Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers
Chapter 274 Becoming the boss
Even if you use stealth, you can't even see him, let alone catch him. The mission is completed. Yanli looks at the new mission. This time, he has a lot of physical points.
"Congratulations to the host for completing the mission and receiving the reward: Physique +100."
"New mission released: boss plan."
"Mission content: What the giants of Duang have in common is that you are a little monster. Please become giant and cause evil in a hundred cities. People will treat you as a monster. At the same time, just like the game, you can randomly drop equipment."
"Mission progress: 0/100."
"Reward for completing the mission: Physique +1000."
personal attributes
Name: Yanli
Gender: Female
Constitution: 1200/10000
Health: ∞
Special ability: Live and die together
"In order to prevent the world from being destroyed, to protect the peace of the world, to implement love and true evil, cute and charming villains, join the wicked stickman, a better tomorrow is waiting for you ~" The system began to mechanically read the second line , seems to find some kind of fun.
Yanli Youyou said: "Only add physical strength, you are not willing to give out any good things."
"I only have the life password." The system's mechanical tone gave it a sense of déjà vu.
"I don't believe it, I still remember you bit me."
"Host, you really hold a grudge. You want to kill me, but I didn't even mention it. If I just bite you, you will die, tsk tsk..."
Yan Li Qiong Yao possessed him: "You lost your life, but I lost a piece of my soul!"
"It's all grown back..."
Yanli brought the topic back again and threatened: "If you don't say much, please take out some things, or don't blame me for tearing yourself apart."
The system was silent for a while, then resigned to its fate and said, "What do you want?"
It is also a wonder to tear oneself apart but threaten the system.
"Let's get some high technology, food from alien planets, the more exotic the better..."
System: That's it?
"Row."
"Here, let's set up a health bar. Of course, this health bar is for you to see. Hit it at about this position. Sprinkle some small things from my body. I will pretend to be defeated before I run away. Sprinkle a good thing or something..."
The system's interest was extremely high and it confirmed: "In that aspect?"
"As long as the technology is a little higher than this world, you can throw it randomly according to the hit effect. Isn't it interesting?"
The system said uncertainly: "It seems so..."
Yan Li smiled faintly and began to look for big cities on the map of bad deeds that had neither committed any sin nor had any bad deeds.
Then she became invisible and sat on the top of the spacecraft, but this time she was not the only one riding in the car.
Driving at high speed, some people use the spaceship as a flying sword, trying hard to maintain their figure, wearing ancient costumes, and making gestures, it feels like that, the highest level of pretentiousness.
Everyone is seeking death, and they are afraid of going crazy. For this kind of death, except for the sponsorship of the [-]th enterprise, there will be no insurance for him, and at most there will be people mourning for him.
One of the adventure slogans: Try or die.
The spacecraft landed successfully, and Yanli found the city park. There were few buildings here, making it a suitable place to stay.
Looking at the empty sky, it is cloudy today and the clouds are very thick. The person standing below raises his hand, and a huge circle is formed. The clouds are stirred in the circle, with lightning and thunder inside, and small thunder and lightning move around like a whirlpool.
No one saw anyone on the ground, only a strange phenomenon in the sky. Countless people came around and surrounded the square.
"Host, what are you doing?" The system couldn't understand.
"Pretend to be an alien, otherwise how can you explode alien things? If you don't use stick figures this time, your identity will be exposed." Yanli said as a matter of course.
"There's no need to make such a big noise, right?" The system felt like it was numbing at this moment.
"Pretend to do the whole thing."
"Do you feel anything wrong with your body?" The system asked doubtfully.
"It's okay, it's just a little power issue, a small problem."
The system is cranky, this is a weird little problem.
"Host, do you know what 1200 constitution means?"
Yanli continued to stir the clouds, his hair began to float, and his body was flashing with electric wires, looking very cool.
"what?"
"It means you are getting ready, so stop stirring it. Do you think you are an old witch stirring up the potion?"
"Okay." Yanli stopped moving.
As she stopped, the clouds slowed down, and the expressions of those around her became more solemn.
As the clouds almost stopped, energy was transmitted to the sky, and a hand appeared from the circle, slowly forming the body behind it.
To others, it's like walking through a black hole.
A white figure appeared. Just half exposed, a beam of light appeared. She raised her hand slightly, and a shield appeared, blocking the attack.
The attack from below did not stop and quickly hit the aperture, trying to prevent her from teleporting.
