Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

80h / 88h

Keep smiling...

Yanli was on vacation again. She was sitting on a park bench with a smile on her face, looking at Biscuit (a child) who had just learned to walk.

It walks like a penguin, and it is very cute when it sways. And its little face is round and cute, so cute that it makes you cry...

? ? ? ?

Yan Li wondered why she had such an idea. She obviously hated Biscuit crying the most.

Then she took out her phone and searched, and the results were displayed.

"The cuteness violation effect is really a strange psychology..."

She took her phone back and sat next to her alone. She got up and left, walked to the cookie and squatted down.

When the child's mother saw it, she didn't stop her from approaching, she just watched.

"She's so cute, can I touch her face?"

"Okay." The child's mother readily agreed.

The child looked at the person in front of him curiously, blinking his big clear eyes.

Yan Li took off his gloves, reached out and pinched the cute cheeks, and instantly his chubby face turned into a goldfish mouth.

Her hands were no different than baby skin.

The child didn't cry either. He pouted his lips like a fish blowing bubbles.

"What a cute little cookie..."

Yan Li felt much more comfortable... He took back his hand, patted Biscuit's head, nodded to Biscuit's mother, stood up and left without any nostalgia.

At this time, the child's mother looked at the child's face. She had no time to stop her. She thought it was just a gentle touch, but she pinched it directly. When she saw that there was no blush or mark on the child's face, she was sure that it was just a gentle pinch and she felt relieved.

"My baby is so cute, everyone likes you."

The big one and the small one were making out, and soon they left the park as the weather got hotter and hotter.

After leaving, Yanli put on sun protection gloves and felt someone approaching, smoothing the wrinkles without caring.

"Little sister, add v to chat..."

Today's Yanli has not modified her face shape, and her beauty can easily attract bees and butterflies.

Regardless of whether he is a man or a woman, she refuses them outright and will basically leave them wisely. However, some men and women do not know how to count.

This time it was a woman, a handsome woman.

Yanli felt that her eyesight was very good and she could successfully distinguish between men and women. The mobile phone in front of her made her pause. She refused: "I don't want to add strangers."

"Okay." The handsome woman left, then turned around and said hello again: "Little sister, we meet again, please add me as a friend."

Yan Li retracted his smile and said, "I refuse." After saying that, he put on a smile again, insisted on his mission, and continued to move forward.

The handsome woman saw the smile and successfully misunderstood him, thinking that the other party was interested. She left again this time and reappeared at another intersection.

Being rejected again and again, and meeting again and again, it seems that the other party is unwilling to give up.

It wasn't until the smile on Yanli's face disappeared completely and he refused again that the other party sighed and left.

Rejection with a smile is not rejection...

This is strange...

88h / 88h

"Ding, the mission is completed, you get... health points, mission two click... the system crashed... broke... restart... failed to restart, update... update and repair..."

Name: Yan Li (King of Eight Trigrams, Listener of Secrets of the Dead)

Gender: Female

Age: 21

Physique: 5? (The plague chicken among the weak chickens)

Life value: January 35, 1 years (other people die within ten years, and you also die within ten years)

Special ability: Cannot die until health reaches zero.

"Ding, the repair is completed, the main mission is released: Search east and west."

"Ding, main task one: Complete the petal collection task, do not repeat the tree types, the task progress is 0/100 types, and you will gain five years of health after completing the task."

Yan Li thought this task was quite simple, but the next second she felt that the system was still so retarded.

"Tip: The collection points are within the top [-] cities. Each city is limited to one progress and must be obtained in person."

What does it mean to be within the top [-] cities? There are obviously [-] cities, and she wants to visit them all!

The mentally retarded system thinks she is too idle...it seems...she is indeed quite idle.

Yan Li, who was lying in the coffin, thought so.

She was not in a hurry to do the task. The two tasks overlapped.

The one-year work tasks have not been completed yet, and there is still half a month left.

It’s never too late to end work.

"Ding……"

Yanli thought he could change the information prompt. Although the tourists were startled when they heard it, they reacted, their fear was reduced, and they reflexively touched the mobile phone in their bag.

After scaring people away, she changed the ringtone to a scary music song sung by a child, 'Her Eyes', and then changed the message tone to a ghostly scream.

"Woo~" The sound was like a strange and terrifying ghost sound coming from an unknown place.

Just set it up and received the message again.

"Ah..." Another tourist happened to come in, accompanied by screams of running away.

Yanli clicks on the person with the highest ranking who sent the message.

Yan Ping'an said: "Boss, the employees are not very good."

Second

"Seeing too many scary things makes my mental state not good."

Yanli replied: "It's a holiday."

The other side is typing at the moment.

Yan Ping'an continued: "I let it go. I also saw a doctor. The doctor said that I need to relax and see some beautiful things."

Yanli asked doubtfully: "Isn't this beautiful?"

What a great horror story, it definitely has the atmosphere of hometown.

The other party didn't seem to know how to describe it and kept typing.

Finally, after holding it in for a long time, he said: "Boss, do you like small animals?"

Yan Li should have replied: "It's not bad, everything is there."

Yan Ping'an explained silently: "I said to keep some cats and dogs as companions."

Yan Li said indifferently: "It's up to you."

Yan Ping'an: Is this my company or yours?

Yan Pingan had no choice but to send another message asking: "Does the boss have any taboos?"

After thinking about it, Yan Li replied: "Nothing else is taboo, just live ones."

Yan Ping'an replied with a cold face: "Hello boss, goodbye boss, don't worry, I will take care of it!"

Yan Ping'an from the company almost dropped his phone. What does taboo mean?

Is it bad luck for them to live?

So this is the reason why you don’t come to the company, boss!

Sorry... we gasped for offending you.

He really wanted to ask: Boss, why didn’t you kill him directly?

Yan Li knew the answer for sure: he couldn't take over the underworld.

Otherwise, a group of ghost employees can screen horror novels, write their own, shoot ghost movies, and use them as event decorations. The most important thing is to collect the latest gossip without restrictions and tell it to her. How wonderful it would be~

Of course, both big melons and small melons are melons, and she treats them equally.

Although there are more things taking up time for gossip now, she still loves to listen and watch the live version of other people's stories and gossip.

Her identity is commonly known as: Onlookers