Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

"Today is a good day, everything you want can come true~"

When Yanli came to work, she heard Gu Mengmeng singing.

I also saw a group of colleagues spinning around with brisk hands and feet, as if dancing.

The entire haunted house lounge seemed to be infected with happiness.

"What's wrong with everyone today?"

"do not you know?"

"what do you know?"

Gu Mengmeng saw that the other party was confused and obviously didn't know. She couldn't help but grab the other party's shoulders and shook her: "Sister, wages are paid today! Pay wages!"

Yan Li broke away from the hand that grabbed her and said calmly. She thought there was something big going on today.

It would be best if a hundred children lined up to get lollipops from her, without their parents.

By the way...it seems like I haven't prepared any lollipops yet.

Gu Mengmeng saw that the other person was wandering in his mind. She thought that the other person worked because of his hobby. She still didn't understand: "Why are you so calm? Wait, you didn't forget that there is a salary!"

Yanli said seriously: "No."

Gu Mengmeng: I believe you.

When Song Hao came over, he remembered something.

"Sister, please register your ID card."

Yanli didn't ask anything, took out his bag and handed it over.

Song Hao took it with a smile and a smile froze on his face.

Gu Mengmeng's eyes widened as she looked at the bag thrown carelessly on the table.

Yan Li was about to ask what was wrong when he heard his colleagues cheering.

"The wages have been paid, the wages have been paid..."

"Two thousand more!"

"Yes!"

"I don't have to eat dirt anymore!"

Various cheers brought the two stupid people back to their senses.

Song Hao asked in disbelief: "Sister, you live in the Licheng villa area!"

It was a high-end, super-large villa area where rich people lived.

At the same time, Gu Mengmeng asked unconfidently: "Sister, this bag looks familiar to me. It seems to be in six figures... right?"

This doesn't look like a high imitation.

etc!What did he/she say!

The two of them reacted and looked at Yanli resentfully.

"Sister, are you here to experience life?"

"Sister, is it because your hobbies are unique and your family doesn't agree with you? You run away from home. Sooner or later, you will come home and inherit hundreds of millions of assets?"

Yanli: "Ah, my family is bankrupt and liquidated."

This sentence is not a lie.

"???"

The other person said it too calmly, as if he was asking, have you eaten today?The same little thing also made the two of them silent at the same time. Seeing that the other person didn't seem to be joking, they didn't know what to feel for a moment.

If you say comfort, the person's bag will be worth six figures, but if you say no comfort, the person will go bankrupt and liquidate, so this bag may be the only one left.

Too calm, worthy of being a rich man.

If they want to go bankrupt, they must go to the rooftop to cool down and cool down...

Song Hao asked: "Don't you need to transfer your ID card address here?"

"Want to transfer?"

"Yes." The two nodded, thinking that the girl understood without explaining in detail.

The household registration address needs to be changed, and the ID card also needs to be changed. I just pretended that the girl didn't pay attention to it and forgot about it.

They thought that Yanli's bankrupt house was gone and he lived in Xingfu Community.

In fact, Yan Li was not afraid of death and extorted money, and his family was saved.

"Oh, I'll go around when I have time." Yanli didn't quite understand and nodded to show that he had learned.

"I kind of know why you said you won't pay utility bills..."

It's not that they don't know how to make friends, they didn't need to worry about this at all before. The two of them shook their heads in envy and left with a sigh.

Soon Yanli received her salary, more than 6000.

Looking at this money, I suddenly felt different.

This is my first time making money. The base salary is not much, but the commission is very large. I don’t know how to use it.

She took out the hand cream, applied it carefully, and thought about where her salary would go.

Suddenly remembering my mission, I calculated that the money should be enough to buy lollipops.

……

After getting off work, Yanli took out the navigation system and successfully arrived at the candy store.

Black, white, red, yellow, purple, green, blue, gray...

Candies are colorful and come in all shapes.

Yanli saw the biggest rainbow lollipop at a glance, how tempting it was~

It must be as big as half a person.

Take this and stop there: I'll show you the demo and you won't be charmed to death.

