"One book" counts the progress, and Yanli flips through the dictionary again.

Sorry, she is illiterate.

She knows the word when she sees it and can read it, but if she is asked to write down something she has never seen before, she won't be able to write it.

Composing music is even more impossible, she doesn't even know the musical notation.

The mentally retarded system specifically picked out her weaknesses and issued tasks.

Turn it over, what else can you do, just learn a word, Yanli just turned over the chapter and memorized it, and the task was not urgent.

After all, of the same type as 'a book', the retarded system does not count as a word.

The progress bar is also very picky.

Han Chuang studied hard... for a month, relying on rote memorization.

Then she prepared to write a song. After all, a hot song has a lot of words.

Men and women sing together, the man keeps chanting, the woman sings slowly, not too slowly, not too fast. While the woman sings, the male voice lowers her voice.

This was written by Yan Li while sitting in Fountain Square, watching the quarreling couple, but the reality is that the woman has been arguing at length, and the man is neither slow nor hurried, letting the other party feel heartbroken, and he occasionally explains.

Copy it on the spot, make up sentences, add some dubbing, just sing and make noise, and don't care about the life or death of the audience.

Find two more people to sing...

Who are you looking for...

……

Xiao Xiaoyi was a little confused when she received the news.

The rich woman asked her to find Nanyu?Nanyu in the Nanyu live broadcast room.

Let them sing a few songs, whatever they want... She will come to the live broadcast room a week later to listen.

Xiao Xiaoyi looked at the lyrics throughout the film: Isn’t this embarrassing?

This time it was immediately hard to speak.

She knew Nanyu. Last time he wanted to be her manager, she didn't agree.

Xiao Xiaoyi directly sent a private message to the other party: "The boss asked me to find you and ask you to learn a few songs."

On the other side, the person who handled the private message shouted: "Nanyu, the boss is looking for you."

Nanyu answered the phone instantly and saw that it was not him. His excitement cooled down. He looked at the private message and replied: "Okay, add a friend."

Then the two added friends.

Nanyu who received the lyrics and melody:? ? ?

What should I do if my boss lets me sing a song that burns my lips?

It's so long, and suddenly I feel that memorizing classical Chinese is a trivial matter. When I sing this song, my tongue will be tied.

……

Yan Li had no intention of singing by herself. After all, the mentally retarded system didn't ask her to sing.

She began to write poetry, modern poetry, poetry, such as imitating "Farewell to Cambridge" and so on.

It is easy to understand, and she has the final say on the number of words. Writing a poem with [-] words for [-] words is also a big project.

There are many words but few sentences, and writing songs comes faster than listening to other people arguing.

After all, she didn't expect it to sound good, she just wanted people to listen to it, but...she just wanted to see how the audience felt after hearing it.

Yanli curled his lips.

……

In fact, Xiao Xiaoyi didn't know that the boss was the rich woman and the rich woman was the boss.

When the rich boss came in, she felt a little bad.

After all, the boss rewarded her, so she turned around and gave it to the rich woman.

Rich woman = boss, boss = rich woman, just... I can't describe my mood at this time.

The two anchors were on the mic, and the audience in the live broadcast room didn't understand it. After all, they have different live broadcast styles.

One sings and the other plays games.

Could it be that the background music was performed by a real person who was invited to play the game?

The anchor really knows how to play...

"The boss is online!"

"I follow..."

"Hey, did you come in here?"

Yanli's avatar was once again surrounded by stars.

"The carpet of the universe is paving the way, and our boss is here."

"One for each person, both rain and dew will be wetted, send me up!"

"Boss, boss, I'm crazy about you, I'm crazy about you, I'm banging against the wall for you..."

"South wall?"

"Boss, boss, I love you. I'm not afraid of being shattered into pieces. I'm not afraid of breaking through the wall and not looking back!"

"6!"

When Nan Yu and Xiao Xiaoyi saw their boss coming and waited for the other party to speak, the live broadcast room suddenly became quiet.

Li4444: "Sing."

Live broadcast room audience: What to sing?

Soon they knew what to sing.

The musical rhythm begins.

Xiao Xiaoyi sang the climax acapella first. Her voice was very clean, and the audience in the live broadcast room felt good listening to it.

When Xiao Xiaoyi's singing did not stop, Nanyu's rapping had already begun. After a while, Xiao Xiaoyi repeated the original a cappella singing.

The audience in the live broadcast room was confused for a moment and couldn't hear clearly. They looked at the host's loud mouth and then read the subtitles.

"Did I play at double speed?"

"No, you have to believe that the anchor's lyrics are hot on your tongue."

"What I hear most clearly is whether you love me or not, whether you love me or not..."

"Xiao Yi'er's new song? Why does it feel weird..."

"The female voice part is pretty good, what's going on with the male voice?"

"Haha... I don't know what to sing. I feel like the host is about to die."

"Hahaha... Although I shouldn't laugh, it's so funny..."

The first song was okay, and the audience in the live broadcast room was confused.

The second song was slower, but the audience in the live broadcast room was even more confused.

Because more than two people's lyrics are hot on the tongue, and they are all filled with uncommon words.

"If you don't believe me, I don't know any of them."

"In order to hide that I don't know how to read, I can only say that the host sings well."

The third, fourth, and subsequent songs are getting faster and faster.

"I almost feel like I'm chanting sutras."

"Anchor, gasp, gasp!"

"I'm going, I'm going...I feel like two people are chanting sutras in my ears, and five hundred ducks are quacking around me!"

"Go away, go away...stinky mosquitoes, go away..."

"Oh my god... I'm so dizzy!"

"I'm so irritable, no... I can't listen to this alone!"

"Don't read...don't read..."

"You guys should go out. You haven't even forgotten the exit button, right?"

"Stop, stop... Wow, if you don't believe it, I suddenly feel that the world is so quiet... I feel like my whole person has been sublimated..."

"No, maybe you became the heir of deafness..."

"I feel the same way. I was very irritable just now. Once it stopped, I felt my whole body relaxed."

"The one upstairs, are you sure he's not exhausted?"

"The world is quiet, you are quiet, he is quiet, everyone is quiet..."

"Where are the anchors?"

"Maybe he died..."

"6666... ​​Sing a song, send most of the audience away, and send yourself away as well."

"I think when listening to this song, punching sandbags is more exciting and violent..."

"I'm playing outside. Not only is it playing outside, I'm also checking the sound. I want to die... People around me want to beat me to death, but I don't want to turn it off."

"With you, we are convinced..."

"I'm back. I wonder if the host is dead? This singing method didn't stop me. I even stopped for them."

"I turned off the sound, and all I saw was a row of subtitles floating past, going around the world..."

"The anchor sang the wrong third word in the fifth sentence of the first song, please try again!"

"Come on!"

"Try and die..."

The song was so noisy that I wanted to die while listening to it. After it ended, I suddenly felt that the world was quiet.

Especially those wearing headphones, it was surprisingly quiet. After the two people in the live broadcast room ended, they immediately turned off the microphone and left the live broadcast range.

The host has not been seen for a long time, and the audience in the live broadcast room wants to call emergency services.

After a while, the two of them sat down for a while.

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