Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

"How much does it cost to touch an alpaca?"

"It's also ten yuan." The boss responded without looking back.

Yan Li scanned the code directly, waited for the person taking the photo to leave, then walked to the alpaca and stretched out his hand.

The alpaca is eating, concentrating on eating and eating meticulously.

Yanli stretched out his hand and touched the 1.8-meter-long sheep head.

"What a beautiful little thing~"

Just leave after touching it, without any sloppiness or nostalgia.

The boss only thought that the girl was aloof and cold, and she acted like she was on a mission by touching an alpaca.

Now the boss knows the truth.

Yanli leaves early and comes home late every day, and there is no gossip about her in the gossip group in the community.

Because many jobs last from [-] a.m. to [-] a.m., they know that Yanli works in an amusement park, but they don't know that she works in a haunted house.

Yanli came back early today and was directly pulled over by a group of aunties.

She thought there was some gossip, but she first praised her for saving people, and then started to introduce her boyfriend.

Older people always worry about other people's marriages. They start introducing strangers to strangers as soon as they get acquainted with them, never caring whether they are suitable or not.

There are good intentions and bad intentions.

Yanli smiled slightly and said: "The doctor said that I am just sick and not suitable for dating because my mood fluctuates too much."

She was afraid that her mood would fluctuate too much, so she wanted to kill someone to add to the fun.

This sentence made a group of aunts not know what to say, and everyone laughed and laughed.

But this matter has not passed.

The next day there was a man waiting downstairs. He seemed to be around 27 or [-] years old. He looked pretty good, but his belly was a little fat and he was a little bald.

"Hello, you should know me. I was introduced by Aunt Lin. These are the flowers for you." The man directly blocked the way, as if the other party had to accept it. His eyes looked wildly, with a calculating light in his eyes. A look that looks at everything.

He deliberately left out the watch he was wearing and the car keys in his hand.

Yan Li doesn't know why the opposite sex nowadays doesn't know how to maintain their figure. The peacock only shows off its beauty. If it has a bald tail...

To act cool, you must first be handsome, otherwise you will act like a hooligan.

As a gossip collector, for the first time I didn’t know who the other party was.

It was rare that she was too lazy to listen to something, probably only yesterday, after all, the fat ball was introduced last time.

The man took the flower closer, his whole body was also getting closer, his eyes were more unscrupulous, this was testing the bottom line.

Yanli looked at the time and saw that she was almost late. The other party was delaying her time so that she could not go to work on time.

The man approached again, smelling of cigarette smoke, and stared at the exposed skin, seemingly satisfied with the tenderness of the skin.

He raised his eyes again, with a dead look in his eyes, and said coldly: "Get out."

She didn't mind letting him disappear.

This was the first time Yan Li got angry, and he couldn't help but attack the man with murderous intent.

The rose fell to the ground, along with a part of his soul, and then disappeared instantly.

The man ran away and fainted not far away with a pale face.

This was the first time that Yanli used his soul to intimidate and directly hit the opponent's soul.

Waiting for Yanli to ride his bike to the amusement park.

In hell, Guizashi looked at the lump in the ground. For the record, he was not surprised. When some human beings have accidents, a piece of his soul will fall off.

For example, if an arm is broken, the soul of the arm will be lost, and some will not be lost. At that time, there will always be a feeling of having a hand, which is often called a phantom limb.

Broken souls need to be registered.

It's when a man realizes that he doesn't lift, he doesn't know what his expression should be.

There are many types of castration, including chemical castration, which costs 200 yuan, and the third type, where the soul protects itself unconsciously and breaks its legs to escape.

If there is a next life, the first two will recover, but the latter one will never recover.

The man was sent to the hospital. The unconscious man closed his eyes tightly, full of fear, and struggled wildly but could not wake up.

This was the first time the doctor had seen such a coma, and the man didn't wake up until he was given a sedative.

The whole person was depressed and in a dazed state. He only recovered in the afternoon. When he woke up, he could not remember what happened before he fell into coma.

