"Ding, the mission is completed, you get... health points, mission two click... the system crashed... broke... restart... failed to restart, update... update and repair..."
Name: Yan Li (King of Eight Trigrams, Listener of Secrets of the Dead)
Gender: Female
Age: 20
Physique: 5? (The plague chicken among the weak chickens)
Life value: June 25, 6 (this time is very good, hurry up, you can celebrate the Ghost Festival)
Special ability: Cannot die until health reaches zero.
"Ding, the repair is completed, the main mission is released: All things shine."
Yanli is used to repairing the system in seconds. The words "All Things Shine" have deep meaning.
If the mentally retarded system doesn't cause trouble, even the King of Hell wouldn't believe it.
She doesn't believe it either...
"Ding, main mission 0: Kill a hundred small creatures of different types by touching their heads while praising: What a beautiful little thing ~ The mission progress is 100/[-]. After the mission is completed, you will gain six months of health."
"..."
"Please ask the mentally retarded host to complete the task as soon as possible..."
Yanli kept a kind smile. If she had found the mentally retarded system, she would have put him under the tap and flushed him.
If you wash your brain and add water, it might become normal.
"Please ask the mentally retarded host to complete the task as soon as possible..."
"Got it, shut up."
The system prompts to quiet down.
It's okay if there are a hundred small creatures. You can tap the loophole and touch a hundred ants.
Yanli touched a dead insect and said, "What a beautiful little thing~"
Looking at the task box, the progress is still zero.
But the task is to touch a hundred small creatures of different types. The beginning of the word "biology" means alive, and there are one hundred kinds of living...
There is actually no problem with this. The problem is to confirm whether dogs of different breeds are counted as dogs, thin dogs, fat dogs, or elongated dogs...
Yan Li took out his phone and dialed according to the numbers in his memory.
The call was quickly connected.
"Hey... help clean the house every other day. I don't want to see dead bugs in the room that have been dead for more than three days."
"Good customer." The customer didn't say a replacement, but his words made people feel cold. The management felt that they needed to punish the lady who was not serious about her work.
After all, this guest is generous, but how can he not satisfy this small request?
Yanli washed her hands and wiped her fingertips gently. The bruises on her body were healed, but she was not very happy.
Her precious skin was so comfortable that it seemed impossible to replace it, but she didn't want to do so just yet.
She went out to listen to the novel and was very interested when she heard the word seize one's body.
A powerful soul can devour a weak soul and occupy the other person's body.
So where did the original 'Yan Li' go?
Go to hell?
Unable to find the answer, Yanli dropped the towel and walked out.
Soon, the door was opened again, one person was tidying up, and the other was quickly cleaning.
The towels were washed and hung in their original places.
The two didn't leave until they were sure it was clean.
If you have money... you won't move if you don't move.
Yanli felt that her hands were beautiful, and letting her appreciate them was the most important thing.
As for maintenance...not working is the best maintenance.
……
Flower and bird market.
In a place with the most creatures, Yanli, who was listening to music with headphones, still couldn't isolate the sounds of cats and dogs, but the music she listened to was a bit special.
The horror series songs are paired with the sounds of animals, as if fear is coming, making the songs more scary.
When she took off her earphones and came closer, the little animal suddenly became quiet and behaved extremely well.
Yanli walked over and got closer. They looked at her with confused eyes, seemingly curious.
This is a group of puppies and cubs of different types. They are close together and look particularly close to each other.
The store was very lively and there were many people watching. The clerk took the time to come over and ask.
"Do you want to buy a dog, young lady?"
"No..." Of course Yan Li is not buying a dog.
"Oh, what do you want to buy, young lady?" the clerk was about to start making recommendations.
"Do you charge money to touch small animals?"
"Ah, I won't accept it." The clerk swallowed the introduction he had prepared.
"I'll pay you a thousand dollars just to touch all the little animals here, okay?"
"Eh? Okay!" I said I won't pay, but if the customer gives it, I'll take it.
The young lady is so beautiful, she won't cause trouble at first glance, just touching her is pure profit!
After the clerk collected the money, she watched the young lady start to pet the dog's head. She thought that she probably liked the dog, but she couldn't keep it. This was the first time she had met such a customer.
Yanli put his hand on the puppy's head.
The white and fluffy dog dumpling was also very well-behaved. He sat without moving or licking randomly. He just rubbed his head against the hand above his head.
The puppy was very small, and Yanli's hands covered the entire little head, and then she said: "What a beautiful little thing~"
But the task progress has not changed, it is still zero.
