Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

"Ding, the mission is completed, you get... health points, mission two click... the system crashed... broke... restart... failed to restart, update... update and repair..."

Name: Yan Li (King of Eight Trigrams, Listener of Secrets of the Dead)

Gender: Female

Age: 20

Physique: 5? (The plague chicken among the weak chickens)

Life value: January 32, 1 (If you are successful in life, you must have fun, and if you die, you must be buried in the background)

Special ability: Cannot die until health reaches zero.

"Ding, the repair is completed, the main mission is released: share the blessings."

"Ding, main task one: Send yourself a birthday cake, and invite thousands of people to share it, and get birthday blessings. Task progress: 0/10000. Once the task is completed, you will get one year of health."

Yanli: You know how to share blessings.

Mental retardation system...

Birthday?

21 years old ...

Thursday, the fourth day of the fourth lunar month.

How big is the cake for tens of thousands of people...

How many pastry chefs should I hire?

Where can it be shared by thousands of people?

Yanli didn't know, so she took out her phone.

"I want to order a cake, help me arrange it..."

"Boss, how big is the cake?"

"If more than 1 people can eat, it will be held in the park between Shangcheng District and Xingfuli. It will be held for three days starting on May [-]st. Everything is free. Just ask for a birthday greeting and take those two days off."

It's also very close to the amusement park.

"Okay, boss, whose birthday is it?"

"I."

The person on the other side was silent for a while and then replied: "Okay, boss, does the company accept advertisements..."

"what ever……"

When Yan Ping'an saw these two words, he felt a little confused. He needed knowledgeable assistants. If he asked his boss about recruiting assistants, he would probably say casually.

The employees are all haggard, mainly because despite their hard work, the funds cannot be used to cover expenditures.

They don’t want their boss to go bankrupt and they don’t want to lose their job.

Putting aside these things, how much does a big cake cost...

Yan Ping'an stood in front of the company's employees and asked, "The boss needs to make cakes for thousands of people for his birthday. Which of you knows how to make cakes, or has a friend who makes cakes?"

"Director Yan, I will..."

"My friend is a cake maker..."

"I also know someone..."

Yan Ping'an: "I hope the price is right. After all, the boss spends his money in vain."

I planted trees two days ago, and those thousand trees are expensive even if you don’t know the trade.

"It's the boss's birthday, so he will definitely not charge high prices randomly..."

"Well, ask my friend..."

……

May Day is a holiday, a time for countless children to have fun.

The park next to the amusement park is already very busy, and the sweet fragrance fills the sky.

A temporary tent has been set up here, and if it is not set up, it will be a big problem.

Yan Ping'an felt that there was a big problem now.

The sweet smell attracted so many bees that no one dared to eat the cake.

Not to mention the boss wants to hear birthday wishes.

The most direct way is to catch it.

"Who would find a honeycomb and take away the queen bee?" Yan Ping'an looked at his colleagues who were missing arms and were lame, and then looked at the dozen or so people who were in good health.

They all shook their heads.

"I can……"

Yan Ping'an looked at the speaker and said, "Are you sure..."

"That's right, I used to keep bees. I climbed many trees and caught many wild bees."

Everyone looked at his lame leg: Could it be that your leg was lame when you fell while climbing a tree?

"Forget it, I'll go into firefighting and ask my boss to donate a fire truck."

"Director Yan, you can't do this. You have to save money. What if you bankrupt the boss!"

"Yes yes yes..."

The boss is not anxious, but the employees are anxious first.

"I called the boss to ask..." Then Yan Ping'an made the call and explained the situation.

I got two more words: It’s up to you.

It was hands-free and the employees heard it and stopped talking.

The boss has already spoken, what can I say? Besides, it’s the boss’s birthday today. How can the boss not be happy?

Yan Ping'an felt that millions were spent casually, not less than hundreds of thousands.

He suddenly felt like spending money like water.

But you can't experience this often, after all... a useless boss.

……

Xingfuli Fire Brigade received a call, and the other end of the phone said: "Our company is donating a fire truck. Please come and help..."

Fire brigade operator: Such a good thing!

"this is what we are supposed to do……"

Yan Ping'an didn't know how to speak in a casual manner, so he said directly: "Thank you, please hurry up."

"Ok."

Soon the honeycombs within the park were tracked and captured.

"brother."

"Hey, why are you here?"

"I'm on vacation and helping my boss celebrate his birthday."

"Are you at work?"

"That's right...nothing to do, our boss is a thief..."

Yan Ping'an looked over and saw that his colleague was chatting with a firefighter. Then he saw that the colleague had some burnt money on his face and was wearing long sleeves. He knew that the other person's arm was severely burned.

It shocked him greatly at the time.

When we first saw each other, he was warm and wrapped tightly. Gradually, everyone got into each other and no one thought there was anything wrong with his burns. He also slowly revealed his burns.

This is not a problem. How does he know whether the boss is good or not? They have only met twice.

Only they knew how cruel their boss was, and Yan Ping'an suddenly felt that he was carrying too much.

For fear of scaring the children, the staff were in separate rooms.

You go in through a passage to receive the cake, and then go to a specially placed table outside.

There are dedicated people distributing cakes.

However, Yan Ping'an looked at the people sitting at the entrance of the passage and felt a little confused.

The person who received the cake happily came to the door and said to the God of Wealth at the door: "Happy birthday."

The boss dressed as the God of Wealth, enjoying the air conditioning, sat on the Taishi chair and reached out to give the other party a colorful red envelope.

Certainly not red.

Although it is a small red envelope, each one contains 88 yuan.

The employees all installed it one by one.

This time the boss finally found his corresponding identity, the God of Wealth and the boy who scattered wealth...

Employees: Another day for the boss to throw away money.

I can't understand it even after years of surfing the Internet... I have never seen such a boss.

Too...extraordinary?

What they know is that there are differences in the world, people are different, their bosses are different, there are many roads to Rome, the bosses are different, she developed one alone, and no one can learn from it.

……

"Happy birthday, may all your wishes come true..."

Yanli didn't give the red envelope, but nodded and said: "Thank you, just say it once. You can take more cakes back."

The man was older and was caught cheating. His face didn't turn red and his heart didn't beat. In front of the 'God of Wealth', she didn't dare to brag or ask for any more red envelopes. Instead, she politely said: "Thank you."

Yanli had experienced this several times, and she already knew it without making any progress, just like counting ants.

She already knows that taking advantage is a human emotion, some are mild, some are obvious, some suppress this mentality, and some people take it for granted.

As long as they help her complete the task, she can eat the cake as she pleases, and as long as they don't cause trouble, she can be an interesting person to watch.

This little thing doesn't make her angry at all.

Just like wearing the red you hate, it doesn't seem that hard to accept.