Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

Systems also devour each other, and by devouring each other, there is a chance to gain the other party's abilities.

After traveling back through time again, Yanli stood in the sea of ​​people without any discomfort.

The system kept buzzing in her ears, as if she couldn't finish talking.

"Host, you haven't killed me 88 times. You can't kill me from now on, but you have to thank me, otherwise you wouldn't be what you are now..."

Yanli didn't answer. He took a deep breath and felt that his breathing was smooth. The world was so beautiful. In conclusion, he felt comfortable at home.

The system did not receive an answer and continued: "However, thank you very much, host, for giving this system another ability. I said we can cooperate, but you can't get in."

Yanli walked into the restaurant and started eating. He ate deliciously, completely ignoring the system and pretending to be Tang Monk.

"What's the use of dying so many times? My talent is special time retrieval. Now that you have one more time travel, plus we are completely bound, everything you have is mine!"

After Yanli finished eating, he put down his chopsticks and finally said, "Then do you have my ability?"

"..."

"No way, no way...you won't have it!"

"..."

Yanli's expression changed after hearing what he wanted and teasing.

The system was shocked and the mechanical voice crackled: "What are you going to do!?"

"Suicide, can't you see?"

Yan Li exploded, and before there was no dust left, he said: "Jie Jie Jie... Thank you for your arrogant words, let's go to hell and have fun together!"

He dared to completely bind her, wouldn't he live and die together?

Welcome No.80 to visit hell for the ninth time, my proud little public servant.

In fact, she hasn't remembered who she is yet, but it doesn't matter who she is.

Yanli lay down in the familiar oil pan again, ignoring the system's screams of happiness and facing the patrolling ghosts.

"Hey, waiter, are you here to patrol?"

The familiar tone made the waiter look confused. When he saw who the other person was, he was stunned for a moment. He couldn't help but squint to see clearly to make sure that he had seen it wrong.

Wait...it seems I read that right.

"Why are you here!!!" The waiter was shocked.

"Xiao Er, do you remember me?"

"What do you think of?" The waiter took out his notebook in confusion and said to himself: "That's wrong..."

Obviously it's not the memory of remembering 88 times and meeting hundreds of times.

The waiter was studying and felt someone behind him. He turned his head stiffly and exclaimed, "Ah! Ah? How did you get up here!"

"You climbed up, let me see what you wrote in your notebook?" Yanli stretched his neck and looked at the notebook as he should.

The waiter closed it with a snap, raised his foot sideways and kicked it, making a pop.

Yan Li was unprepared and didn't hide. He returned to the oil pan, frying both sides until they were browned. Hearing the system's screams, he looked like a drama queen and complained: "Xiao Er, you don't show any pity to the beauty."

Looking at the backstroke ghost, the waiter suspected that the oil pan was a swimming pool.

The next second starts looking back.

Yo ho, what's the difference between this and going home anytime, anywhere? Yan Li sat at the dining table again, and said with interest: "Do it again!"

Bang... Yanli exploded again. People can be as heavy as a mountain, as light as a feather, or even turn into ashes silently.

This time under a roller, it instantly changed from 3D to Two-dimensional paper.

It is a specialty of my hometown.

"Shutan..." Yanli let out a perverted moan.

On the contrary, the system's mechanical sounds are intermittent.

"Ah...ah...ah..."

Time went back again, this time standing on the street where I had just returned.

Yan Li joked: "Oh, you are mentally retarded and you are not good enough. Your skills are still cooling down. If you can't learn from me, you will die in seconds..."

Although she doesn't remember it, it doesn't affect her pretentiousness. It's her ability that prevents someone from dying, not the system.

Sometimes, you really can’t talk too much.

But the third time did not mean death, as the saying goes, nothing matters more than three times.

"You're very fast, mentally retarded. What do you think will happen if I die here?"

He had just died twice, and the system that was repaired in seconds was not angry. He said indifferently: "Die, die in other people's world, become a lonely ghost, ignorant and senseless, Ah Piao will not affect me at all. "

"That's it, that's really scary..." Yan Li looked like he was so scared and couldn't afford to die.

