Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

Smart people have strong souls, and some have very sharp souls.

Yan Li has no interest in rich women's gatherings. She just wants to watch men dress up as women and test the progress bar.

I didn't have this plan at first, but the other party just showed up.

This is the third day. If you don’t help the young lady today, your beauty will lose a little bit tomorrow.

She is not worried at all. With a beauty value of 98 points, losing a little bit is a minor problem...

The next day Yan Li didn't think so.

There was nothing wrong with herself in the mirror, but when she wiped her hands, she felt something was wrong. The skin of her right index finger was wrinkled, and she felt nothing unless compared with it. When compared with the finger next to it, it felt like it had aged ten years alone. !

"Retarded system, you want to die!"

"Who taught you to deduct beauty points! Is this how you deduct one point!"

Yanli took a deep breath and stretched out her fingers. She saw that the soul was still so white and tender, and it looked more beautiful with the translucency, which made her feel much better.

Prevent yourself from being grumpy and have your hands covered with soul, making it look like you have a beauty filter on.

Wearing another layer of white lace gloves, it looks much more pleasing to the eye.

"Dong dong dong..."

Yanli, who had successfully deceived others and deceived others, opened the door in a calm mood. Standing at the door was a tall woman with an indescribable expression and makeup that even the other party's mother did not recognize.

Although the face is good-looking, the figure is a bit mismatched. It may be that the other party has a reverse triangle figure, which makes the shoulders appear broad but the legs are very long.

This is Liang Xingqiao's first time dressing up as a woman, but he is used to wearing skirts in both traditional and women's clothing.

Yesterday I was eaten by a rich woman, and this morning I was dressed up and packed up and sent here.

He felt like a young lady who had been forced into prostitution.

He could only say in a low voice: "Good morning."

"Let's go." Yan Li knew that there was not much time, so he didn't care about the other person's throat and led the people downstairs.

Liang Xingqiao saw the button on the first floor of the elevator and continued to whisper: "Don't you want breakfast?"

Yanli was reminded and raised his hand to touch the restaurant on the fourth floor. He was so ugly just now that he forgot to eat.

Two figures, one tall and one short, appeared in the restaurant. There were many people dining in the restaurant. When I noticed the two of them, I couldn't help but take a second look.

Compared with fingers, eating is also very important.

Liang Xingqiao was full of doubts about Yanli wearing gloves in this summer. He obviously didn't wear them yesterday. Isn't it hot in this summer?

weirdo.

After Yan Li finished eating, she stood up again, and the people behind her followed her into the elevator.

After going down to the first floor, Yanli walked to the door, grabbed a big black umbrella and led the people to the road.

"Take..."

"Um……"

Liang Xingqiao took the open umbrella and held it up. It was her first time to go shopping with a woman. Sister Qi asked him not to be recognized.

"Cross the road……"

Liang Xingqiao did as he was told, but as soon as he stepped onto the road, he felt his arm holding the umbrella being held, and the lace lines on it were transmitted to his brain through his skin. His whole body froze and his arms tightened.

Seeing that the other party made no extra moves, he continued to cross the road.

If he was asked to choose between being touched by a rich and beautiful woman, or being touched by a rich woman, he would choose Mo Lai to get involved. He is a clean and self-sufficient man, and he also believes in light. Women will only affect the speed of his transformation.

As soon as he finished this thought, he had already reached the other end of the road. When the person next to him stopped, he also stopped, and when the person next to him turned, he also turned.

Walking on the zebra crossing again was the beginning of his doubtful life.

"Little sister, please pay attention to safety when crossing the road..."

This sentence made Liang Xingqiao speechless, but after being warned by her manager, she could only nod her head, tell herself to talk less, and pretend that she was the young lady.

Yanli noticed that the progress had changed, and she led her people to cross the road back and forth at an intersection without traffic, even when the light was red.

When the mission progress was full, the two of them were punished by the traffic police uncle because they ran a red light. Even if it was just once, they ran the red light at least a dozen times.

The traffic policeman looked at the man who was taller than him, and his indifferent expression was misunderstood as a look of dissatisfaction.

"Are you still not convinced? Look at your friend."

Liang Xingqiao: I didn’t...the traffic police uncle was wronged.

He didn't dare to speak, fearing that the traffic police would think he was a pervert.

"Running a red light is dangerous..." The traffic police uncle began to educate again.

Yanli is familiar with it all the time, with an expression like "You're right, I know I'm wrong."

He had a very good attitude towards admitting his mistake, which made Liang Xingqiao look resentful.

He didn't expect that the other person was going shopping like this. It was just like walking on the street. He just pressed on. He also heard dozens of times, "Young lady, please pay attention to safety when crossing the road..." He was a boy!

Okay, now she looks female, but her body is male!

Forget it, they were caught running a red light. For the first time, he knew that on a sidewalk without cars, you would be caught and educated if you ran a red light.

In the past, he always had the green light to go wherever he went, and there was no red light for getting into trouble.

After being put back, he still had a look of resentment on his face. The agent who watched the whole process said: You achieved a title today and completed the bad taste of the rich.

At this time, Yanli's fingers returned to their original state, and she sat in front of the floor-to-ceiling window again. She raised her palm and smeared it between her fingers. Looking downstairs, she saw the backs of three figures leaving.

It does seem very busy, always on the road.

Busy people are like ants...

"Ding, the mission is completed, you get... health points, mission two click... the system crashed... broke... restart... failed to restart, update... update and repair in progress... system upgrade in progress... repair successful..."

Name: Yan Li (King of Eight Trigrams, Listener of Secrets of the Dead)

Gender: Female

Age: 21

Constitution: 10 (weak chicken among weak chickens)

Beauty value: 90 (Warning: After the task is released, if you do not complete the task for three days, the beauty value will be reduced by one point every day)

Health: January 45, 1 (Don’t take health seriously, unless you want to die)

Special ability: Cannot die until health reaches zero.

"Ding, the repair is completed, the main mission is released: beat the mandarin ducks with a stick."

"Ding, main task one: Resentment between men and women. You are a professional in breaking up marriages. The progress of the task is 0/100. After completing the task, you will gain five years of life points."

"Tip: Every time you contact both parties, start with the first sentence and succeed within 10 minutes. Progress will not be counted if the time exceeds."

"Tip: You need to shake hands with one of them to achieve completion..."

"..."

Very good, the mentally retarded system is full of bad things.

In fact, according to Yanli's beauty, it is easy to complete the task, but not every couple can succeed with her. After all, people's hearts are unpredictable.

First of all, she wants people she likes, and one of them is true love.

But... love is beyond comprehension.

Secondly...it is best to be someone who has the attributes of gossip and has a colorful life.

Inequality = something to eat

Break up the marriage = there is drama to watch

For example, there was a waiter in the hotel. Yan Li had been paying attention to her for a long time. She was beautiful and good-looking... her hands were white and tender when she worked, which made Yan Li envious, although she was not bad either.

But the other party didn't take care of it, and they still worked every day, and their skin was still so good. This is what they are born with.