Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

The person with the sniper is still in the circle, but not all of them are in the circle. They need to wait for an opportunity.

The circle began to shrink, and the three of them were on the edge. Lao Liujia moved and he didn't realize that his feet were exposed.

Yanli watched as the other party had to change directions to shoot at the person above him due to the poisonous circle, and at the same time exposed a little of the edge.

It's now……

"boom……"

"boom……"

Two gunshots rang out at the same time, and only two people were left at the scene.

The sniper god looked at the gray screen in disbelief. He did not expect that the other party would react so quickly and kill him in an instant.

"Wow, the boss is so powerful, only the boss and Lao Liu are left...the same character starts with Lao Liu, why is Lao Liu so annoying!"

"Maybe it's because you're not the sixth child yet. Once you become the sixth child, you can never stop."

"Now, how can the boss fight? It's a blind spot and there are no bombs."

"Boss~ He will be beaten to death by the sixth man!"

Yanli walked out of the hiding spot and looked up. His sight was blocked by big bags and self-rescuers, and the opponent was still in the circle.

She turned on the mic and slowly said: "Suicide is one universe of stars, come down in front of me, two universes of stars."

The audience in the live broadcast room almost stopped cheering when they saw this operation.

"Hahahaha... Money can make the world go round, and money can make the sixth man climb down from the tower."

"He's on the mic, he's on the mic..."

Lao Liu was indeed the anchor, a Gouzhiji anchor. He kept the microphone on and heard a nice female voice. He was about to say that he was still a young lady, but the other person said such a sentence and couldn't stop him.

"Anchor, young lady, you are so beautiful. If you hesitate, you are disrespecting money."

"Anchor, don't go down, lest you trick the dog into killing him!"

"Why don't you ask the host if you can deliver it first? If not, just trick the dog into killing him!"

Lao Liu: Can you not mention the dog?

He pressed the button and said, "How can I prove that what you said is true?"

"Nanyu live broadcast room."

Lao Liu: "Nanyu live broadcast room?"

It seemed a bit familiar, as if I had heard it countless times and couldn't relate to it, so I didn't listen carefully.

"Anchor, I'm back, come down quickly, that's Boss Li, the man-machine gun king, the boss who just gave away 1000 million!"

When Lao Liu saw this sentence and read the management's reply, he completely believed it and said: "Well... I will only fall to death if I jump..."

If you fall to death, you will lose one of the stars in the universe, which is so heartbreaking.

"Anchor, do you see the big warehouse next to you? Rush over with full health, grab the edge, climb up, fill with health, and jump down. You will definitely not fall to death."

Lao Liu: "Are you sure? There is a poisonous circle there. The poison is very painful."

"Anchor, that corner is a circle. Stand on it and the blood will be drawn. Don't hesitate. It's about to clear the circle."

When Lao Liu saw it, he gritted his teeth, stood up, backed away, sprinted, and performed a thrilling trapeze. He successfully hung on the roof. After the poison had removed most of his blood and saw the end, he successfully stood on the edge of the safe zone, and then quickly took the drug. .

After confirming the position and jumping down, he successfully saw the boss and looked at the gun raised by the boss.

Lao Liu had a conditioned reflex and habitually kneeled down to beg for mercy.

At the same time, the "bang" gunshot went straight to nothing.

The scene was dead silent.

"Forehead……"

"Hahaha... The sniper god meets the sixth man, the sixth man dodges the bullet, and the sixth man wins completely!"

"Hahaha... I'm laughing so hard."

Yanli switched bullets, looked at the kneeling person on the ground, and said, "Stand up."

Lao Liu slipped away and stood up obediently. When he found that he was not facing the other party, he also moved a little bit to straighten his character, as obediently as he wanted.

Yan Li raised his hand again and paused, then pulled the trigger again the next second.

It doesn't matter if you help people with your words, the mentally retarded system is very good at playing.

100/100

"boom……"

The gunfire ended and the chicken game was successful.

Countless people seemed to be chasing the two stars, but in fact they were chasing people.

But when they returned to Nanyu's live broadcast room, the boss was no longer online. They thought the boss was offline and didn't pay much attention.

For a long time, the boss didn't come online, leaving only the million-dollar legend of the man-machine king with two guns and the rich woman leaving the boss.

At this time in September, it is the time to study hard and make progress every day. It is also a day when many students want to level up their school.

The amusement park starts to get deserted from Monday to Friday.

No matter how deserted it is, it is still much more lively than last year, and there are still people who challenge the record.

"Ding, the mission is completed, you get... health points, mission two click... the system crashed... broke... restart... failed to restart, update... update and repair..."

Name: Yan Li (King of Eight Trigrams, Listener of Secrets of the Dead)

Gender: Female

Age: 20

Physique: 5? (The plague chicken among the weak chickens)

Life value: June 26, 6 (if you count with your fingers, you will die within two years)

Special ability: Cannot die until health reaches zero.

"Ding, the repair is completed, the main mission is released: control life."

"Ding, main mission one: You are a mysterious savior, a passerby unknown to the world. With one stretch of your hand, you can save countless lives that are about to die unexpectedly. The mission progress is 0/10000. After the mission is completed, you will gain seven months of health. .”

A very high task, to be a savior unknown to the world, a savior who saves the lives of others.

There was no convulsion in the mentally retarded system, and Yanli was a little uncomfortable for a while.

"Please ask the mentally retarded host to complete the task as soon as possible..."

I had convulsions again... I was still the same mentally retarded person as before.

"understood."

The task is released, it is impossible to complete it unless you don't do it, but 1 people...

It seems to indicate that something big is going to happen.

However, 1 people are only worth seven months of life, which is unreasonable.

Even if you give me a lollipop with 4 months of health, I seriously suspect that the mentally retarded system is pretending to be mentally retarded.

But he looks really retarded.

First of all, the other party doesn’t need to pretend.

The life level is no longer on the same level, and she can't kill it.

So it is a mentally retarded system.

Saving people in the last out-of-control vehicle incident does not mean that Yanli is a good person.

As for the people on the bus, it was because she was on it.

She saved the people in the river because she remembered that the only sound of laughter in hell could relieve the irritability of her soul.

Children big and small, as small as carrot heads, are just like kindergarten being led by their teachers. They go through the motions of hell once, their sins are purged, and then they are taken away.

It saved me because of this, no other reason.

At this time, I started to save people, not only depending on my mood, but also adding a purpose.

Do the task……

……

Yanli has seen many vague people.

People who die unexpectedly will have a blurry effect in their bodies due to the separation of soul and body.

The duration is very short, and if the two people are across the road, there is no time to save them.

Some people escape death on their own, and some people cannot escape.

When a person dies, one minute of blurring effect is already the longest time.

People who die naturally, just like old people, will begin to count their deaths, and will be dragged into hell after three seconds of overlapping blur.

Not to mention last words, they were all awesome people when they realized they were dead.

Of course, it was just a reaction, and there was still no time to say his last words.

This results in Yanli not being able to hear new gossip, everything will become outdated, and gossip will also become outdated.

The gossip of the living is always less interesting than the gossip of the dead.

Ghosts can tell lies.

The tortured ghosts, their words must be as true as possible...

The gossip of living people is gossip, true and false, false and true...

The gossip of the dead is a secret, a truth that is tried to hide.