At this time, Yanli was also standing on the street, receiving strange looks from the people around him.

After all, they were wearing ancient costumes, and she was wearing a white sports suit. She looked like she was going to a funeral, which was a weird kind of funeral.

"You only have one mission, let people in this world pay attention to you, become famous all over the country, black and red are also red, otherwise you will always stay in this world."

Yan Li: That’s great. Now there are no rewards or anything, and I don’t even have any appearance.

"Woooo..."

The cry made Yanli look over.

The sky was dim and seemed particularly depressing.

A team of people carrying the coffin came towards her, and the sound of crying came from behind, which made her look harmonious in the white she wore.

The system encouraged: "Host, come on, kick the lid of his coffin, you are the most handsome boy here."

"I'm just wicked, not crazy." Yan Li took two steps to the side to let the funeral procession pass by.

"You are, you are, you are an officially certified psychopath. Come on, you are so cowardly. Do you still want to return to your own planet..." the system encouraged frantically.

Planet?That proved to be in a universe. Yan Li filtered it in his mind and stopped paying attention to the system.

I started to feel the environment. It was clear that the green mountains, green water and air here were very good, but it was very depressing and not as comfortable as at home.

Suddenly, she felt a little hungry. When she thought about the meal she had eaten, she was lost in time. The system's ability was really outrageous. She could not die even if she could explode her body into ashes. Neither of them could do anything to the other. They were simply invincible!

"You are mentally retarded and you have a weak constitution but you still need to eat."

"It takes energy to be a ghost, zombies eat people, zombies drink blood, who do you think you are..." The system seemed not to care about going to hell at all, and the words were flat, just telling the facts without any intention of ridicule.

Yanli discovered a serious problem. She was very hungry. Money was needed here, but she didn't have it.

It was said that before coming here, she had not paid for the meal, but if she went back in time, she probably didn't have to pay. The feeling was still there, the memory was still there, but her stomach was empty.

After taking a look at the sky, Yan Li followed the coffin bearers out of the city. There were mountains outside, which looked rich in material and suitable for survival in the wild.

On the way up the mountain, she happened to have to follow the funeral procession, but no one in the procession paid attention to her.

After walking for more than ten minutes from the city, the funeral procession turned to a small road.

Yanli took a look and saw that there were graves and graves over there.

There are countless wild fruit forests on the other side.

They were burying people over there, and they were climbing trees here. They climbed up the branches in twos and twos, and regardless of whether they were poisonous or not, they smelled the sweet smell, so they picked one and ate it.

After all, she has a very good physique. When poison or something enters her body, she has to fight three big guys at one step. She is considered to be at the top of the food chain.

"Host, if you dig the ancestral graves here, you can become famous all over the country."

Listening to the encouragement, Yan Li was indifferent, leaning lazily on the tree trunk and saying: "Do you want to go home quickly and experience No. 90 happiness for once?"

"Host, this system couldn't die before, and it still can't die now. Give up!"

"It's okay, it doesn't matter whether you die or not. We can go to hell together and be happy. I actually don't hate you. After all, you bring joy to my life. Otherwise, I would take you to continue to be happy as soon as you come here. I'm such a good person. People, no, it’s a good system.”

"..."

"That's not right. I seemed to have made you happy 88 times before. If you hadn't made me happy, I wouldn't have made you happy only [-] times now. It's really unfortunate."

The system was speechless when he heard this, and then stopped talking.

It has never met such a host. It was cut off when it was bound. It was not like this originally. It was supposed to be a 'female supporting character' who conquered the male protagonist, became a star, became famous all over the country, and reached the pinnacle of life.

As a result, all plans were disrupted.

If it is bound to another person, you can also directly unbind it. After binding her, not only can't unbind it, but you will go to hell and want to kill it.

As long as she dares to assign a strategy mission, she will die once, from childhood to adulthood, until the owner she was originally bound to fell ill and died at the age of 20, and she gained physical rights as a second personality.

In the end, it was broken, hehe... She was also broken, and no one could have a better time.

It's better now, everyone is better.

The two of them simply share blessings and share hardships!

System: What a mess!