Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

A centenarian pretends to be young.

This time I didn’t become a stickman, nor did I become a stickman with hair tied up.

There is no need for Yanli Nong to list the soul warriors, because it already exists, but it is still in its infancy.

Because there are so many people, the rankings are divided into regions.

Black and White 4444 released the latest news: The national soul warrior ranking list will award awards to 1 people, and those ranked above [-] can register.

Address: [-]th Floor, Licheng, where the award was received.

Everyone: Mr. Li is giving out a big reward!

Soon, [-] people successfully registered and rushed to the [-]th floor of Licheng.

They didn't feel anything was wrong at this time.

As soon as I arrived, I lined up and looked at Mr. Li sitting at the gate. He had two pigtails on his head. He looked 20 years old and looked very cute.

It just feels a little wrong to queue up here, a bit like queuing up to be reincarnated.

Everyone looked around, but there was nothing except tables and benches for Boss Li.

So what's the prize?

Yan Li looked at the looking faces and waved to the girl in front, gesturing for her to come over.

The girl hurried forward and realized that the chair was really high. Sitting on it, she could look down at 1.8 meters.

Then she watched the person sitting raise his hand and felt a movement above his head. When the person stopped, she reached out and touched it.

Two pigtails as a reward?

Yanli turned her around so that she faced everyone below, her expression became serious, which proved that she was going to start telling lies again.

But not this time.

She took out a loudspeaker from the table and said: "These two black and white rings can save lives. They are similar to spiritual weapons and soul weapons. When you are strong enough to control it, or when your life is in danger, it is It’s a weapon, and you need to support it so that you can use it next time.”

Everyone watched eagerly, as if they believed it was true.

Yanli patted the girl, motioned for her to get down, and then waved to the next person.

The second one is a boy, the same two little ones.

Then came the third, then the fourth... No one felt anything was wrong, and they were all immersed in the joy of obtaining the spiritual weapon.

Many people regret not signing up.

Slowly, more and more people are wearing twin ponytails, with both long and short hair. Men and women who especially like to wear ancient costumes suddenly lose their temperament.

It wasn't until more and more people began to think about it that they realized something was wrong.

Passerby A: "Wait a minute, why does it have to be tied to the head?"

Passerby B: "I remember someone saw Boss Shu two days ago. She had a black and white ghost-killing stick in her hand. I heard that the weapon was so brutal that you couldn't even touch it..."

Passerby C: "So Boss Shu is holding this in his hand. You can touch it. What are you doing with your hair?"

Passerby: "I suspect this is an experiment. In fact, there is no need to tie your head at all. Remember to smile and practice..."

Everyone looked at the scene with two pigtails: We also suspected...

Everyone looked at him suspiciously.

Yanli tied it quickly, stretched out two fingers and wrapped them directly around the other person's head, causing the two little pigtails to stand up.

A few seconds to progress, a few seconds to another progress.

From day to night.

Soon it was the last one's turn, which made Yanli put down his hand.

How to tie a bald head into twin tails?

In the dark night, countless people suddenly fell into silence, looking at the two people under the door, it was extremely strange in this environment.

This person cosplays a monk, and he is also a monster monk wearing earrings.

When the dawn light came over, Yan Li raised his hand, and a black and white earring appeared in his hand, with a Tai Chi Bagua hanging on it.

The demon monk took it and found that it was still deaf, so he picked it up and put it on.

Yanli waved his hand, stood up and left behind the winners who were all "I split", and returned to the [-]th floor to sleep.

Although she is fine now without having to sleep for three days and three nights, she still maintains her human appearance.

The next day, 9999 double ponytails went viral.

People on the Internet laughed and cried because they knew that 1 people were the subjects of the experiment.

Crying because they don’t want twin ponytails, but they want black and white rubber bands!

When Yanli woke up, it was already the next day.

Then netizens discovered that Black and White 4444 released the latest news: the battle for the small rubber bands of the double ponytails is now on.

Contents of the battle: cut off his ponytails and seize his little rubber band!

Just like a stick figure, it is not illegal to grab a small rubber band, and it is not illegal to cut off two hairs.

What are you doing? Come on!Go at them... you are the worst!

Then there is the registration window, there is no limit on the number of people, and there is a registration window of [-] people.

This means that everyone who receives the prize agrees to participate in an unknown challenge, commonly known as: being cheated.

But this is allowed. Anyone who allows himself to sign up casually is similar to being abducted to Burma because of greed. No... it should be said the same. After all, two small rubber bands are equal to two waists.

Even the demon monk's earrings are being targeted, and more people are targeting them. This is the only difference... the spiritual weapon (special)!

All I can say is that society is too complicated, so don’t sign up casually.

Crowd: ...

Award winner:……

Wait for a response.

Everyone: Do it!

Winner: It’s going to happen, it’s going to be fucked!

Everyone: Boss Li is uneasy and kind-hearted!

The battle to defend the twin ponytail rubber bands has officially begun.

The top 100 people in [-] billion miles can not be described as the proud ones of heaven.

They have strength and power, but they can't stand it. Even their own people can't help but look at their 'little rubber bands'.

This is what Boss Li said: spiritual weapon (soul weapon)!

But Lin Tian was upgrading and didn't pay attention at all.

Shu Yue seemed to know this, and performed on the spot with a ghost-beating stick, willing to fan the flames.

It's always been done with bare hands, but the weapon that suddenly appears is like a fashion item, and it's really limited edition... This time it's even crazier.

The participants who received the awards were all young people, and there were also many old people among the [-] people. They just watched the show quietly and did not participate from the beginning to the end. They were just the younger generations of the family who followed suit.

The recipients of the award rushed to their great-grandfather/grandmother, whether human or ghost, hugging their laps and crying: "Master/grandmother, help me..."

The old people lowered their heads and saw the twin ponytails. The two little pigtails were swaying. When they looked at the tearful faces, they almost couldn't hold back their laughter.

They sighed firmly: As expected of a boss, he alone makes the world crazy and full of vitality.

This time, all ages, human and ghost alike, are participating.

And then, Brother Xuan also participated.

Yan Li stood in front of it in person, smiling as he watched it click to sign up. After success, he tied two little tethers to it.

Brother Xing can read and understand words, and can even speak the sounds of simple words. At the same time, he also knows what they mean.

It is the strongest among the gorillas, but it also has a gorilla family, and its family is in the forest... Returning to the forest means that it will also protect the little rubber band with twin tails.

Yanli watched it leave and confirmed that the mission progress had been completed.

She felt that she needed to be nourished again, and her soul consumption was very high, but the feedback continued one after another, and soon she would not only recover, but... she would even become stronger.