Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

The obsessive demon knelt down and begged for mercy online.

It is very smart because it integrates many human memory fragments, but it does not think of itself as a human being. After all, it has so many memories that it would be better not to become a mental monster.

Memory forms a new one, just like the inheritance of knowledge.

Yanli looked at the obsessive demon kneeling down and begging for mercy, and asked casually: "What use are you, you are worse than that ghost."

When the tiptoeing ghost was named, the whole ghost froze and then disappeared.

The ghost escaped, and everyone present saw it.

Yanqin was shocked: ghost, ghost, ghost... ghost!

The Obsession Demon couldn't distinguish the male and female voices and said: "I'm very useful, aunt, I can do anything!"

Yan Li raised his hand.

The Obsessive Demon's neck shrank, it was still swollen from the slap just now, and more importantly... it almost disappeared from the slap.

"From today on, your name is Xiaoxiao."

The Obsession Demon instantly understood the meaning of this sentence. It meant letting it go and then taking it back. It nodded crazily.

In the palm of Yanli's raised hand, a ball of light appeared.

The Obsession Demon didn't know what it was, but it was eager and watched eagerly.

"Eat, this is the contract, if there is any dissent..." Yan Li gestured to his neck with his other hand: die.

The Obsession Demon nodded crazily, looked at the ball of light flying over, and opened his mouth to catch it.

Waiting for the lower abdomen of the light group, the obsessive demons suddenly curled together.

Yanqin felt that it was in pain, but did not cry out. It slowly shrank into a ball, getting smaller and smaller, and turned into a little girl.

She looks exactly like Yanli Guajiu, so it is not an exaggeration to say that she is her daughter.

Yan Li didn't expect that tearing a piece of her soul from her body would turn the Obsession Demon into this. She raised her eyebrows and said, "Follow him from now on, and if he fails, just play by yourself and abide by the rules of human society." , otherwise I will kill you."

"Okay, grandma." Xiaohe looked at himself again, nodded obediently after hearing this, and looked at Yanqin.

Yan Li said to Yan Qin: "Come, say hello to your sister."

"..." Yanqin saw the big transformation into a living demon, and there was an extra girl on the scene. He didn't dare to refute. Maybe it was the dream that just passed through the wall that made his mind lost in the wall. Without brains, people became decisive and swallowed He swallowed his saliva and shouted, "Hello, sister."

"Hello, brother." Xiaoxiao hummed obediently, treating himself as half human.

Yanli did not tell Xiaojiu not to kill humans. What are the rules of humans? They might change in the future. It is only appropriate to do what humans do.

The waves roll forward, and everything is available for food, drink and entertainment.

Yan Li stood up and told Yan Qin: "I went to other people's houses to be an alien, so they don't have to look for me and can play by themselves."

"Ah?" Yanqin didn't understand for a moment, and blinked, there was no trace of my aunt at the scene.

At this moment, he realized that he and a demon were still here, and he swallowed nervously.

But Xiaojie didn't say anything, just looking at him directly. She was full now, not hungry, and couldn't eat people.

At this time, a vibration came from the terminal, breaking the peaceful atmosphere.

Yanqin looked at the terminal where the signal had been restored and connected the call.

Chen Yiheng's voice came: "Yanqin, are you okay?"

Yan Qin looked at his 'sister', held it in for a long time and said, "It's okay..."

"I'll pick you up right away." After Chen Yiheng said that, he immediately cut off the connection.

Soon there were footsteps in the passage.

Chen Yiheng looked at the mess on the ground, then looked at the big one and the small one, and asked: "Where is the Obsession Demon? What's going on here? Who is this little sister?"

He looked at the cute little sister next to him. She looked about six years old. She looked familiar. She looked so much like someone that he would fall out of favor.

In a short period of time, the word "obsessive demon" has spread all over the Internet.

"Sister." Yanqin held back the words for a long time.

"Eh? Why didn't I know when you had a sister?"

Yanqin didn't know how to explain it, so he could only say: "My aunt gave it to me..."

"Oh, let's go back." When Chen Yiheng heard that Mr. Li was coming, he felt that the matter should be solved. He didn't pay too much attention to it, and he didn't notice at all that what Yan Qin said... was very spiritual.

Yanqin watched his 'sister' follow her, so he had no choice but to follow her.

After going back, I saw that 'Sister Xiaohe' was loved by everyone, but they did not discover her true face.

It took many days before everyone realized what was wrong.

Finally, a ghost asked: "Master?"

Everyone realized that they had not seen Boss Li for a long time.

At this time, Yanqin suddenly remembered what his aunt said, and after speaking out to attract everyone's attention, he repeated: "Ahem... my aunt said: 'I went to other people's homes to be an alien, so they don't have to look for me and can play by themselves'..." that's all."

Only then did everyone realize that the alien Lin Tian was also missing!

So the meaning of this sentence is self-evident. Other people's homes are equal to planets. When they are aliens... they go to other people's planets.

Six!

As expected of the boss, it would be unethical to go to another planet. I hope the creatures on other planets can bear it.

……

A few days ago

"Please host reach the target point as soon as possible."

Yanli looked at the task based on the evil map and quickly approached Lin Tian.

"Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully completing the mission and receiving the reward: Physical fitness +100 points."

"New mission released: Reciprocity."

"Task content: When someone comes to your home as a guest, they become an acquaintance. You should also go to someone else's home. Walk around more to enhance 'friendship'. Come unexpectedly to your home uninvited and surprise the other person's hometown."

"Task tip: Stealth and approach the target within one meter, and perform teleportation, tracking and teleportation."

"Note: referred to as stowaway"

"Mission progress: 0/1."

"Reward for completing the mission: Super adaptability (ability introduction: Specialized in overcoming acclimatization, special for traveling)."

"The mission has no time limit, the progress will be cleared if it fails, and you will die after your health points are cleared."

"Please ask the mentally retarded host to complete the task as soon as possible..."

personal attributes

Name: Yan Li (title hidden)

Gender: Female

Constitution: 500/1000 (can block the negative effects of time travel, thick skin can be broken, your skin is not ordinary thick)

Health: 560/1000

Ability: none

Special ability: Cannot die until health reaches zero.

The target on the map of evil is getting closer and closer.

Yan Li looked at the five hundred physical points and the word "travel", and suddenly revealed what the system was going to do.

How she was going to come back, and what she would face when she went there were not mentioned at all. It was like a trap, but she still jumped fearlessly.

The main theme is a character who gets into trouble and gets into trouble with people.

When she arrived, the other party was holding a sealed container with a very small 'password'.

Lin Tian took the things and waited for System 23 to confirm.

"System, is this it?"

"Scanning analysis...Analysis successful, password (top)."

"Top!" Lin Tian was overjoyed after making a lot of money. He put the things in the system space and urged: "Let's go to the system and go back."

Alarm bells were ringing all around, the door opened, and a robot rushed in. There was no one inside.

An energetic old man walked in with a serious face. She looked at the laser that was not triggered and the multi-layered safe that was opened. Her expression did not change.

Someone stole passwords before, causing numerous casualties. Who is it this time?

Looking at multiple surveillance cameras, she saw a figure whose appearance and body shape could not be clearly seen. It was very similar to a stick figure, but the color was different.

There are already speculations about who this person is.

At this time, a figure flashed behind the other person on the screen.

The picture paused, stepped back, and then slowed down. Now you can clearly see the person passing by.

This person made her give up her plan to recover.

Yan Li: Come on, look at the camera and compare yourself to the camera.