The Road to Godhood of the Shrek Seven Monsters

Chapter 255 Dese and the miserable Ma Hongjun 3

"Get out! I've been beaten, but saying sorry is useless! Hum, oh, I...forget it, I won't argue with you." Ma Hongjun glared at Dai Mubai fiercely, and was about to say a few words. He said harsh words, but when he thought of the plan in his heart, he pinched his nose to hold back, then endured the pain that felt like his whole body was falling apart, picked up the kit on the ground, glanced at Dai Mubai and Tang San again, and then put its open.

As soon as the kit is opened, it is like opening up a world of light. Dazzling light shoots out from the mouth of the kit, and haloes of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple and other colors continue to gather and diffuse at the mouth of the kit. A dazzling line of neon lights was formed, like a rainbow that is rare to see after the rain and the sky clears, and lingers for a long time.

"It's so beautiful, the light of the soul bones gathers into a rainbow." When Tang San and Dai Mubai saw this scene, they both clicked their tongues in amazement.

"Huh, I don't know. What's more surprising is yet to come." Before the scar healed, Ma Hongjun began to forget about the pain. He said arrogantly while pouring all the soul bones in the bag on the ground. .

"Wow!" Soul bones of various attributes and colors reappeared in the sky at this moment, exuding endless brilliance. For a time, the entire room was filled with all kinds of light, colorful and shining.

Looking at the pile of various soul bones on the ground, Tang San and Dai Mubai were stunned. Even the soul bones they got from wiping out the Spirit Hall back then were far less than the quantity and quality of the pile of soul bones in front of them.

At the moment when Tang San and Dai Mubai were stunned, Ma Hongjun grabbed four times in the pile of soul bones as fast as he could, picked out four soul bones with extreme precision, and then, like a thief, He hid three of them on his body, laughed loudly, and deliberately shouted to Jixiang: "Jixiang, my uncle has helped you hold the external soul bone. You can choose which one is more suitable for you later." After saying that, he was anxious. I couldn't bear to close my eyes and feel the attached soul bone in my hand.

Tang San and Dai Mubai suddenly woke up when Ma Hongjun yelled at him. Dai Mubai rushed to Ma Hongjun's side with a quick stride, his eyes widened like bells and shouted: "There are actually soul bones attached to the outside." ?How many pieces?" Ma Hongjun seemed to be immersed in the feeling of the attached soul bone in his hand, and turned a deaf ear to Dai Mubai's shouts.

Dai Mubai then looked at Ma Hongjun's hand, and a trace of red light seeped out from between Ma Hongjun's clenched fingers. He hurriedly released his consciousness, but saw a crystal clear soul bone in Ma Hongjun's hand, as warm and moist as top-grade jade. Thin and smooth, a few strands of red hairsprings seem to be swimming in it spiritually.Dai Mubai lost his composure and shouted anxiously: "Damn it, Fatty, tell me, how many soul bones are there!" Ma Hongjun still closed his eyes and ignored him. Dai Mubai was so anxious that he kept circling around Ma Hongjun. .

Suddenly, Ma Hongjun opened his eyes and laughed with a red face, "That's great! This external soul bone is actually produced from a 9-year-old flaming thunderbird. Although it is not 10 years old, it is the same as mine. The attributes are very consistent, and it also comes with the two special effects of Searing Fury, it’s just perfect, haha!”

"Perfect! Tell me, how many soul bones are there in total?" Dai Mubai grabbed Ma Hongjun's collar and asked.

"Put your hands away, why do you still want to hit me?" Ma Hongjun pushed Dai Mubai's hand away disdainfully, "What does having a few external soul bones have to do with you? You have become a god. The attached soul bone is of no use!" Tang San looked on and shook his head, he knew that Boss Dai was going to pay for the beating he had just given to Ma Hongjun.

"You don't care what the use of me is. Stop talking nonsense and tell me how many pieces there are in total!" Dai Mubai roared fiercely.

"Why are you so fierce? Do you think the loud voice will scare brother? Oh!" Ma Hongjun glanced sideways at Dai Mubai, put the soul bone in his arms, turned around and walked towards Jixiang.

"Uh." Dai Mubai was stunned on the spot, with so much hatred in his heart, he thought to himself: "You fat man, you're dragging me up." But when he thought of the attached soul bone on the fat man, he immediately lost his temper and hurriedly took a step forward. He grabbed Ma Hongjun, scratched the back of his head, and said with an extremely embarrassed smile: "Hey, fat man, I'm in a hurry. Don't be angry. Don't be angry. So, how many soul bones are there in total?" Ma Hongjun said He turned his head and glanced at Dai Mubai, and said angrily: "This is decent, you have to look like you are asking someone, right? Four yuan, what's wrong?"

"Four yuan! Fatty, did you take all four yuan?"

"Nonsense, such a good thing, why don't you take all of it and leave it to you?"

"You, what are you doing with four yuan alone?" Dai Mubai was a little anxious.

"What do you think I should take four yuan for? One for me, one for my family's Xiangxiang, the third brother's for Jixiang, and another for Oscar and Rongrong. Isn't it exactly four?" Ma Hongjun said confidently, as if The joke is that Dai Mubai can't count.

"You all have them, why don't you have my Zhuqing's?" Dai Mubai was really anxious. Damn, every pair of you has one, why don't you have my Zhuqing's? That's just a soul bone attached to the outside.

"Why? You have the nerve to ask why? Oh, the beating I just received was in vain? Let me tell you, Boss Dai, the beating you gave me was a big deal, and your Zhuqing piece will be used as compensation for you. My house smells good." Ma Hongjun said with a smile on his face.

"I'll go. The mistress also took action just now, no less aggressive than me..." Dai Mubai's eyes were about to burst into flames.

