Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

another day

There was a beautiful and strange girl who entered the zoo.

"You can't touch small animals. This is a large wild animal and will bite!"

"I just touched my head."

"No, I will bite your hand off!" the staff refused and threatened.

Yanli took out his bank card and got it right this time. There were only five digits left in the deposit from last time.

There are still 400 million left on this one.

"Donate 50, just touch the animal's head, just touch it."

Staff: "He can't make the decision in this matter, the director..."

Director: I’m not your mother!

The director came over and heard that the guest in front of him touched his head after being given 50 yuan. He was like the God of Wealth!

He took the people and went through the back door.

Of course it is the automatic door of the God of Wealth’s house.

"Girls have to wash their hands clean. If you touch my employees with unclean hands, it's not good if you contract the virus."

"I'm not saying you have the virus, I'm saying you just touched the door handle..."

"Put on your work clothes and don't tell anyone outside, otherwise everyone will touch them and the little animals will get sick..."

"Put the bag down and put it in the locker..."

The principal was chattering behind Yanli.

Seeing that she did as he was told, he took her into the indoor cage with confidence.

"This monkey is called Lianlue... because it likes to stick out its tongue at tourists."

"What a beautiful little thing~" Yanli patted Minato's head through the cage.

At this time, the monkey named Lue Lue looked at the person leaving and forgot to retract his tongue.

"This elephant is called Dongdong because it loves to run and is heavy..."

"What a beautiful little thing~"

"..."

The director didn't understand why he was so complimentary, so he continued to introduce: "This wolf..."

Before he introduced his name, the other party touched the wolf's head across the cage, praised him and left.

There is a sense of déjà vu: I have read it.

"This giraffe is called Waiwai because it always looks at tourists with its neck crooked."

As soon as the director said this, Waiwai chewed something, lowered his head, glanced at the director, then looked at Yanli, and seemed to be very interested and came closer.

Yanli looked at the chirping giraffe, stretched out his hand to touch it, and then left after speaking.

Along the way, the director got used to the strangeness and led the people to move forward.

Then there was the gorilla. Yanli thought it was the same kind as a monkey, so he didn't want to touch it, so he reached out and touched it.

As a result, the progress increased.

When the director was sending people away, he looked at the time and saw that it was only half an hour.

50 in half an hour, it’s really like the God of Wealth is throwing away money, and he’s picking up money every minute.

This is the God of Wealth, like the emperor who turns over cards.

……

After walking away, Yanli took out his car keys from his bag, got on the electric donkey and left.

"Task……"

A translucent window pops up.

The mission is stuck at 99/100 again.

The last one touched a few times but there was no movement. Just like the previous times, it stuck at 99.

It's like the task of delivering lollipops. The last one was after a few failed deliveries. I met a neighbor's child and gave them to the parents in front of the parents. The result was that I passed.

So...who should I touch at the end?

……

"Good morning, sister~" Gu Mengmeng put her baby on the ground, grabbed the baby's hand and waved hello.

"Good morning, sister Marshmallow." Gu Xiaomeng's bright eyes looked at the beautiful sister who came down from the e-mule. His right hand was in the hand of his mother, so he could only wave his other hand to attract the attention of the beautiful sister.

Yanli saw it and asked in a good mood: "Mengzai, do you go to work with your mother?"

"Yeah, I'll be the kid." Gu Xiaomeng showed a big smile.

"Really, does the boss give you a salary?"

Gu Xiaomeng said happily: "My mother said she would buy me kebabs."

Gu Mengmeng whispered: "Whatever salary you give, it's child labor. This is a cameo in the plot."

Yan Li walked inside and replied to Gu Mengmeng: "As long as you are happy."

Who would bring a child to a haunted house? Gu Mengmeng, who has been a ghost for many years, would.

After entering, everyone just praised Xiaomeng for being cute. No one thought there was anything wrong with children entering the haunted house and becoming ghosts. Everyone seemed to be used to it.

Obviously, this isn't the first time.

Yanli was still applying makeup on herself, feeling that her skin had not been very good recently. Then she looked at the cosmetics in her hand suspiciously, and then took out her mobile phone...

I didn’t know it when I searched it, but I was shocked when I saw it.

"My pretty face!"

"What's wrong?" Gu Mengmeng's hand trembled as she applied her daughter's makeup. She looked at Yanli, who was taking off her makeup. After removing it, she started to look in the mirror.

"My face is disfigured!"

Gu Mengmeng stopped putting on makeup and took a closer look. She made sure that the skin was delicate and there was no disfigurement, so she breathed a sigh of relief.

"Girl, you scared me. You're very nice."

Yanli seemed unable to hear, and could only see her own face. She felt her face was rough when she touched her skin, and left the dressing room mumbling.

By the time a group of people followed them out, they had already left the park on a small electric donkey.

Song Hao stood beside Gu Mengmeng in confusion and asked, "What's going on? Why did the girl leave? Where did she go?"

Gu Mengmeng summarized what she heard and replied: "She said she went to buy good things and she couldn't treat her face badly. That's probably what she meant."

"But when you go to work... you just leave like this without asking for a day off?" Song Hao felt that he hated the rich because he couldn't understand that rich people didn't need to ask for leave when they went to work and just left.

It's just like a trip that just takes off. Before the words are spoken, the person has already traveled far away.

Gu Xiaomeng blinked his big eyes, a little confused.

Gu Mengmeng touched her baby's head and encouraged, "What do you dare to say? Go tell the girl."

Anyway, she didn't believe it. The girl could work here not because she couldn't afford food, but just to experience life. She might just leave one day.

Because Yanli was unwilling to sign the contract and the effect of being a ghost was too good, he could only spend it like this.

Gu Mengmeng wiped her baby's face because when the girl was talking to herself just now, she told them to stop painting and buy new ones later. She touched her baby's delicate face and took them off directly.

"Actually, it's nothing. Let's go to work first."

What can Song Hao say? He can't be offended, he can't be offended. Now the boss values ​​​​girls, Lucky Cat, the scary version of the mascot.

……

Yanli came to the mall again and found one of the most expensive cabinets here. He pointed at the things to the teller who just said welcome and said: "This...this...this...get two sets of them all and swipe your card." …”

When the card was in front of her, the teller reacted and took the bank card, but she didn't react just now and said cautiously: "You acted too fast just now. Can you say it again?"

Yanli said nothing and glanced at her. When the teller thought the other person was angry, she pointed again silently, this time much slower.

What she pointed at this time was what the teller took, and then he opened the cabinets one by one and sorted them out.

"Check out first, and then help me unpack it. Two sets, put them directly in two bags."

"Okay, please wait a moment." The three tellers in the store quickly sorted out the checkout. When they did not confirm that the checkout was successful, they began to unpack.

After the customers left with their cosmetics casually, they had time to look at her back.

He lamented: “You can’t judge a person by his appearance, and what he wears really doesn’t mean anything.”

"It depends on the person. Some people only try it but don't buy it..."

“Some clothes may look good but you may not be able to afford them.”

"Someone, don't want this and this, wrap up the others..."

"I still don't understand rich people..."

Every rich person is different, but every rich person is rich.