But the white shield moved quickly and blocked all attacks, as if it was afraid that they would destroy the teleportation, but in fact the circle was just a decoration.
The person below had a solemn expression.
The system couldn't help but sigh: "The host is so wicked!"
If you really know how to play, the aliens are actually our own people. If they knew, they would probably curse: They are really not human!
"It's not bad." Yan Li looked at the dense crowd below from a high-altitude perspective. All high-tech weapons were blocked, and he was ready to release the water when the soul warrior attacked.
"It's unfortunate that they have you." After the system said this, a white figure more than ten meters tall appeared completely.
There was a white mermaid, all white, even her eyelashes were white, holding a white trident, she swayed her tail and lowered her head with her eyes closed.
Everyone felt like she was watching them.
"Host, what is this?"
Yanli was under the mermaid's tail, so he naturally said: "Mermaid."
"This thing is not a scientific host."
"Don't call me host. I'm an alien now. Please call me Marisu Li Ying Shang Blood Li Xiao Antalya Wound Hathaway Ice Crystal Butterfly Dream Bai Xue."
The system reminded: "That's not the problem. Didn't you notice that everyone stopped attacking?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Host, what do you think?"
"Oops, I accidentally made it too beautiful, but that's okay. Mom said that beautiful women can deceive, but I'm the best at it. I really don't have a long memory. Sometimes I have to listen to my mother's words."
The goddess Yanli came down, raising her hand and gently raising the trident. Because there was no intention of attacking, no one moved, and countless people took photos frantically.
Until the trident came into contact with the crowd, the electric current left behind in an instant had an outlet. Because people were crowded, a series of electric currents instantly spread from person to person, and a large afro appeared.
"It must be a friendly exchange, it's just a species barrier." The one who was shocked in turn comforted everyone.
The system is silent: the world of looking at faces will come to an end sooner or later.
The mermaid Yanli had no expression on her face. She raised her trident and waved her hand. The speed was so fast that people couldn't react and they still had to shrink their necks reflexively.
The next second everyone felt a little cold on their heads and raised their hands in disbelief.
"Bald?!"
"Mermaids attack!"
"Don't panic, just in case..."
"What if she shaves my head? I've never been so bald. There won't be an alien virus and my hair won't grow back!"
"Ah ah ah... almost got my head chopped off!"
"Kill her!"
The scene was chaotic, there were sneaks approaching, and with these words, attacks followed one after another.
"Congratulations to the host for completing the mission and receiving the reward: Physique +100."
"New mission released: boss plan."
"Mission content: What the giants of Duang have in common is that you are a little monster. Please become giant and cause evil in a hundred cities. People will treat you as a monster. At the same time, just like the game, you can randomly drop equipment."
"Mission progress: 0/100."
"Reward for completing the mission: Physique +1000."
personal attributes
Name: Yanli
Gender: Female
Constitution: 1200/10000
Health: ∞
Special ability: Live and die together
"In order to prevent the world from being destroyed, to protect the peace of the world, to implement love and true evil, cute and charming villains, join the wicked stickman, a better tomorrow is waiting for you ~" The system began to mechanically read the second line , seems to find some kind of fun.
Yanli Youyou said: "Only add physical strength, you are not willing to give out any good things."
"I only have the life password." The system's mechanical tone gave it a sense of déjà vu.
"I don't believe it, I still remember you bit me."
"Host, you really hold a grudge. You want to kill me, but I didn't even mention it. If I just bite you, you will die, tsk tsk..."
Yan Li Qiong Yao possessed him: "You lost your life, but I lost a piece of my soul!"
"It's all grown back..."
Yanli brought the topic back again and threatened: "If you don't say much, please take out some things, or don't blame me for tearing yourself apart."
The system was silent for a while, then resigned to its fate and said, "What do you want?"
It is also a wonder to tear oneself apart but threaten the system.
"Let's get some high technology, food from alien planets, the more exotic the better..."
System: That's it?
"Row."
"Here, let's set up a health bar. Of course, this health bar is for you to see. Hit it at about this position. Sprinkle some small things from my body. I will pretend to be defeated before I run away. Sprinkle a good thing or something..."
The system's interest was extremely high and it confirmed: "In that aspect?"
"As long as the technology is a little higher than this world, you can throw it randomly according to the hit effect. Isn't it interesting?"
The system said uncertainly: "It seems so..."
Yan Li smiled faintly and began to look for big cities on the map of bad deeds that had neither committed any sin nor had any bad deeds.
Then she became invisible and sat on the top of the spacecraft, but this time she was not the only one riding in the car.
