The Road to Godhood of the Shrek Seven Monsters

Chapter 382 Prepare for the eighth test of the God of Cookery inheritance, completed (1)

One month after the human world, Poseidon Island.

"My brother is back!"

"Well, it's the mistress's breath."

Tang San had just returned from the God Realm to the Poseidon Heritage Temple on Poseidon Island. Xiao Wu and Dai Mubai, who were training Oscar and the other five people in the distant divine shield, felt the aura of Tang San's divine thoughts.

When Tang San appeared in the divine shield, Xiao Wu, Dai Mubai, Oscar, Ning Rongrong, Zhu Zhuqing and Bai Chenxiang immediately surrounded him. Xiao Wu was so excited that she jumped into Tang San's arms.

"We haven't seen each other for only a month, Xiao Wu, are you so excited?"

In response to Zhu Zhuqing's teasing, Xiao Wu's face turned red and she stuck out her tongue playfully, "Isn't one month short? I will miss my brother even if I can't see him for a day."

"Xiaosan, why are you back so soon?" Dai Mubai asked with a smile.

The happy Tang San frowned slightly, "What, you think I'm back too soon?"

"No, no." Dai Mubai smiled awkwardly, "I mean I didn't expect you to come back so soon..."

Zhu Zhuqing glanced sideways at Dai Mubai and said with an annoyed smile: "Come on, you are obviously addicted to torturing the fat man every day for this month. I hope that the third brother will come back later so that you can torture him for a few more days..."

"No way?" Dai Mubai became even more embarrassed.

Only then did Tang San notice that Ma Hongjun hadn't come over. He looked up and saw that Ma Hongjun was sitting on the ground far away with his back to everyone, so he called out: "Fat man!"

Hearing Tang San's call, Ma Hongjun slowly turned his head. Tang San was immediately shocked by Ma Hongjun's "miserable" appearance, his eyes widened and his mouth opened wide - was that still Ma Hongjun?He was a completely different person: disheveled hair, two black eye sockets like pandas, bruises and bruises on his face, and nosebleeds. His whole face was one size larger and was shiny with sweat. , showing an unhealthy luster...

Tang San flashed to Ma Hongjun's side, looked carefully for a long time before confirming that the person in front of him was indeed Ma Hongjun, and asked in shock: "Fat man, what's wrong with you?"

Ma Hongjun grinned and tried his best to squeeze out a smile, "What's wrong? You weren't tortured by Boss Dai..." He struggled to stand up, "Ouch, it hurts me to death..." Then he held him up with one hand. Tang San wiped his nosebleeds with one hand, wiped the sweat on his face, and weakly whined, "Third brother, you're back. If you don't come back, I'm afraid I'll never see you again." I'm fat..."

At this time, Dai Mubai and others had already arrived beside Tang San and Ma Hongjun. Dai Mubai suppressed his laughter and coughed lightly, saying: "Xiao San, before you left, didn't you tell me to fight them with all your strength, the harder the better? Is it okay as long as you don’t kill him? Well, that’s it.”

Several black lines crossed Tang San's forehead, and he fired a blast of Poseidon power at Ma Hongjun to help Ma Hongjun recover from his injuries, and asked: "Fat man, are you okay?"

"It's okay, I won't die if you come back." Ma Hongjun said with strong breaths. Seeing Tang San looking at him distressedly, Ma Hongjun comforted him, "Third brother, it's really okay. As long as Xiao Ao can pass that damn The eighth test, nothing."

Oscar and Ning Rongrong were so moved that their noses sore. Ning Rongrong and Bai Chenxiang stepped forward to support Ma Hongjun. Oscar hurriedly brought Ma Hongjun a chair and helped Ma Hongjun sit down.

Ma Hongjun sat on the chair and smiled at Tang San, saying: "His grandma's beatings from Boss Dai every day are not in vain. The few of them serve me like an uncle every day, and they don't look like me anymore. He always bullies me as before, but Boss Dai only beats me to make me unhappy."

Ma Hongjun's words made everyone burst into laughter.

"Only beating you?" Tang San asked doubtfully.

"Isn't that right? Third brother, look at the four of them. Who has a flat nose and a crooked mouth like me?" Ma Hongjun glanced at Dai Mubai full of resentment and began to accuse, "Third brother, are you not?" You know, Boss Dai pretends to attack Xiao Ao every time. I have to save Xiao Ao, right? Well, just as he wanted, he beat me hard... Damn it, he is faster now than before. There were too many, and I couldn’t escape no matter how hard I tried. Even if they beat me, they would beat my clothes to pieces, and I was almost naked several times. Oh, how embarrassing..."

Listening to Ma Hongjun's bloody and tearful accusation, everyone couldn't help laughing.Dai Mubai smiled and said: "Fat man, don't be angry. Brother, I actually feel sorry for you. If it weren't for me, brother, I would feel sorry for you. You must stay in the light of Poseidon now, how can you still sit here and talk?" "

As soon as he heard the word "distressed", Ma Hongjun glared angrily: "Go away! Do you feel sorry for me? I thank you, my brother, for caring about me so much! I have to live a shorter life for being so distressed by you." Ten years! Humph, you feel sorry for me. Do you feel sorry for your Zhuqing? Do you feel sorry for me? Then why haven’t I seen you fighting Zhuqing exclusively? If it weren’t for Xiao Ao’s eighth exam, I would really want to fall out with you! Brother I really didn’t expect that you, Boss Dai, would turn out to be such a stingy person, that you would deliberately target me just because I offended you a few times over such trivial things!”

"Uh, you offended me..." Dai Mubai looked confused and was confused by Ma Hongjun's words. He rolled his eyes slyly and asked with a smile, "Tell me, fat man, where did you offend my brother?"

Hearing Dai Mubai's question, Zhu Zhuqing, Bai Chenxiang, and Ning Rongrong covered their mouths and laughed; Tang San and Oscar looked at each other, trying hard not to laugh; only Xiao Wu looked at the girls, and really didn't understand what Dai Mubai said. What's so funny? He rolled his eyes and thought about it, then realized that what Dai Mubai asked was really funny - only those who offend others don't know where they have offended others, and when they have heard of being raped. The person who has been offended asks the person who offended him where he has offended him?