"Stop! The third brother's piece is the gift I promised to give to Jixiang. It is a must."

"Uh, well, fat man, look, my Zhuqing..." Dai Mubai

He blinked his eyes fiercely a few times, rolled his eyes, immediately calmed down his anger, and said with a smile.

"Stop it! Boss Dai, there is no need to discuss this matter." Ma Hongjun's attitude left no room for doubt, and he lifted Dai Mubai's hand again.

"Don't worry, let's discuss it." Dai Mubai held Ma Hongjun tightly and wouldn't let go.

"Discussion is nothing! Why didn't you discuss it with me when you beat me indiscriminately? Look at how you beat my brother, I'm almost turning into a fucking pig." Ma Hongjun waved his hand and almost yelled angrily.

Ma Hongjun roared like this, even Tang San couldn't help but laugh, and Ji Xiang suppressed his laughter.How dare Dai Mubai laugh? He quickly apologized: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, wasn't that just a misunderstanding?"

"Hmph! Misunderstanding? Why don't you let me also misunderstand you?" Ma Hongjun asked angrily with an eyebrow raised.

As soon as Ma Hongjun said this, Dai Mubai understood that Ma Hongjun wanted to get back the beating he and Tang San had just made. The smile on his face immediately spread, "Okay, boss, I'll let you Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, tell me how you want to misunderstand!"

"Is this... what you said is true? Did you really misunderstand me?" Now it was Ma Hongjun's turn to not be calm. He didn't expect that his previous idea would be realized so soon.

"Of course it's true!" Dai Mubai vowed, "Tell me how you want to misunderstand."

"Okay, this is what you said. Third brother, you can prove it." Ma Hongjun immediately became excited, "When the misunderstanding is over, Xiangxiang's attached soul bone belongs to your Zhuqing family. How about it?"

"Haha, okay, I'll bear witness." Tang San responded with a smile.

After receiving Tang San's testimony, Ma Hongjun turned around, faced Dai Mubai, and asked seriously: "Boss Dai, is this a misunderstanding no matter what I think?"

"Yes, it can be a misunderstanding no matter what you want."

"Okay! As I just counted, you two punched me 36 times in total, kicked me 23 times, and slapped me on the head [-] times. According to this number, it's ten times, even if it's less, I'll come back. Even if the misunderstanding is over." Ma Hongjun counted it out for Dai Mubai on his fingers.

"Fat man, you still counted?" Dai Mubai looked at Ma Hongjun with his mouth wide open. He never dreamed that Ma Hongjun was still counting when he was being beaten.

"What's going on? Are you dissatisfied? That's my special trick. When you're being beaten, you count the numbers, and it won't hurt so much. Stop talking nonsense, right? Just one word." Ma Hongjun felt relieved at this time, damn, 360 Punch, 110 kicks, plus 230 head blows, it's so refreshing to be so angry.

"Fat man, I didn't do that alone. The mistress beat me more than I did. How come it's all on me?" Dai Mubai was depressed.

"No matter! Anyway, I have been beaten so many times in total. You shouldn't do it, our family is the only one with the soul bone attached." Ma Hongjun's current expression is as if he is giving Dai Mubai a chance.

Dai Mubai stared at Ma Hongjun for a long time, with a flash of light in his eyes, and thought to himself: "Fat man, you forced me to do this. Originally, I felt guilty for beating you up just now for no reason. I really want you to beat me a few times." It’s time to relieve your anger, but now, hum, don’t blame me, boss, haha, you brought it all on yourself.” Then he raised his head and glanced at Tang San, seeing Tang San sucking in his breath and shaking his head helplessly, He closed his eyes again and nodded, then pretended to grit his teeth and said, "Sure, it's ten times the price. Boss, I agree, but I have a condition."

"Are there any conditions for being beaten? Don't worry, I don't know how to use soul skills, just fists, feet and slaps. I'll hit you how you want." Seeing Dai Mubai agree, Ma Hongjun felt really happy. Damn it, who can beat Boss Dai so many times?I'm afraid I, Ma Hongjun, am the only one in the world.Ha ha.

"Who told you about that condition? That's it, boss. I really apologize for misunderstanding you before, brother. Seeing how hard you worked to find so many soul bones, boss, I even beat you. I feel so guilty. You also said just now, ten times, no less. I promise you, but you must hit enough. If you hit less, you just look down on me, the boss. That piece of soul bone you have attached belongs to me, the boss. How about that? ?" Dai Mubai said to Ma Hongjun sincerely, looking extremely guilty.

"Huh?" When Ma Hongjun heard what Dai Mubai said, he suddenly became wary, fearing that there might be a scam.I have seen cheap ones, but I have never seen such cheap ones. The condition is that the quantity must be enough!咱戴老大以前不这样啊，不会是和竹清结婚后好上挨揍这一口了吧？He looked at Tang San doubtfully, but Tang San's unchanged expression made him unable to see the reason. This made him murmur in his heart, there must be a demon when things go wrong, and Boss Dai's condition seems not simple.But after much thought, he couldn't think of anything suspicious.

"What? Fatty, what's the problem? You still feel sorry for me, boss, and you can't bear to do anything?" Dai Mubai teased Ma Hongjun.

Being so provoked by Dai Mubai, but really unable to think of any disadvantages to him in Dai Mubai's condition, Ma Hongjun grinned, "Oh, brother, you won't be able to part with it? I wish I could beat you until everyone in the mainland calls you fat!" "After a pause, he continued, "Get ready. Brother is about to start working. He is using the greatest strength. Let the third brother treat you for any injuries. Your Zhuqing, please don't settle the score with me." After that, he swung his fist towards Dai Mubai's body.

"Ah! It fucking hurts!" Ma Hongjun's fist hit Dai Mubai, and a scream suddenly sounded in the room.