Driving at high speed, some people use the spaceship as a flying sword, trying hard to maintain their figure, wearing ancient costumes, and making gestures, it feels like that, the highest level of pretentiousness.
Everyone is seeking death, and they are afraid of going crazy. For this kind of death, except for the sponsorship of the [-]th enterprise, there will be no insurance for him, and at most there will be people mourning for him.
One of the adventure slogans: Try or die.
The spacecraft landed successfully, and Yanli found the city park. There were few buildings here, making it a suitable place to stay.
Looking at the empty sky, it is cloudy today and the clouds are very thick. The person standing below raises his hand, and a huge circle is formed. The clouds are stirred in the circle, with lightning and thunder inside, and small thunder and lightning move around like a whirlpool.
No one saw anyone on the ground, only a strange phenomenon in the sky. Countless people came around and surrounded the square.
"Host, what are you doing?" The system couldn't understand.
"Pretend to be an alien, otherwise how can you explode alien things? If you don't use stick figures this time, your identity will be exposed." Yanli said as a matter of course.
"There's no need to make such a big noise, right?" The system felt like it was numbing at this moment.
"Pretend to do the whole thing."
"Do you feel anything wrong with your body?" The system asked doubtfully.
"It's okay, it's just a little power issue, a small problem."
The system is cranky, this is a weird little problem.
"Host, do you know what 1200 constitution means?"
Yanli continued to stir the clouds, his hair began to float, and his body was flashing with electric wires, looking very cool.
"what?"
"It means you are getting ready, so stop stirring it. Do you think you are an old witch stirring up the potion?"
"Okay." Yanli stopped moving.
As she stopped, the clouds slowed down, and the expressions of those around her became more solemn.
As the clouds almost stopped, energy was transmitted to the sky, and a hand appeared from the circle, slowly forming the body behind it.
To others, it's like walking through a black hole.
A white figure appeared. Just half exposed, a beam of light appeared. She raised her hand slightly, and a shield appeared, blocking the attack.
The attack from below did not stop and quickly hit the aperture, trying to prevent her from teleporting.
But the white shield moved quickly and blocked all attacks, as if it was afraid that they would destroy the teleportation, but in fact the circle was just a decoration.
The person below had a solemn expression.
The system couldn't help but sigh: "The host is so wicked!"
If you really know how to play, the aliens are actually our own people. If they knew, they would probably curse: They are really not human!
"It's not bad." Yan Li looked at the dense crowd below from a high-altitude perspective. All high-tech weapons were blocked, and he was ready to release the water when the soul warrior attacked.
"It's unfortunate that they have you." After the system said this, a white figure more than ten meters tall appeared completely.
There was a white mermaid, all white, even her eyelashes were white, holding a white trident, she swayed her tail and lowered her head with her eyes closed.
Everyone felt like she was watching them.
"Host, what is this?"
Yanli was under the mermaid's tail, so he naturally said: "Mermaid."
"This thing is not a scientific host."
"Don't call me host. I'm an alien now. Please call me Marisu Li Ying Shang Blood Li Xiao Antalya Wound Hathaway Ice Crystal Butterfly Dream Bai Xue."
The system reminded: "That's not the problem. Didn't you notice that everyone stopped attacking?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Host, what do you think?"
"Oops, I accidentally made it too beautiful, but that's okay. Mom said that beautiful women can deceive, but I'm the best at it. I really don't have a long memory. Sometimes I have to listen to my mother's words."
The goddess Yanli came down, raising her hand and gently raising the trident. Because there was no intention of attacking, no one moved, and countless people took photos frantically.
Until the trident came into contact with the crowd, the electric current left behind in an instant had an outlet. Because people were crowded, a series of electric currents instantly spread from person to person, and a large afro appeared.
"It must be a friendly exchange, it's just a species barrier." The one who was shocked in turn comforted everyone.
The system is silent: the world of looking at faces will come to an end sooner or later.
The mermaid Yanli had no expression on her face. She raised her trident and waved her hand. The speed was so fast that people couldn't react and they still had to shrink their necks reflexively.
The next second everyone felt a little cold on their heads and raised their hands in disbelief.
"Bald?!"
"Mermaids attack!"
"Don't panic, just in case..."
"What if she shaves my head? I've never been so bald. There won't be an alien virus and my hair won't grow back!"
"Ah ah ah... almost got my head chopped off!"
"Kill her!"
The scene was chaotic, there were sneaks approaching, and with these words, attacks followed one after another.
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