Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

The square dance has not stopped, more and more people are joining in, the men and women are uniform, of course, they are all forced.

Yan Li didn't stop moving his hands. He turned his head to look at the ghost beside him, looked up and down and said hello.

"Hey, waiter, we meet again. Have you been promoted to diplomat?"

Waiter: "Why do you know my name is Xiaoer?"

Yan Li heard the question countless times and said affectionately along with the music:

"Maybe it's fate that has to be said. Let's talk about it..."

"No time……"

Being mercilessly rejected, Yanli was not upset and frantically strummed the guitar. At this moment, she was like Gao Jianli, puppets everywhere she passed, not even those in the sky escaped.

She was not at all anxious about what the system said. Her skills were still spreading wildly, and the whole city was getting excited.

Through special technology, a large net appeared over Licheng from the sky, making those who broadcast live high in the air swallow their saliva.

"Everyone in the audience, welcome to watch Mr. Li's spider become a spirit."

The audience said it was awesome.

"6666... ​​It's so exciting, I want to join."

"Don't just think about it, go ahead. I don't want to go anyway. I don't want to be a puppet, like a zombie."

"The incapacitated zombie, the one upstairs, is fine..."

"If a corpse comes, Boss Li can control it for a while. Look, she won't even let the dog go!"

"Fortunately, my ancestors were burnt to ashes. I was really afraid that they would be pulled out and danced on their own graves. It's terrible."

"Wait... take a look, is there a person next to Mr. Li? The technology screen doesn't show it, it's visible through the ordinary lens."

"Yes, yes...Wow~ You look very strong at first glance, madam?"

"People upstairs, don't talk nonsense. Mr. Li is so wicked, how can he have a wife?"

"Boss Li is the Dugu Xia at first glance. As my wife said, he is an old bachelor."

"Boss Li: I am lonely, lonely..."

"Stand high and see far...invincible loneliness."

“It’s too cold at high places, let’s dance in the square.”

"So wet, so wet..."

"Yincai Yincai..."

"Concession, concession..."

Netizens commented on each other and exclaimed when they saw the scene.

"Wow... the silk thread exploded!"

"No, it's blooming..."

"He obviously took growth supplements."

"I originally thought it was a big move, but I didn't expect it to have burst damage."

"Withdraw the skill."

……

Yanli's performance stopped and the surrounding area was empty. She took the waiter and left directly.

It should be said that she left and the waiter followed her.

Everyone wiped their sweat, especially those on the outside. They ran out of range and were controlled by the envelope. They almost died of exhaustion. It felt so great.

Just like you can never escape, there is the illusion that Sun Houhou can't escape from Wuzhishan.

Then, they found that Mr. Li had forgotten the bowl, and the empty place was surrounded again.

The small bowl was in the middle, accepting the baptism of gaze calmly. It bared its teeth, and they exclaimed in surprise,

It levitated, everyone stared, and then took photos to record it.

Xiao Wan took a look and determined that this group of people had a serious illness. They recorded all its skills and changed them into a skill branch chart.

The masters of skills are not human beings, they all want to steal their skills, tsk tsk...

Xiaowan jumped on top of someone's head and said arrogantly: "I see you want to treat me to dinner, let's go..."

The man nodded, feeling as if the bowl was growing on top of his head.

Everyone rubbed their hands together and looked like they were crouching down: "Hmm, what does the boss want to eat?"

"Sauerkraut fish, just like you, is sour, vegetable and superfluous..." Xiaowan bared his teeth and showed a big smile.

Everyone: So venomous!

Pickled fish = food, sour, vegetable and superfluous = them, pickled fish = them, they = food.

Everyone chose to ignore this sentence, left with small bowls, and headed towards the delicious food.

Everyone: As agreed, you can’t eat us when you’re full.

……

Along the way, Yanli didn't mention this matter again.

People walking around took the initiative to speak.

"Three days later, the plane will invade. Please lead the human race to suppress the riot."

"In our friendship, there is no need to be so polite."

Waiter: What is our relationship?

"Trouble." The waiter didn't expect it to be so easy, and the other words he prepared were useless. After suppressing these three words, he disappeared directly.

Yanli stopped and looked at the sky.

The sun in the sky seems to be revolving around the planets, but in fact the planets are revolving around the sun. The sun is still moving forward, carrying the planets with it in the universe, not knowing where it is going.

He raised his arm, the terminal lit up, and he quickly tapped his fingertips twice to send the update.

Black and White 4444 released the latest news: Three days later, everyone will have a carnival, and seaside monsters will attack and defend the city.

Please bring other people’s ancestors, bring other people’s transportation, and hurry up and get on the bus...

Tip: Use the city-protecting sacred tree properly, don’t keep it too fat, and be careful when using it as fertilizer.

Netizens:? ? ?

"There are fruit on the tree, you and me under the tree, playing games in front of the tree, joy..."

"What, Blue Star Game has been updated? Wait, let me update the version."

"Leave some people to guard the city this time. We are afraid of being robbed."

"Please don't mention it. My new hair is so cold and it always feels like a leek. It will be cut."

"The NPC guarding the home is on standby."

"The combat NPC is on standby."

"How to play with the sacred tree? Transport it to the sea?"

"Wherever you can't defend it, send it there."

"You can't kill monsters and cut down the tree at the same time. It grows very fast. If it continues to grow, it will have to be fertilized."

"So everyone, let's put aside the grudges for now, and come up with some city defense tactics in three days."

"The ancestors are still at sea, let them come back soon..."

"I'm notifying you, I'm notifying you..."

In the city, people began to gather and get busy.

The robot policemen passed by as if they hadn't seen them. They would have been driven away long ago.

Someone asked Yanli and he was relieved after confirming that the problem was not serious.

They treat using the whole world as a trivial matter, and they may be used to it being brushed repeatedly.

Habits are a very scary thing. When something happens, it is a major event. People will naturally accept it and accept it well, without any panic, and even with high enthusiasm.

On the third day, the beach was densely packed with people.

On the fourth day, everyone saw two suns in the sky. This sight had appeared many times before, and no one was surprised.

But as the double suns appeared, the world became darker instead of brighter. Finally, the double suns overlapped, like a tengu eclipse... a solar eclipse.

It gets dark, but it doesn't affect everyone's visibility.

After the solar eclipse, nothing happened. Monk Zhang Er was confused and started talking.

At this time, someone reminded loudly through the loudspeaker: "We must come over to attack the city, don't worry!"

As soon as the man finished speaking, everyone stopped talking and looked at the sea.

At this time, someone reminded: "Look at the sacred tree."

Everyone looked at the hanging vines of the sacred tree, now facing the direction of the sea, as if they were trying to reach something, but just couldn't reach it, just like the efforts of standing on tiptoes when they were children.

At this time, the trees moved. They uprooted themselves and took root in the place closest to the sea, but they did not dare to extend their roots into the sea water.

As soon as everyone took a look, they discovered their weaknesses, and at the same time understood that they were waiting for something strange...

coming!