The Road to Godhood of the Shrek Seven Monsters

Chapter 344 The road to becoming a god, departure 5

These four handsome young men are clearly Tang San, Dai Mubai, Oscar and Ma Hongjun.

These four brothers are sitting in front of the carriage, so who is qualified to sit in the carriage?If you think about it with your heels, you will know who else could it be besides Xiao Wu, Ning Rongrong, Zhu Zhuqing and Bai Chenxiang?It's not that they don't want to sit outside, but when they came out to get some air a few days ago, they were watched by residents along the way - when had residents in remote rural areas seen such a beautiful woman?

Needless to say, they must be looking for the inheritance temple of the God of Cookery - "the best restaurant on the continent".

The reason why they didn't take the Tang Sect's soul-controlled armored chariot but an ordinary carriage was because it was said that many roads along the way there were narrow and the soul-controlled armored chariot was a bit bigger.Originally, the fastest and most trouble-free way was for the three gods Tang San, Dai Mubai, and Xiao Wu to fly over directly with the other five people, but the seven monsters all believed that Oscar had just reached the peak of level 99 and his realm was not yet stable. If It didn't matter before, but now the difficulty of the inheritance test has increased, so to be on the safe side, everyone decided to go by carriage. Firstly, Oscar could stabilize his cultivation during this period, and secondly, everyone could relax.

The four brothers sitting in front of the carriage were naturally not playing poker, let alone chatting away like girls.What can four brothers and men do when they sit together?Drinking, of course.

"Wow, this wine is so damn delicious! Xiao Ao, Uncle Ning is really kind to you. You go to accept the inheritance assessment. He actually bought so many Drunken Immortals, enough for our brothers to drink for two It’s New Year!”

Ma Hongjun raised the wine jar in his hand and took a big sip, and couldn't help laughing.

"Yes, this drunken fairy wine is really delicious. Among the wines I have ever drunk, brother, it is definitely the best! I can't live without it for a day now! Xiao Ao... Haha! Look, fat man, Xiao Ao is sitting down I can't even sit still!" Dai Mubai patted Oscar, who was so drunk that his head was drooping. "Xiao Ao, I told you to stop holding on and go to sleep in the carriage. Haha..."

Oscar, who had drunkenly squinted his eyes and tilted his head, immediately raised his head when he heard Dai Mubai's words, and his drunken face turned even redder: "What are you talking about? Who is so hard? I... am not drunk! Come on! , one of the four of us brothers will leave... No, he did this! Mistress, don't do it and watch, you drink too! Come on, do it!"

After saying that, he hugged the wine jar and took another sip.More was spilled than drank, though.

Tang San, who had his back turned to the three of them, grinned, looking straight ahead as he drove the car, ignoring Oscar and the others.

"Damn! I'm talking about big sausages. Although we brought enough wine this time, you can't waste it like this! You haven't spilled enough wine yet. You are wasting it. Do you know that? If you can't drink it, then don't drink it. , what a pity to spill such expensive wine! Hey, hey, don’t you always brag to me, saying that every time you get drunk, you sleep on Rongrong’s lap? Then hurry up and get into the carriage. Are you going to sleep on your Rongrong's lap? Haha..."

When it comes to drinking, Ma Hongjun is no match for Dai Mubai and Tang San, but he can beat Oscar in drinking. Therefore, whenever he sees Oscar drunk every time he drinks, he will be particularly happy and he also likes to tease Oscar.No, he immediately made a joke about Oscar.

But how can Oscar show weakness?He immediately started shouting: "Am I bragging? I don't brag! Hiccup... I'm not like you. I obviously don't dare to drink half a sip of wine at home, but I insist on saying that I want to drink at home. Xiangxianghu will pour it for you personally." Wine! Burp...Okay! Brother, go in and sleep on Rongrong's lap! Gee, brother, how can you not be like you? You don't even dare to go home after drinking! Brother, I sincerely despise you!"

"you!"

After being exposed by Oscar, Ma Hongjun was so angry that his eyes stared and his hair stood on end.

Dai Mubai also stared: "Damn, who are you talking about?"

Damn it, Oscar even meant it to Dai Mubai.

"Haha... hiccup... I won't talk nonsense to you anymore. I'm going to bed... hiccup..."

Oscar laughed loudly, belched wine, opened the compartment door and got in.

"Holy crap! Are you really going in?"

Ma Hongjun's staring eyes changed from anger to surprise, and then to admiration.

Dai Mubai also admired him sincerely: "Xiao Ao is really good. I don't dare to see Zhu Qing when I'm drunk."

