Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

Yan Li watched the other party draw a red jade. The progress of the task was still stuck at the last point. Where could he get a dollar?

she thought.

Ji Sheng looked at the red jade in his hand, which was delicate and bright red. Regardless of the price, he liked the color very much and felt that his trip was worthwhile.

But how did the opponent choose both of them?

The secrets of interesting people are unpredictable, but very interesting.

Superpowers... No, there are no superpowers in this world!

So what is it?

He liked to get straight to the point, so he asked, "How did you do that?"

After taking the person to a remote place and stopping, Yan Li said piously: "Do you believe in hell?"

Like a devout believer.

Ji Sheng felt strange, as if he was being brainwashed by a pyramid scheme.

Before he could figure out how to listen, the person in front of him suddenly rushed out and passed him by.

"!!!"

There were crackling sounds accompanied by painful moans.

After everyone fell, Ji Sheng looked at the fallen man and the unharmed people in disbelief.

"Ta...ta...ta..." Yanli stepped on elegant steps, and the sound of high heels collided on the road.

Several people just wanted to grab what Ji Sheng had in his arms, but they didn't expect to encounter a tough opponent.

It hurts so much, oh my god, it hurts so much...

Looking at the people approaching, they crawled back timidly until they were forced into a corner. There was no place to crawl and no strength to stand up and run. A few of them almost hugged each other.

Yanli bent down gracefully, her bag hanging in the air.

With this movement, several people's eyes widened in fright. They saw the gloved hand picking up a stone from the ground and shaking it in front of their eyes.

The scene in front of Ji Sheng's eyes showed an interesting man holding a small stone gracefully and shaking it left and right. The heads of several big men on the ground were turning with each other's hands.

The picture is too interesting.

There was no emotion in Yanli's eyes, and his dark eyes were as deep as a black hole.

She stopped shaking her hand and said slowly: "You are very willing to use one dollar to buy the jade in my hand, right? After all, you have made a profit."

A few of them were probably in too much pain or too frightened and their minds went blank and they did not answer.

It's just an ordinary pebble.

Yan Li said with a threatening coldness in his voice: "You don't spend a dollar to buy it, do you want me to put it in one of you's... stomach? Then... let me see... who will swallow it... "

Ji Sheng: So cruel!So interesting!

At this time, the big men trembled and seemed to have regained their minds.

Yan Li put a smile on his face and said, "One dollar."

Several big men hurriedly took out the money. They had very little cash. They didn't dare to have more or less money. Finally, one of them took out a dollar from his bag and handed it over respectfully.

Yanli collected the money with one hand and delivered the goods with the other, and then left at a slow pace.

Ji Sheng quickly caught up with him.

1 billion/1 billion

"Ding, the mission is completed, you get... health points, mission two click... the system crashed... broke... restart... failed to restart, update... update and repair..."

Name: Yan Li (King of Eight Trigrams, Listener of Secrets of the Dead)

Gender: Female

age:

Physique: 5? (The plague chicken among the weak chickens)

Life value: January 29, 1 (year after year, it’s still the same year after counting)

Special ability: Cannot die until health reaches zero.

"Ding, the repair is completed and the main mission is released: Good people are rewarded."

"Ding, main mission one: You are a fragile and kind-hearted person. Please use your identity as an old man to meet ten well-wishers. After getting help, give them the help they want most. The mission progress is 0/10. Completion will grant you one year of health.”

Yan Li: A mentally retarded system, would a kind person touch a porcelain man?

Is there a mentally retarded system that won’t watch the live broadcast? Is she kind now?

Open your eyes and talk nonsense.

Ah...she forgot, the system is mentally retarded, it doesn't have eyes.

What a misfortune...

Ji Sheng followed with the jade in his hands, looking at the opponent's little arms and legs to see where the great strength came from.

Then he realized something was wrong and confirmed to the other party: "Where are you going?"

"Go back, where else can you go?"

Ji Sheng: "No more strolling around?"

Yanli: "I'm very busy..."

Ji Sheng: "What are you busy with?"

Yanli: "Too busy being a good person..."

Ji Sheng: You don’t look like a good person at first glance!

Yan Li: Go slowly without seeing him off...

……

Elderly status?

Yanli, who only knows how to modify the chin, said he would not do it. Disguising himself is a technical job, which is more difficult than transforming into a ghost.

If you don’t know how to draw, you can first find a professional, and then... steal the lesson!

……

"Oh God, I saw a great beauty!"

"Beauty, I am your styling teacher Sunny. How could you do this to your beautiful face? Tie your hair so tightly and hurt your beautiful skin."

"Oh my God~ My skin is so good..."

"Beauty, what style do you want to look like?"

Yanli was sitting in the styling room. The people here were professional in makeup, so she originally wanted to find someone at random.

This gorgeously dressed person, chirping like a little oriole, cherishes beauty so much, and the other party will definitely be very happy to hear her next request.

"Old man makeup."

"What!" The other party's voice changed in shock, from an oriole to a crow, and he couldn't believe what he heard.

"Beauty, I won't allow you to ruin yourself like this!"

Yan Li turned his head slightly, looked into the other person's eyes seriously, and said in a lazy voice: "Then I'll ruin you?"

"What are you talking about? I hate it." Sanny raised his orchid finger and waved it in the air, with a shy look on his face.

Yanli looked at the other person's appearance, it was the first time he saw such a... handsome man, and he was a little strange.

Sunng didn't see any disgust in the other person's eyes, he just looked at him, as if he had never seen the world before.

"Are you painting? If not, find someone else. I'm very busy..." After Yanli looked at it, he looked at himself in the mirror.

In her opinion, good looks do not necessarily have to be shown. After all, it is just for yourself to see. Its essence is good. No matter how ugly the mask is, it cannot be ugly.

"What a waste of a beautiful face." Sunng shook his head and started to move. How could he refuse the beauty's request, even though it was a bit violent?

Soon the face of a kind old lady was drawn.

"Beauties still look so beautiful with old makeup." Sunng looked at his masterpiece in his mind.

A kind old lady with silver-white hair.

The clothes were a little asymmetrical. Sunng waved his hand and someone quickly bought the clothes.

Yanli changed her clothes and instantly transformed into a cool old lady. She looked very rich. Of course, she had to smile without showing her teeth, otherwise her beautiful and neat teeth would be very inconsistent.

She looked at this outfit and silently took out her mobile phone...

Sunng looked at the phone in front of him in confusion. When he saw the big flowered cotton-padded jacket on the screen, he screamed in disbelief: "No, no, it hurts your eyes too much. This is a blasphemy against beauty!"

The old man makeup is already his biggest concession.

Yan Li looked at the other person with a smile. It was a strange person to be anxious about someone else's beauty.

Then she took out her bank card.

"One hundred thousand."

"It's not about the money!" Sunng was obviously going crazy. His painting of ugliness had reached his limit, and every ugliness was a question of himself.

"I'm not ugly."

"What?" The irritable Sunng calmed down.

Yan Li stroked the wrinkles as if stroking some rare treasure.

"It's just a mask. I'm still beautiful under the mask. I don't need to show my beauty to the world. I'm still beautiful."

Sunng looked at Guan Hui, who was confident and in a good position, not so narcissistic as to cause negative consequences...