The doctor didn't find anything, there was nothing wrong with my body.

The man was afraid of death, so he checked his whole body again and finally felt relieved after making sure there was nothing wrong.

It's a pity... there are some people you can't mess with, especially those who can take action but never speak, or a pervert who can fall into legal loopholes.

Some people don't understand... and will pay a heavy price.

……

"Ding……"

The screen lit up in the darkness, and my white fingertips slid across the screen.

Shu Yue: "Xiao Li, can you go in the morning on your next vacation?"

Yanli: "Okay."

Shu Yue: "The car will pick us up at eight o'clock in the morning. Is it early?"

Yanli: "It's not early."

Shu Yue: "Yeah, I'll wait for you here at eight o'clock."

A map was sent.

Yan Li took a look and confirmed, "Okay."

The other person responded with a smile.

She didn't come back. She came back early this time.

It was rare for Yanli to go home after get off work, so this time she took the initiative to sit among the crowd.

Listening to a group of people gossiping about what happened in the morning.

"Xiao Li, do you know what happened yesterday?"

"Ah, well, I just came downstairs this morning and I saw a man running and running, and then he fainted on the ground. What happened?" Yanli said nonsense seriously. Anyway, the surveillance did not capture it, and the trees on both sides blocked it. He caught the sight of the tall building and died without any evidence.

"There may be a sudden illness."

"This is the boyfriend I introduced to Xiao Li yesterday. Didn't she reject it? Why are you still looking for her?" A person next to him quietly asked the person next to him.

"Who knows, you don't want to give up because of Xiao Li's beauty. He is a good young man, but he is sick at a young age." After the man finished speaking, he was kicked by the person next to him.

The man realized that he had said something wrong and explained: "Xiao Li, I'm not talking about you."

"It's okay. Mine was brought up since I was a child. It's fine now. I cherish it very much." Yanli sees people telling lies every day. It's rare that others don't believe him if he tells the truth.

"That's really not easy. If you don't want to fall in love, auntie pushed them away. You take good care of your body and you are still young. You will definitely be strong in the future. Come to me when the time comes and I will find you a young, strong and motivated young man. "

Yan Li smiled and thanked: "Thank you, I will be strong in the future."

No one suspected Yan Li.

The community has just passed a haunting incident, which made a group of residents highly vigilant. They did not want any rumors to be exposed and affect the entire community, so they unanimously refrained from gossiping to the outside world.

Everyone regarded this incident as a common illness and stopped talking about it.

If anyone enters the community again, they will be stopped. What happened to the man last time was not allowed by the residents.

What should I do if someone enters my neighborhood casually? What if there are bad guys?

……

Two days later

Yan Li came to the roadside at the agreed time and place.

A figure was already waiting there.

"Xiao Li, you are so punctual." As soon as Shu Yue finished speaking, a private car parked next to the two of them.

There was still someone sitting in the co-pilot. When Shu Yue saw it, she said dissatisfiedly: "Master, didn't I charter the car? What does it mean to charter the car to seat people!"

In the past, Shu Yue would never dare to say anything. Adhering to the principle that doing more is worse than doing less, she would either get in the car or change cars, and would not express her dissatisfaction.

"Little girl, this is my friend who is running some errands along the way. Can we take him along for a while?" The driver said as if he was easy to discuss with me.

Yan Li said nothing.

Shu Yue looked at the honest man in the co-pilot. The man turned his head and nodded shyly. She frowned and said, "Let's go."

"What?" The driver thought he heard wrongly.

Shu Yue crossed her arms and raised her neck, and said with a strong voice: "If you want to give your friend a ride, just send your friend there. I'll cancel the order and we can just find another car."

"Little girl, it's just a short journey."

"What you lose is just the order, but what you keep is your friend's job. It's such an enviable friendship."

Shu Yue's direct emotional literature, exaggerated expressions are vivid and in place.

The driver's expression was hard to describe. He probably didn't expect to meet such a difficult girl.