"Brother knows, don't you always go to my place to sleep? I used to think that maybe the third brother was not afraid of being drunk, but I didn't expect Xiao Ao to be so awesome..."

Ma Hongjun looked at Tang San's back and then at the carriage door, his eyes filled with envy.

"Xiao San? Tsk! Ask him if he is afraid of Xiao Wu when he is drunk? Xiao San, you said it yourself, you have slept at my place

several times? Seeing Tang San's shoulder twitching slightly, Dai Mubai laughed, "Come on, Fatty, let's do it again, let the mistress pretend to be a pure little virgin." "

Tang San still stared ahead without saying a word.

Just when Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun touched the wine jar with a bang and each took a sip of wine, before they could swallow it, there was a "bang" sound, and Oscar bowed his back to the outside and walked out of the carriage. It flew out, passed through the middle where Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun were sitting opposite each other, and hit Tang San's back. The collision made Tang San bow forward before he fell into the carriage, and fell asleep without knowing it.

"puff…:.-"

Ma Hongjun and Dai Mubai spit out their wine.Tang San also turned around.what's going on?Oscar was kicked out?

Before the brothers could ask about the situation, Ning Rongrong's roar was heard from the carriage: "Get out! You actually came to my mother and started drinking like crazy? Get away from me!"

"This……"

Dai Mubai, Tang San, and Ma Hongjun were all dumbfounded. Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun were so frightened that they sobered up.

With a "bang", the automatically closing wooden door of the carriage was roughly pushed open, and Ning Rongrong walked out with a livid face.

Ning Rongrong glared at Oscar who was lying drunk and asleep in the car, walked over and took away the storage bag containing wine from Oscar, then glanced at Ma Hongjun and Dai Mubai each, and said fiercely: "You two, hand over all your wine! I will keep it all from now on!"

"Uh, what a murderous aura... this..."

Ma Hongjun looked at Ning Rongrong with dumbfounded eyes. Seeing that Ning Rongrong's beautiful face was already livid, he was so frightened that he did not dare to say any more.

Ning Rongrong gritted her teeth and shouted again: "Stop talking nonsense and hand over the wine!"

"This... Rongrong, please calm down..."

Dai Mubai laughed dryly, and just as he was about to persuade Ning Rongrong, he saw Zhu Zhuqing walking out of the carriage and glaring at him with a cold face.He was so stared at that his scalp went numb, and without saying a word, he quickly handed the wine jar in his hand to Ning Rongrong.

"That's all! Give Rongrong the storage bag containing the wine!"

Zhu Zhuqing said coldly.

"Uh, this..."

Dai Mubai was dumbfounded.If he were asked to hand over all the wine, wouldn't it cost his life?How can this work?

Just as Dai Mubai was thinking of an excuse like lightning, Ma Hongjun spoke up: "Rongrong, there's no need. You see, Boss Dai and I didn't drink too much..."

But before Ma Hongjun finished speaking, Bai Chenxiang had already walked out of the carriage: "Damn fat man! Say it again and let me hear it? Are you going to hand it over or not?"

"This...I'll hand it over, I'll hand it over now, I'll hand it over all!"

When Bai Chenxiang roared, Ma Hongjun was so frightened that he handed the wine jar in his hand and the storage bag at his waist to Ning Rongrong. I love you, I am my brother and I really can’t protect you! Without you, how can I survive this journey?"

"Dai Mubai, do you want to hand it over or not? Give me a nice word!"

Zhu Zhuqing issued an "ultimatum", which scared Dai Mubai and quickly handed over the storage bag containing wine.

Seeing the storage bag containing wine being carried by Ning Rongrong, Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun's hearts broke.

After the three women collected their drinks, they snorted coldly and entered the carriage.

Entering the car, Ning Rongrong angrily threw three storage bags of wine on the seat cushion, still angry: "Humph! You can't get used to men, the more you get used to them, the worse they become! Originally I thought, now that they are out, they want to Just drink some, who would have thought... you would actually drink so much that you would go crazy!"

"Yes, this has been going on for several days! A few days ago, I was somewhat restrained, but today I just drank like crazy! It's really outrageous!"

Bai Chenxiang was also very angry and wanted to drag Ma Hongjun to a corner where no one could see him and beat him up.

Zhu Zhuqing praised Xiao Wu: "Xiao Wu still has a vision."

Xiao Wu smiled modestly: "How can I have any foresight? I just think that it would be weird for the four of them not to drink like this when they have such good and so much wine."

"It's true that my father bought so many drunken immortals for them! He probably bought all the wine in their restaurant! It really pissed me off!"

When Ning Rongrong thought of the scene where Ning Fengzhi went to buy wine, she became angry and itched her teeth.