Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

Yanli was killing people in the garbage dump, devouring energy, taking other people's energy, and preparing to get some weapons when he returned home.

She thought about how to distribute it, whether to use the boss to explode the equipment, give it away directly, or make a copy.

The dungeon seems to be quite interesting. You need to circle a piece of land and play a clearance game.

Thinking of this, he put his hands to the ground. He stopped because they were too dirty and gave up because he was afraid that his hands would get dirty. He directly raised his hands to face the pollution monster and opened his red lips lightly.

"Spurt."

Countless barbs appeared on the body, just like white sea urchins. There were no blind spots in 360 degrees, turning the monsters that were coming towards me into a hornet's nest.

The tips of the barbs are white crystal stones. The barbs are retracted and swallowed directly.

The small bowl was poked and flew out. I didn't expect the host to be so dead. Looking at the host walking around people with his head covered and spawning monsters, there was nothing he didn't understand.

They want the belief in the will of the creature. Now the host just brushes monsters, which will do no good.

It is also convinced!

Xiaowan flew back and assigned the task in a disgusting tone.

"New mission released: Become a handsome boy."

"Mission content: spread the fire all over the world, let everyone know about you, whether they love you or hate you, it's best to change your color when you mention it."

"Task completion reward: Unlock the upper limit of physical fitness."

Yanli stood on the top of the garbage station, with a chair at the top. He looked down at the little black monsters swarming around, and calmly took the time to ask: "Which upper limit is unlocked?"

Xiao Wan gritted his teeth, and the sound came out from between his teeth.

"One hundred thousand, host, if you can't finish it, I will let you keep doing it here until it is completed, otherwise you will stay here and be polluted into monsters."

"Xiao Wan, you are so cruel. They say that beating means kissing and scolding means loving. This kind of love makes me miserable."

"Host, don't learn those crazy things."

"Wait a minute, let me look three-quarters sarcastic, three-cent cool, and four-cent careless..." Yanli said, taking back the helmet and facing the system with the expression she said.

Holding the air behind the system, it's like holding up a wall, imitating the system's voice: "Are you playing hard to get with me?"

Xiao Wan watched the host's behavior and immediately switched from black eyes to white eyes: the white eyes were given to the idiot host.

At this moment, the hand holding the air directly grabbed the bowl and threw it into the big black monster's mouth.

"Go ahead, Xiaowan, the Yin Yang Monster will piss it off."

The small bowl flew directly into the big black monster's mouth and was swallowed.

Yan Li observed carefully, watching the big black monster tremble and slowly begin to twist and shrink until the last bite was swallowed by the small bowl.

"Oh~ I'm not picky about food, don't have indigestion~"

The small bowl will come back and circle around the host's head, cursing all the time.

"The mentally retarded host must complete the task immediately, otherwise the cursed host will have eight boyfriends... eighteen boyfriends, 88 boyfriends..."

"This curse is too vicious. I will do it right away. Stop cursing. Stop cursing." Yan Li directly clenched his fists, closed them like laser cutting, and pulled back countless crystal nuclei. This time there were no Absorb it, make it into a space backpack, and carry it on your back.

"Do the task, do the task..."

Each person disappears into the garbage mountain with a bowl, for fear of walking too slowly, and has eight hundred and eight boyfriends.

……

This is an underground entrance. There are people walking below the entrance. Inside the entrance is an underground city. The city is wrapped in special metal, like an underground fortress.

Cities are filled with depression and violent conflict, as well as pollution and injuries.

Everyone here is a criminal, and there are also children of criminals. A civilized system has been formed.

Garbage Star: Scavengers and Hunters.

Yanli stood in the distance and looked at the entrance and exit. She felt something was wrong from the beginning, so she asked the system: "Xiaowan, everyone here is very powerful, why don't they feel that they are powerful?"

"Host, I think you're just unlucky. It would be the same if you didn't create a clone. On this planet, energy becomes a burden and is suppressed. People here have strong fists. As long as they are not infected, it is not easy for people to die."

"I'm really lucky. I feel relaxed. It's not a bad thing to be weak. I'm the strongest here."

"You think too much about the host. The big guys are in the prison, especially your fellow inmates. The ones wearing metal collars are the real big guys. Those things can only restrict them a little. Everyone here is a noob. You Just a little better than a rookie."

Yan Li fought for himself: "I think I am very good at it, and I can do as well as the number one scholar."

Not to be outdone, Xiao Wan taunted: "You will hate what you do, and you will break your defense if you do what you do..."

"That's someone else. How dedicated I am. I never stop working on any task..."

Xiao Wan then added: "Wude is the best at it. You can conquer the mission without stopping and die without stopping."

"You are too petty. Look at me, even though I am wicked, the whole world wants to call me boss."

Xiao Wan couldn't refute, and said confidently, "I don't have a home."

Yan Li felt sorry and sympathized: "That's really unfortunate, orphan."

"Of course I am unlucky, because when I meet you, the host, you are the beginning of my misfortune."

"Okay, you won, do I want to give you an award?"

Upon hearing this, Xiao Wan asked more and more: "Withdraw the mission and do as it is."

"I will withdraw the award first."

"..."

One person and one bowl on the hillside, silently coming and going.

The roar of vehicles came from behind, and several tall off-road vehicles leaped over. The people in the vehicles looked at the people on the hillside, and they could tell whether the person under the white armor was a man or a woman.

The car landed smoothly, and at the same time the alarm sounded in the underground city. Everyone except the driver looked back. The car did not stop and rushed directly into the underground entrance. The last thing they saw was that the white figure was submerged by the black tide.

Yan Li is encouraging the system: "Small bowl, eat quickly, use skills, this will allow me to show off. After a while, I will be the most handsome guy here."

It was rare for Xiao Wan to cooperate and not reply, probably because his mouth was empty.

The black figure was madly sucked in by the storm, as if sucked into a bottomless pit. The lines on its body were even more dazzling, and a burst of black smoke spread from the mouth of the bowl.

Yanli thought there was something wrong with the system, but when the little black monsters touched the smoke, they were like meeting corrosive liquid, submerged in the spreading sea of ​​black mist, like a fog, making it impossible to see what was going on inside.

Finally, the smoke dissipated, and the white figure was still standing there. The original posture of a monster attacking a city was gone with one move.

The underground city owner personally invited Yanli into the city and thanked her along the way for solving a major crisis.

Obviously this time the pretense was successful.

Yan Li followed her all the way, and the figures around her stood up and down, standing on both sides to greet her and look at her curiously.

As we walked, there were fewer people. Outside the gap between the figures, there was a person sitting on the street corner. His black arm was obviously not a tattoo. The person was holding his arm in pain.

She stopped and prepared to pretend again, such as... doctor, this is a rare profession, and there is only one person in the prison.

A doctor is like a parent, she is going to be a father!

The whole world calls her Abba (Dad).