Also, her first reaction was to touch her head. It is impossible for a mentally retarded system to be completely unconscionable, so according to the literal meaning of the word "kill", she simply ignored the word "kill".
If the lines are correct, then the head-touching killing must be wrong. She took out her mobile phone and looked up what the head-touching killing was.
After confirming, he touched the puppy's head again. The puppy wagged its tail crazily. This time he gently stroked it and said, "What a beautiful little thing~"
1/100
Great, it worked.
Yan Li changed one again, but this time it was unsuccessful.
I came to the cat cub again, and this time I succeeded again. With a different breed of cat, the task progress did not change.
2/100
Yanli took back his hand and confirmed that dogs and cats were collectively called the same breed.
She stretched out her finger to a bird and stroked it gently: "What a beautiful little thing~"
3/100
Confirming that a finger would do the trick, Yanli picked up a flower branch and reached for a turtle. He failed without using his hands.
She could only hold out her fingers.
The turtle stretched its neck, but did not bite. The fingers on its head made it close its eyes, as if enjoying it.
4/100
Hamsters and Henan pigs.
6/100
rabbit
9/100
fish
8/100
Yanli walked deeper and deeper into the store, passed a branch, and stepped back.
The gray creature on the branch moved. Those were the eyes of a chameleon.
Yan Li politely extended his hand to see the progress of the task.
9/100
After completing another step of progress, Yanli continued to move forward and met a beautiful frog.
10/100
A store clerk in the distance stared blankly at her petting the small animals, and said to himself: "She said all that, and I thought that by petting every dog, it means that cold-blooded animals are not spared?"
How much do you like small animals?
And all the little animals like her, and neither the turtle nor the hamster bites anyone.
As we walked further inside, an exhibition began to appear. There was a clerk with a snake hanging around his neck, and there were several people watching with different expressions, some were afraid, some were fond of it.
"Can I touch it?"
Everyone looked over and saw a girl with a delicate face. This was the first time someone had made such a request.
The clerk approached, holding the snake.
At this time, the snake raised its head and faced Yanli with its temper.
The others moved slightly out of the way, always feeling like they were about to attack, but the girl stretched out her hand directly and said: What a beautiful little thing~
After saying that, he took back his hand and left without a trace of nostalgia.
The clerk stood in for the little snake and felt the ruthless feeling of being pulled.
Scum girl...
Name: Yan Li (King of Eight Trigrams, Listener of Secrets of the Dead)
Gender: Female
Age: 20
Physique: 5? (The plague chicken among the weak chickens)
Life value: June 25, 6 (this time is very good, hurry up, you can celebrate the Ghost Festival)
Special ability: Cannot die until health reaches zero.
"Ding, the repair is completed, the main mission is released: All things shine."
Yanli is used to repairing the system in seconds. The words "All Things Shine" have deep meaning.
If the mentally retarded system doesn't cause trouble, even the King of Hell wouldn't believe it.
She doesn't believe it either...
"Ding, main mission 0: Kill a hundred small creatures of different types by touching their heads while praising: What a beautiful little thing ~ The mission progress is 100/[-]. After the mission is completed, you will gain six months of health."
"..."
"Please ask the mentally retarded host to complete the task as soon as possible..."
Yanli kept a kind smile. If she had found the mentally retarded system, she would have put him under the tap and flushed him.
If you wash your brain and add water, it might become normal.
"Please ask the mentally retarded host to complete the task as soon as possible..."
"Got it, shut up."
The system prompts to quiet down.
It's okay if there are a hundred small creatures. You can tap the loophole and touch a hundred ants.
Yanli touched a dead insect and said, "What a beautiful little thing~"
Looking at the task box, the progress is still zero.
But the task is to touch a hundred small creatures of different types. The beginning of the word "biology" means alive, and there are one hundred kinds of living...
There is actually no problem with this. The problem is to confirm whether dogs of different breeds are counted as dogs, thin dogs, fat dogs, or elongated dogs...
Yan Li took out his phone and dialed according to the numbers in his memory.
The call was quickly connected.
"Hey... help clean the house every other day. I don't want to see dead bugs in the room that have been dead for more than three days."
"Good customer." The customer didn't say a replacement, but his words made people feel cold. The management felt that they needed to punish the lady who was not serious about her work.
After all, this guest is generous, but how can he not satisfy this small request?
Yanli washed her hands and wiped her fingertips gently. The bruises on her body were healed, but she was not very happy.
Her precious skin was so comfortable that it seemed impossible to replace it, but she didn't want to do so just yet.
