Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

In the park, you can see a figure carrying a small bench every day.

She counts different ants in different positions every day, very seriously. Sometimes there are children squatting next to her, looking at the code words to move, and sometimes counting with her.

But the children were unsure and ran off to play with other things while counting.

The ants in the park are all in small groups, but if they repeat it a few times, Yanli will no longer be able to count and will continue in another place.

The situation is that she has not finished counting, the number of each litter is smaller, and the progress of [-] is slow.

Then she was ready to take a shortcut.

She tried to watch the animal world and count, but unfortunately the loophole system did not agree.

She could only find another way, and most of the ants would not come out.

The soul is not easy to use, so after thinking over and over again, she is ready to dig an ant nest and become the ant nest killer.

Grab a sharp backcountry camp shovel and dig up a park ant nest.

When you dig it up, there will be more ants.

Ant: There is a sixth child!

Yanli, who was wearing gloves, was kicked out of the park by the park ranger as soon as he shoveled down the shovel.

Ant: Thank you, Lao Tie.

Yanli could only look at the mountains in the distance.

……

The sharp shovel broke through the soil easily, and the ants in the ant nest were running around wildly.

They know...the legendary Seed Digger is here, the natural enemy of the ants' nests!

Yan Li was too lazy to use dual perspectives. After all, the word "half buried" seemed a bit old.

Then Dashan got the achievement of "pitting everywhere".

"12453...12454...12456..."

Seeing that the number was almost there, Yanli dug deeper again, then felt something poked and slowly dug it open.

It was almost dark by now.

The police received the alarm and came to the location where the alarm was reported. They saw a flashlight next to them. As they got closer, they heard the other person pointing at the dug hole and counting.

It's dark at night, what are you counting?

Kind of weird.

The other party was dressed in all white. If I hadn't been a materialist, I would have thought it was Ah Piao.

Ah Piao sat on the small bench.

Police: If there weren't so many of us, I would have run away. How weird!

"Did you call the police?"

Yan Li pointed in a direction with his hand.

The policeman counted the direction with his fingers and walked over. A human-shaped sealed bag was dug out. The outer packaging was torn, but there was another inner layer with a human shape inside, like vacuumed meat.

There were people counting calmly on one side and corpses on the other. The scene was too weird.

The body was taken back with the suspect, along with the small bench, electric donkey and shovel of course.

Policeman 1: "What are you doing on the mountain?"

Yan Li: "Social Practice."

Policeman 1: “What social practice?”

Yanli: "Count the ants."

Cop 1: "..."

Policeman 2: "Seriously, this is the police station!"

Yanli: "Uncle policeman, is it illegal to count ants?"

Police: Is this the crux of the matter?

The question is who will count the ants next to the corpse!

It’s still late at night!

Even a grown man would be scared!

Yanli: "Uncle policeman, I work in a haunted house, and I pretend to be a corpse and lie in the coffin every day."

Police: Can this be the same!Can you tell me if it can be the same!

Yanli looked shy and said embarrassedly: "Uncle policeman, I like corpses, I'm not afraid."

Policemen: What you said is very outrageous. No, it’s the death penalty. There’s nothing more to say. Let’s execute it immediately!

Yanli said with a simple face: "Uncle policeman, how long will it take? If it takes too long, can I call and ask for leave? I have to go to work tomorrow, and I can't be fired..."

Otherwise, the task will not be completed, and if she cannot complete it, she will...

But she forgot that she was not beautiful, so the beauty trap was useless.

Police: Arrest him. His mentality is too good and not normal.

Yanli: "Uncle policeman, do you have an ant nest here?"

All the policemen: "..."

Yanli: "Uncle policeman, can I count the ants to kill time?"

"no!"

Yan Li smiled, the police are so funny...

Then she was locked up as a suspect. After all, no one looked like a pervert like her.

The next day

Song Hao came to the police station and looked at the girl who entered.

"Sister, what have you done?"

"When you dig up an ant nest and find a corpse, the police officer insists that I buried it. How could I have buried it? It will definitely stink when you open it... If you want me to do it, make a specimen or soak it in formalin."

Specimens and formalin, I heard from the police. Yanli didn't know about them before yesterday. After all, there were too many words to search for and it was impossible to learn them.

"Can this be said? This is the police station, big girl!"

Song Hao: There is no one prettier or more handcuffable than a girl!If she doesn't go in, who will?

"Don't worry you'll be out soon."

Song Hao: Why are you going out? Are you going out to be perverted?Who should I soak in formalin?

Then Yan Li got into his car.

"Thank you for picking me up from work."

"..."

Song Hao: So how were people released?

Wen Jiang left the police station with a cold face. When he came out, there was no trace of the 'pervert'.

Song Hao looked like he was fine and continued to work happily, but he felt that the way he got up was wrong, or that he was dreaming.

Yan Li got off work and looked at the electric donkey placed in its place. Without saying anything, he continued up the mountain on the small electric donkey.

But one side was surrounded, so we had to go to the other side.

Then unfortunately she went in again...

Yan Li was so cute, but she could actually dig up another one. Just before she came in, Gui looked over and saw that there was another one not far away.

The corpse burial site is surrounded by green mountains and clear waters. The three points are aligned, and it looks like some kind of cult.

Soon, no need to be reminded by Yanli, the police dug up the last body at the third point according to the drawings.

Wen Jiang entered the police station again and sighed deeply.

He didn't believe that the other party killed anyone. After all, no one was killed that time. People are perverts, but they are not perverts.

Besides, how could the other party have time? They were always under their noses, and they knew how many ant nests they had counted.

He suspected that the other party was deliberately causing trouble for them!

"My ability to do things is not good, but it's a little faster than last time." Yan Li pinched the tip of his index finger and said, "This is considered to cancel each other out, so don't get involved in the future."

After saying that, she rode the electric donkey again and went to another mountain, but this time she didn't dig up any more bodies.

Wen Jiang: Why are you so obsessed with counting ants?

It is impossible to judge by common sense...

It can only be said that people who are involved with death will have countless deaths around them.

Yanli had never seen anything. The horror in hell had become a habit. After cleaning his memory, he felt as if he was living in hell. Everything was normal.

They were paid, and the sins were paid for by themselves. After all, they offset it and they shouldered it themselves.

"35468..."

There are more and more ant nests causing trouble.

"45685..."

If someone digs holes instead of filling them, the holes will become more and more numerous (this is very similar to the author).

However, I got stuck in the last position and couldn't be like the previous times.

Yanli followed the advertisement and sat on a high-rise building to experience the feeling of dining in a sky garden. There was glass under his feet and countless cars like flowing water below.

Looks like ants.

Yan Li had good eyesight. After all, the fiery red color was very dazzling. He moved his fingers lightly and pointed at the passerby who was about to go upstairs.

"100000..."

10w/10w

Humans are like ants

"Ding, the mission is completed, you get... health points, mission two click... the system crashed... broke... restart... failed to restart, update... update and repair..."

Name: Yan Li (King of Eight Trigrams, Listener of Secrets of the Dead)

Gender: Female

Age: 20

Physique: 5? (The plague chicken among the weak chickens)

Life value: January 28, 1 (come on, you are the best)

Special ability: Cannot die until health reaches zero.

"Ding, the repair is completed, the main mission is released: rich and wealthy."

"Ding, main task one: Do you know what is the saddest thing in life? It is that you are not rich but still alive. Complete the small goal of having 0 million, the task progress is 1/[-] million, and you will get one year after completing the task. life value."

Yan Li paused and took out his mobile phone to check on the bank app.

Your balance is: 666 yuan