Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

We are of one mind.

Yanli finished digging the last step and thought of this sentence, because she saw that the huge soul has independent thinking.

She doesn't know how to achieve this skill, because she can change her size anywhere.

Seeing that it was almost done, the sharp-clawed stickman had a flaw, was split in half and returned to her body, and ran away with an earth escape.

Everyone cheered for Lin Tian, ​​who beat the evil stickman, causing the stickman to escape in defeat.

In fact, they know that the giant stick figure is blocking the habitual criminals who are leisurely committing crimes. At first glance, they are playing, even if they look injured and defeated.

they do not know.

Yanli is indeed 'injured'. The stickman is made of psychic energy, it can restrain the soul, and the special soul can also restrain spiritual energy.

Psychic power is withdrawn upon death and needs to be repaired when used again, probably due to the skill cooldown.

However, she only cooled down for two seconds...

The other party didn't seem to want to leave yet, and she didn't care, looking at the system that was crazily giving physiques.

"Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully completing the mission and receiving the reward: Physical Fitness +100."

"New mission released: Attack the enemy unprepared."

"Mission content: Sneak attack, once the ghost tunnel is opened, you can't see it, move around...do it with your hands...Tang Monk is in trouble 81, Lin Tian is in trouble is at the hands of a wicked person"

"Task tip: sneak attack on alien Lin Tian, ​​cannot be discovered, cause physical and mental harm to the opponent, no matter how big or small."

"Note: None."

"Mission progress: 0/81 times."

"Reward for completing the mission: Physique +100."

"The mission has no time limit, the progress will be cleared if it fails, and you will die after your health points are cleared."

"Please ask the mentally retarded host to complete the task as soon as possible..."

personal attributes

Name: Yan Li (title hidden)

Gender: Female

Constitution: 400/1000

Health: 560/1000

Ability: none

Special ability: Cannot die until health reaches zero.

This mission is entirely supported by the system... No, it's to cause trouble.

She is convinced that the stealth skill can do big things.

……

at this time.

Lin Tian, ​​who had won the victory, was sitting in a luxurious villa, surrounded by beauties and flattering young men.

"Brother Tian, ​​teach me~" The beauty held her arms coquettishly and acted coquettishly.

This voice made Lin Tian a little unbearable. After all, this was his most beloved woman.

He reached out and touched his delicate and beautiful face and said, "There's really nothing I can do about you. It's up to you how much you learn."

The beauty's eyes lit up.

Lin Tian continued: "However, when we learn, it can only be the two of us."

The beauty was shy, with affectionate eyebrows, looking at him angrily, and then the two of them left under the eyes of everyone.

Everyone: The beauty is so powerful and her acting skills are superb!

Beauty Sister: The goal is so-so, and it’s not bad to have fun.

The next day, the two came out again, and more people came.

Lin Tian hugged the beauty and walked downstairs. Suddenly his feet went weak and he suddenly fell down in full view of the public. He rolled twice on the stairs.

He reacted quickly, stabilized his body, and looked around for a moment. There was nothing there. He suspected that his legs were really weak.

He suddenly reacted and looked around. Everyone looked elsewhere, a bit trying to cover up that they didn't see it.

The beautiful lady seemed to have just come to her senses and called out sweetly: "Brother Tian, ​​are you okay? It's all my fault for pestering you last night."

Lin Tian thought this sounded good, but somehow it felt wrong.

This seems to be saying.His legs were still weak all night, and he said it was as if he was not good, but he couldn't explain it, and he even wondered if he should take supplements.

……

Mission Progress: 1/81

Yanli followed the alien with an unknown smile.

It began to become a stumbling block on Tang Seng's path: I am your misfortune.

……

Lin Tian was playing with the beauty, and suddenly a bird flew over in the sky, and a fluttering ball hit his head.

Lin Tian stiffened...

2/81

……

After washing his head countless times, Lin Tian raised his foot and stepped on the smooth ground in front of everyone. The ground seemed to be oily. He did not slip, but just pulled his crotch.

Very damaging to the image.

3/81

……

He calmly walked out and took the beauty to play in a beautiful park. When he stepped on the grass, he felt that the ground felt wrong. When he raised his feet, he saw that there was feces hidden in the grass.

He just felt that he was unlucky and became cautious.

But others don't think so. Living in this environment, it is impossible for there to be dog poop in the park.

In one day, countless unfortunate things happened, and everyone made eye contact without trace, and then started chatting.

"What has Boss Li been doing these two days?"

"I didn't see anyone."

"I didn't see it either."

Those who said they didn't see her were all fanatical fans of Yanli, almost like observers, always wanting to see what she was doing every second.

None of them saw what it could mean.

Everyone: Okay, I understand.

After that, everyone was in perfect harmony, watching the situation with their eyes, nose, and heart, and cooperated without caring, acting as if the bad luck was normal.

After all, I don’t know how Boss Li is going to deal with Experimental Subject No. 4.

The next few days will always be unlucky, because the risk factor is not high, and people are always unprepared. Even if they are prepared, they still don't escape. Who knows that something can happen just by eating!

A new explosive rice ball shop is doing a booming business. Others' rice balls exploded like a flower in the bowl. Lin Tian's rice balls exploded all over his body, making him look like a flower.

The boss was smiling on the surface, but in his heart I was in trouble. He hurried forward and handed out a card with a smile on his face: "Congratulations to Boss Lin, we have launched a new surprise rice ball, and you will get a lifetime free coupon. Please scan this."

Lin Tian looked at the posters around him and confirmed that there was such an event. He took the card and saw that it was a color QR code.

Maybe he was stunned, maybe there were too many people here, the air was not circulating, and his brain was deprived of oxygen. He lifted the terminal and scanned it, and a message appeared in his profile, a message about a life-long card.

But he didn't know that the surprise rice balls couldn't explode that much. This was completely double the explosive power and double the happiness.

When he came to his senses, he felt that scanning the code in front of everyone made him look like he couldn't afford the explosive rice balls. He was embarrassed and aggrieved.

Then Lin Yun left.

Yan Li let him go, but only for today. She was afraid that if he went too far and he ran away, she would either go to an alien planet to find him, or else the mission would be stuck for the rest of her life.

Then she walked around the corner, came out already out of invisibility, sat down at the exploding rice ball spot, and ordered one.

'Little Brother Lin Tian', who had not left yet, saw her suddenly appearing here, with a look of certainty that she was right.

Seeing her eating a portion, her expression was happy, some people were eager to try, and finally one person was pushed out.

The man mustered up his courage and said, "Boss Li, can I ask you a question?"

Everyone: Ask about skills!Skill!

Yanli just finished eating the strange exploding rice balls. He raised his head, looked at the progress of the task, and said in a good mood: "Ask."

"Boss Li, are you an alien?"

Everyone: Skills, skills, skills?ah?ah?hold head high! ! !

Do you know what you are asking? !

After Yanli thought for a moment, he said seriously: "No."

Everyone: Wait!Why do you have to think before answering!

Yanli: Please put an x ​​as a time traveler. I am an Aboriginal. Thank you.