"This is not for sale."

"..." If you don't show off, why are you so happy?

Yan Li looked at the speaker, who must be the boss, and was interrupted just as he was about to speak.

"This is for decoration, not edible..." The boss seemed to know what the other party wanted to say and explained in advance.

Okay... Yan Li gave up and asked, "How much does the biggest lollipop cost?"

"The largest diameter is 25 centimeters, concentrated, hard, and can be stored for a long time, 61 pieces." The boss took a lollipop and banged it on the table. It didn't break at all.

Yan Li raised his hand to scan the QR code and pay the bill, all in one go.

"Ding... six thousand arrived."

The boss was about to take one when he heard the prompt and opened his eyes wide, reminding: "Miss, did you pay the wrong one?"

"No, I want a hundred."

Today's salary is cleared, and the real moon shines.

The boss explained: "I don't have that many rainbow lollipops in the store."

"It's okay. I'll come and get it every day until I get a hundred." Yanli wanted to get more on his days off, but it's too late now, so he'll try to give it away first.

"Okay, I'll give you a receipt and leave you a phone number." The boss almost burst out laughing.

"It can't be melted. It needs to be stored carefully." Yanli was concerned about this. It melted easily in the summer, so he didn't take it home and keep it. It would also attract insects.

This common sense is the result of her habitual search.

The boss nodded repeatedly and assured: "Don't worry..."

"I'll take one first..." Yan Li stretched out her hand, she wanted to test it first.

Soon, she picked up a stick as big as her face in her hand, and a smile appeared on her face.

The apparently normal smile carries an evil aura: How many teeth must be broken to finish eating such a big lollipop!

A pair of evil claws are reaching out to the children... I just hope their parents won't be too happy.

The square is lively and noisy at night, with countless elderly people and their children sitting by the garden watching each other dancing.

Yanli, holding a rainbow lollipop, became a shining target as soon as he strolled around.

At the edge of the fountain, she found a small target who was alone. The other person's hand was tied with a rope, and the rope was stretched to the limit. He was obviously restless.

His parents didn't even look at it even though they were like this. They were looking at the dancing crowd seriously. It was obvious that she was used to it.

Because the rope is so long, many people can only walk around it.

Parents don't care either.

This combination directly made Yan Li choose him, and he slowly approached not far away from him.

I also saw a little boy snatching things from other children, and they almost got into a fight. The kid who was robbed couldn't get it back easily. The parents told the little boy's parents to grab things, but the little boy's parents didn't pay attention at all.

Parents can't hit each other's children, they can only suffer the consequences of being dumb, curse a few times, and leave with their children.

Yanli chose the little boy. She didn't need to do anything. He came closer when he saw her. His eyes were full of the shadow of the rainbow lollipop, and he was already deeply seduced.

Yan Li knelt down and asked with the most amiable expression: "How old are you, little kid?"

"Five years old."

Age appropriate.

The little boy answered obediently after a while. It seemed that Yanli's expression was too friendly and he reached out to grab it.

Yan Li dodged and continued to ask: "Kid, do you want to eat a lollipop?"

"Yes." The little boy's eyes were full of desire.

Yanli glanced at the other person's parents and handed the lollipop over.

The little boy grabbed it unceremoniously, without saying thank you, tore open the packaging bag and started chewing.

It was not until a long time ago that his parents realized that no matter how hard they tried to stop him, the child would not let go. He would roll on the ground and cry after he was snatched away, and would not listen to anything he said.

Even if you tell him that he has a toothache at night, it is strange that a child will listen to you without being reasonable.

After a final discussion, we could only chew it and take it home.

However, children can eat as much as they want. This special lollipop is the hardest concentrated and cannot be broken by knocking. It can only be slowly nibbled and licked.

It would be fine if the parent is willing to throw it away, but the other party is not willing to throw it away. He takes it home and thinks about it every day...

I don’t know how many beatings the naughty child received in the end.

Yan Li turned around and left to hide her merits and fame. Please call her the Lollipop Ambassador and the naughty kid killer.