, benefactor, we won't force it!" King Beetle said.
call out!
suddenly!
A bright light flew towards Xu Xiu!
"duang!"
A mark appeared directly on Xu Xiu's arm!
"?"
Xu Xiu: "???"
Does he want to hit someone?
Is the mark a piece of shit?
"What is this?" Xu Xiu couldn't help but ask.
"That's the totem of my clan!" King Dung Beetle said.
Xu Xiu: "Goodbye!"
Everyone: "..."
After a while, the place returned to calm.
Several big guys came to Xu Xiu's side.
"Damn it, Vice President Kumu, no matter what, you cheated and got in this secret realm. You need to give us an explanation!" said the bald man.
Xu Xiudao, "What? I still want to quibble, why don't you explain? I want to kill someone now!"
kill!
He is in a bad mood now!
Who can stand a glowing shit mark on their arm?
"Tang people come forward, I want to kill people!" Xu Xiu shouted.
Everyone was stunned.
In the crowd, a figure dodged for a moment.
"Jie Jie Jie Jie! I saw you on horseback!"
Everyone looked at Xu Xiu in shock.
Really killing people?
There are several big guys here, why don’t you give them face?
"Are you going to come out and let me kill you, or should I kill you directly?" Xu Xiu said angrily.
The bald man finally couldn't help but ask, "Is there any difference?"
The voice fell!
"Snapped!"
Xu Xiu just snapped her fingers!
【Ding!Killing the 6th person consumes 9000 heat points! 】
dead!
In an instant, the dodging Tongyou Realm body directly turned into a broken catkins!
Suddenly, this person yelled, "Vice Dean Kumu, I'll rub your uncle's finger! I'm not from the Tang Dynasty!"
Xu Xiu was stunned!
Everyone was also stunned!
"Then who are you?" Xu Xiu asked.
"I'm from the Chu Kingdom!" the dying man roared.
Several Shenhejing people nearby said, "He is indeed from my Chu country!"
Xu Xiu was shocked!
Nima?
If you're not from the Tang Dynasty, why bother?
Moreover, he is so grim, so sneaky, and so sinister that it is hard not to make people suspicious!
→_→? ? ?
Damn mental retardation!
"puff!"
This Chu man disappeared directly between heaven and earth!
"Deputy Dean Kumu, what do you want to do about the fact that you accidentally killed our Chu country?" A Chu country man was in a hurry and finally put all the ashes of the deceased into a bottle.
"Cold salad!" Xu Xiu said.
Everyone: "..."
At this time, barrages flew up in the live broadcast room.
[Why are flowers so red: So why is Xiuer so good? ]
[Xue Nai’s Bai Zi: The people who died in Chu State at this time: Xiu’er, look at what you look like, I will ******, what a *****]
[Why am I so good-looking: Hahahahaha!Give Xiuer an award!There is a war between Tang and Jiang. If Xiuer goes to fight, Chunchun will beat up his teammates! ]
[An honest man: This is our Xiuer!An excellent person!A person who has escaped from vulgar taste! ]
At this time, the bald man said, "Kumu, I admit that your gloves are a bit outrageous, but if a few of us attack together, how should you deal with it?"
Xu Xiu was stunned.
"Can you just snap your fingers and kill these people?" Xu Xiu asked.
【Ding!It’s time for the Infinity Gauntlet!Disappear now! 】
Xu Xiu: "???"
Nima!
call out!
Xu Xiu’s hands are bare!
"Deputy Dean Kumu, how should we deal with this?" the bald man said.
Xu Xiu shrugged, "It's such a crapshoot! The worst case scenario is death!"
Bald man: "..."
Everyone: "..."
Sudden.
A voice came.
"Let him go!"
Everyone was startled and looked in the direction of the sound.
……
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