She went out to listen to the novel and was very interested when she heard the word seize one's body.
A powerful soul can devour a weak soul and occupy the other person's body.
So where did the original 'Yan Li' go?
Go to hell?
Unable to find the answer, Yanli dropped the towel and walked out.
Soon, the door was opened again, one person was tidying up, and the other was quickly cleaning.
The towels were washed and hung in their original places.
The two didn't leave until they were sure it was clean.
If you have money... you won't move if you don't move.
Yanli felt that her hands were beautiful, and letting her appreciate them was the most important thing.
As for maintenance...not working is the best maintenance.
……
Flower and bird market.
In a place with the most creatures, Yanli, who was listening to music with headphones, still couldn't isolate the sounds of cats and dogs, but the music she listened to was a bit special.
The horror series songs are paired with the sounds of animals, as if fear is coming, making the songs more scary.
When she took off her earphones and came closer, the little animal suddenly became quiet and behaved extremely well.
Yanli walked over and got closer. They looked at her with confused eyes, seemingly curious.
This is a group of puppies and cubs of different types. They are close together and look particularly close to each other.
The store was very lively and there were many people watching. The clerk took the time to come over and ask.
"Do you want to buy a dog, young lady?"
"No..." Of course Yan Li is not buying a dog.
"Oh, what do you want to buy, young lady?" the clerk was about to start making recommendations.
"Do you charge money to touch small animals?"
"Ah, I won't accept it." The clerk swallowed the introduction he had prepared.
"I'll pay you a thousand dollars just to touch all the little animals here, okay?"
"Eh? Okay!" I said I won't pay, but if the customer gives it, I'll take it.
The young lady is so beautiful, she won't cause trouble at first glance, just touching her is pure profit!
After the clerk collected the money, she watched the young lady start to pet the dog's head. She thought that she probably liked the dog, but she couldn't keep it. This was the first time she had met such a customer.
Yanli put his hand on the puppy's head.
The white and fluffy dog dumpling was also very well-behaved. He sat without moving or licking randomly. He just rubbed his head against the hand above his head.
The puppy was very small, and Yanli's hands covered the entire little head, and then she said: "What a beautiful little thing~"
But the task progress has not changed, it is still zero.
Also, her first reaction was to touch her head. It is impossible for a mentally retarded system to be completely unconscionable, so according to the literal meaning of the word "kill", she simply ignored the word "kill".
If the lines are correct, then the head-touching killing must be wrong. She took out her mobile phone and looked up what the head-touching killing was.
After confirming, he touched the puppy's head again. The puppy wagged its tail crazily. This time he gently stroked it and said, "What a beautiful little thing~"
1/100
Great, it worked.
Yan Li changed one again, but this time it was unsuccessful.
I came to the cat cub again, and this time I succeeded again. With a different breed of cat, the task progress did not change.
2/100
Yanli took back his hand and confirmed that dogs and cats were collectively called the same breed.
She stretched out her finger to a bird and stroked it gently: "What a beautiful little thing~"
3/100
Confirming that a finger would do the trick, Yanli picked up a flower branch and reached for a turtle. He failed without using his hands.
She could only hold out her fingers.
The turtle stretched its neck, but did not bite. The fingers on its head made it close its eyes, as if enjoying it.
4/100
Hamsters and Henan pigs.
6/100
rabbit
9/100
fish
8/100
Yanli walked deeper and deeper into the store, passed a branch, and stepped back.
The gray creature on the branch moved. Those were the eyes of a chameleon.
Yan Li politely extended his hand to see the progress of the task.
9/100
After completing another step of progress, Yanli continued to move forward and met a beautiful frog.
10/100
A store clerk in the distance stared blankly at her petting the small animals, and said to himself: "She said all that, and I thought that by petting every dog, it means that cold-blooded animals are not spared?"
How much do you like small animals?
And all the little animals like her, and neither the turtle nor the hamster bites anyone.
As we walked further inside, an exhibition began to appear. There was a clerk with a snake hanging around his neck, and there were several people watching with different expressions, some were afraid, some were fond of it.
"Can I touch it?"
Everyone looked over and saw a girl with a delicate face. This was the first time someone had made such a request.
The clerk approached, holding the snake.
At this time, the snake raised its head and faced Yanli with its temper.
The others moved slightly out of the way, always feeling like they were about to attack, but the girl stretched out her hand directly and said: What a beautiful little thing~
After saying that, he took back his hand and left without a trace of nostalgia.
The clerk stood in for the little snake and felt the ruthless feeling of being pulled.
Scum girl...
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