Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

In Li City, a huge pea shooter grew out of the park.

The big cannon barrel was so dark that nothing could be seen. There was no movement for a long time this time.

Everyone did not act rashly. After all, they had learned from the past. They just took pictures and marked them as: new skill samples.

"boom……"

The Peashooter spit out something and hit a person in the chest. The person was sent flying and rolled far away.

The defensive person only felt pain in his heart, but it was not serious, and looked at the thing in his arms in confusion.

A pea as big as a fist?But not green, fruit?I have never seen one so big and of this variety.

"Bang bang bang..."

While everyone was still wondering, the pea shooter knocked several people away in succession, and the crowd was dense, because the people who flew out were like playing billiards, and they were knocked upside down.

In the end, many people felt pain in their hearts, and at a glance, they were all receiving the most severe beatings.

Until the pea shooter turned into a familiar person and dropped a taunt: "There is no one who can hit!"

After that, he left decisively.

Everyone: Sure enough, only Boss Li can do it!

……

At this time, the figure holding a wrench came to Yaya, took out a glowing elixir from the body, and put it in her hand. When she opened her mouth, there was a strange sound of paper rubbing against each other.

"Marrow Cleansing Pill, Human Evolution."

"Okay." Yaya calmly put it into the container and sterilized it.

The evil wrench courier took out another oval object and introduced it again.

"Eggs, super fast growing type, don't raise them too aggressively, they bite!"

Yaya nodded, kept wearing gloves on the hand she took, and finally continued disinfecting.

"Seeds, one of the richest materials for evolution."

Yan Li gave these three things and controlled the evil wrench and left.

The system voice sounded from another perspective: "Host, you are so courageous. You dare to take out anything. You are so strong that this world has not been ruined by you."

"Luxian Liu must treat it. If it's good, I'll be good too..."

"Um... you might as well continue to enjoy life and do your immoral things. After researching these two things, you're wasting your time... Why don't you do some small tasks and I'll give you... longer health points?"

"Don't I enjoy unlimited life with you?"

"I'll change it on the panel for you and show it off, just like a game sticker."

"Ding, health value: one day."

Yanli agreed casually: "Okay, I'll sleep for a day and call me when you die."

The system instantly deleted the extra attributes: I don’t want to die, thank you!

"Host, you just have infinite life, I didn't say you won't die."

"That's good. If you don't die, you can live." Yanli looked like he couldn't get enough of anything.

The system kept up its efforts: "You don't care about your eighteen members?"

Yanli followed Mo's example and sighed: "You can see life to the end at a glance."

It's boring. I'm dissatisfied with all the crazy points and can't generate any interest.

Life is so complicated. Unlike before, she could just do tasks because she found everything interesting.

"How about I make you lose your memory, give you an identity, and experience it again."

Yan Li narrowed his eyes and said firmly: "You want to run away!"

The system denied it and did not hide it: "Why are you running? I can't run. If I could run, I would have run away long ago."

Yanli suddenly changed the subject: "If you have anything good with you, just give it to me. Why are you hiding it?"

"No."

"No! Aren't you the most powerful system in history?"

"Human things are of no use to me."

"Where did the last explosive equipment come from?"

"I picked it up because I didn't know how to do it before. I planned to keep it as a reward and cheat... Hey! Host, you lied to me!" The system finally realized that it had been cheated. It was originally cheated by the host, but it was taken out for free.

Yanli lost interest when he heard that there was nothing good about it, and his conscience suggested: "Do I need to download an anti-fraud app?"

The system is very irritable: "Ahhhhhhh... I'm going to kill you!"

Yanli gestured to the sky and praised: "The world is so beautiful, but you are so irritable. Isn't that good..."

"What a beautiful piece of shit. They are a bunch of lunatics. Look, who from a good family is like this!"

Yan Li changed the subject again: "I can clone myself, can't you get a separate body for yourself?"

"Give up, host. Even if I take care of myself, you can't kill me."

"You wronged me. I didn't mean it. I'm a good person."

"I believe you." The system said.

A bowl-shaped creature with strange patterns all over its body, black pea eyes, a split mouth, and a row of fangs.

Yan Li looked at the teeth and remembered the bite: "System, you are really strange in appearance. I have seen monkey spirits, dog spirits, bear spirits, and human spirits. This is the first time I have seen a bowl spirit."

"I'm not a bowl!" The system was angry, and Doudou's eyes were filled with fire.

Yanli didn't argue and asked curiously: "When you eat, should I put it in the bowl or in your mouth?"

"I told you, I'm not a bowl!" System repeated even more angrily, his teeth clenching.

"Are you eating?"

The system said very hard: "Eat!"

Then Yanli poured the food into the system bowl with great interest. Its mouth was moving and there was less food in the bowl.

"How about you call me Xiaowan from now on."

It is better for the system to say nothing and call it Xiaowan than to call it mentally retarded.

Yanli took it as acquiescence and asked while feeding.

"Xiao Wan, can you open the door to the underworld?"

Xiaowan opened his mouth and answered without thinking: "No."

"So what is the underworld like?"

Xiaowan knew that the host had always been curious about this, so he thought for a while and concluded: "Let's describe it this way, this planet is the nurturing room of the underworld."

Yan Li pointed to the moon in the sky.

"What if we go to other planets?"

"The gestation chamber expands."

"What about going to an alien planet?"

"It belongs to someone else."

"So can I go grab some aliens and bring them back?"

Xiaowan replied while chewing: "You don't have that technology."

"Too……"

……

Although Xiaowan is a rice bowl without arms and legs, it ignores gravity and can fly whenever it wants without any ability.

After appearing, it floats around every day with no intention of returning to the host's body.

"You think, can I seal you like a novel?"

Xiaowan didn't speak, Xiaowan didn't care, Xiaowan bared his teeth.

"What are your abilities?"

The two rows of small bowl's teeth are clicking, and the small bowl is smiling, but the small bowl is not showing any expression.

Yan Li raised his hand to the top of his head and tore it apart.

The small bowl was still clicking... laughing at her, indicating that this method had failed.

Yanli was not annoyed. He put down his hand and returned to its original position. He stretched out his hand to hold the bowl. In an instant, the small bowl closed its mouth and stopped clicking.

Feeling the touch of ceramic, she picked up the system and looked at herself, asking with interest: "Do you think I can break you?"

The voice of the system came to my mind: "Host, if you can break me, I will call you daddy."

The next second it was thrown to the ground, but it bounced up like a rubber ball and fell again, jumping up and down, shouting: "You broke me, break me, how could you break me..."

Yanli reached out to catch it, pressed it with both hands, closed the system's mouth, and manually shut it up.

Others are the heroine and the hero. It is a big system. It is different when it is independent. It is noisy and arrogant.