Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

Another leaf fell into the suitcase.

In five star hotel

Liang Xingqiao had a full schedule. After participating in the event, he flew to another city. Unexpectedly, he met Yan Li again. After all, he was not a guest.

We met again on a plane in the evening, and we met again when we stayed in a hotel.

The assistant felt that there was some fate. He turned back to look at the dazed man and reminded: "Brother Qiao?"

The suitcase followed into the elevator, which was closed.

Liang Xingqiao looked back at the elevator.

When they met again in the morning, he felt that the timing was not good because the other party actually lived next to him.

That's not the problem. They go out at the same time and appear in the camera at the same time.

And this is a live broadcast shot. Although the photographer reacted quickly, the other person disappeared in the shot.

"Who is this young lady?"

"Wow, beautiful young lady, living with actor Qiao, wow~"

That 'wow' thing is self-explanatory...

"What are you talking about? I live next door and I am a guest. Do you want to make headlines for me?"

"I can meet 'Actor Qiao and his mysterious girlfriend staying in a hotel together', 'The tacit understanding between actor Qiao and his mysterious girlfriend appearing together'"

"Brother, have you finally realized that you are almost thirty? Do you finally know how to serve cabbage?"

"No, my brother belongs to everyone and cannot be ruined by just one person!"

"What, you still want your brother to be ruined by everyone?"

"Wow, so exciting~"

"This is not popular..."

The entire live broadcast room audience just watched my brother's wake-up time, but something happened when he went out, and the entire live broadcast room exploded.

The live broadcast room was quickly cleared.

The camera gave Liang Xingqiao a close-up, waiting for the other party to go first.

Yanli could tell at a glance that the other party was live broadcasting. After all, a lot of people had come last time, and there were more cameras than this, fully recording the funny and ugly behavior of the guests.

The staff said nothing and watched the strange combination of one person and one suitcase leaving.

Yanli was taken to the airport in a special car. The airport was too big. On a whim, she carried the small box, put on the cushions, sat on the suitcase, and pressed and held forward. The suitcase went straight forward, carrying her forward.

Her weight does not affect the speed of the suitcase at all. Colorful lights are flashing on the rollers of the suitcase. It is not obvious during the day, but at night, the light will be very obvious. It reminds passers-by that a 'luggage cart' is passing by. , please note, be careful of getting hurt.

The cycling suitcase was originally very attractive, but unfortunately she was in the shot again, and her figure entered the shots of other guests.

The guests couldn't help but look over curiously. The camera had recorded it. At this time, only the back of the other party was left, and there was no adjustment.

In the camera, the long-haired girl is sitting on the suitcase with an upright posture, as if she is sitting on a stool, being carried away by the suitcase.

"I want it too..." The guest looked at the other person's suitcase, and then at the suitcase he was dragging, with a look of longing on his face.

Live broadcast barrage

"I want it too, with a longing face..."

"I want to travel around the world in a suitcase, just me and my suitcase..."

"Upstairs, you don't feel like you are traveling around the world, you feel like you have run away from home..."

"Having a suitcase that can carry me makes me feel so happy wherever I go..."

"It's out of battery, I think you'd be happier..."

"Wait a minute, the profile of the young lady just now is so perfect, and the back is so impressive. To describe it as an outstanding figure, it is..."

"It's her riding suitcase, hahaha..."

"I was just telling you something felt weird. It turned out to be a suitcase. I was so funny... the young lady really knows how to play..."

This was just an episode of the live broadcast, but it was quickly forgotten.

Discovered at night and mentioned again...

"Surprise, actor Qiao's mysterious girlfriend!!!"

This post was quickly pushed to the top of the headlines.

"Wow, this screenshot is good..."

It was a one-second screenshot of Liang Xingqiao and Yan Li looking at each other when they went out at the same time. The screenshot was very good, and it looked very artistic at first glance.

People who watch it automatically fill their brains with a feeling that lasts for thousands of years.

The face was mosaic-marked, but it was no different than if it had not been beaten.

The second picture is of Yanli’s profile at the airport.

The third picture shows how the suitcase is running while riding.

The fourth picture shows Liang Xingqiao looking at the elevator in a daze, and the back of Yanli walking towards the elevator.

This one is the most exciting.

Just like that, it was too late. A group of netizens who met it directly forwarded it, and Liang Xingqiao's public relations couldn't suppress it.

Now, when Yanli passes by, he can not only pick up people, but also make friends with him.

But she didn't notice it.

It wasn't until the next day that Liang Xingqiao personally clarified.

"Other people's suitcases can follow people, but mine can't. I have to work hard for my assistant to carry it. I want to have one."

One sentence proves it. If you don’t know it, you just look at it because of the long-legged suitcase.

The bottom section was quickly filled with messages.

This is the one that accounts for the most.

"Brother Qiao is satisfied. Let's buy two. One for brother Qiao and one for his assistant. But brother Qiao, you have such long legs. If you sit on them, you may have to drag them along."

There are floors below this one.

"Hahaha, I want to see Brother Qiao ride with his suitcase. It needs to be 48 inches, otherwise it will be dragged around. But why do I just want to see Brother Qiao drag his legs around?"

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhinging”

"You're laughing so hard! Master Gao Leng doesn't ride on flying swords, he rides on suitcases instead..."

Soon someone posted a picture of it, and the Master, who had successfully made the fairy spirit fluttering, stepped on the suitcase.

What's more, they just let Master sit in the suitcase.

The gaze was successfully transferred, and a paragraph was posted on the only view.

Brother Qiao’s eyes indicated: Your suitcase is not something you can own now. Let me keep it for you and return it to you when the time is right.

Then there is a picture on the back showing the Master sitting in the suitcase.

The owner of the suitcase only made a few dots on his head to express his speechlessness:...

This is a scene from a fairy tale, but with a look from the master, the apprentice turned it over directly.

This was a complete prank. The actor asked actor Qiao to step on the suitcase and spread the news. He successfully transferred the incident and made a statement that he did not recognize the girl in the suitcase, thus calming down the storm with his girlfriend.

The movie star was also asked to carry a suitcase in the advertisement.

All this happened without Yan Li knowing about it, and it ended with her being the rumored girlfriend for only one day.

At this time, she was still picking leaves, immersed in the task, and working hard for health points.

However, there are unforeseen circumstances, and the suitcase has its misfortunes and blessings.

0/100

The first prompt was the system window, and then the watch prompt on her wrist showed that the suitcase was moving away from her.

When Yanli looked back, she found someone pushing her suitcase away. The suitcase had lost its mobility and became a normal push.

He looks like a dog and steals her suitcase.

She grimaced, made a run-up motion, sprinted to the thief's side, kicked him out, and slid on the smooth floor for several meters.

The suitcase fell away when the opponent was kicked out. When he saw it was about to fall, he was held steady by a hand.

Yanli held the suitcase steady, but felt that the height was wrong. When he lowered his head, he saw that the small suitcase was gone!

Looking up again, the thief was still there, and there was no suitcase beside him.

Suitcase: Someone kidnapped my cub!