Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

One helmet is worn on the head and the other is placed in the trunk.

The day passed quickly. Looking at the red sign, Yanli decided to try new flavors.

The spicy flavor of the churning red oil chili pepper comes through.

"hiss……"

After taking a sip, Yanli took a sip of water and found it spicy, and then took another sip...

The waiter passed by and saw her drinking water and said: "Guest, take a sip of juice and put it in your mouth. It will be fine after a while."

Yanli took a sip of the juice, waited for a while, and found that it was no longer spicy, so he nodded and thanked her.

The waiter smiled and left.

It is common sense to wait for the waiter to leave and open the progress bar.

Next, take a sip of Yanli and drink a sip of juice. After getting used to the spiciness, take a sip for a long time.

Not only was she extremely adaptable, but for the first time, her stomach was full of water after eating.

As she walked, she felt a growling sound in her stomach.

Then she went out to ride her little electric donkey and found...

Where's the car?

The car disappeared. Yanli didn't expect this, so he touched the keys in his bag.

no……

She forgot to take out the key.

The thief took her car and her hand lotion.

Yanli wiped the water droplets on his hands and said to himself: "If I bring it with me, I should be able to wipe my hands..."

She only cares about her hands, not the car.

Little eDonkey: Love is short~

Seeing passers-by carrying bags, she decided to buy a bag while the store was still open.

As I was walking by the police box, a sentence suddenly flashed in my memory: If you have anything to do, call the police.

Then he turned around and walked over.

"The new eDonkey you said was stolen?"

"Yes, the street in front, next to the hot pot restaurant..." Yanli behaved obediently, standing there and nodding, like a child complaining to his parents.

The policeman saw the girl's outstanding appearance and felt that she looked familiar... He took out his mobile phone and confirmed that it was the girl who jumped into the water to save people. He comforted: "I will find it for you before tomorrow and send it back to you."

Yanli gave him a smile, nodded his thanks, registered his contact information, and left.

As soon as she left, the police made a call.

"Captain...that kid stole a car again, and also stole the girl who jumped into the river to save someone last time. It must be him. He is the only one with dirty hands and feet in this area...Okay, I will go find him tomorrow..."

Because of his outstanding appearance, he was recognized immediately.

At this time, Yanli didn't go far, he vaguely heard the conversation, and finally entered the mall again.

Then he met Xiao Xiaoyi again. The other person didn't seem to expect her to come back again, so he stepped forward in a daze.

"Do you...want to buy anything else?"

"Buy a bag and hand cream."

Xiao Xiaoyi blurted out: "Didn't you just buy it this afternoon?"

"Stolen."

"???"

"It will be sent back tomorrow."

Xiao Xiaoyi only thinks that rich people are really good. If they drop something, they will find it back the next day. If they drop something, they will probably not be able to find it back. If they find it, it will be in the Year of the Monkey.

"What bag do you want?"

"Put away your phone and hand cream."

Xiao Xiaoyi nodded and led the way.

Entering the counter she had always wanted to enter, she searched around, saw a bag, and continued searching for other bags.

This time she didn't pay attention to the teller's movements. She thought of the little electric donkey her boss rode and recommended a satchel that was not much bigger than a palm.

Knowing that the other party is relatively low-key and soft, the logo on it is hidden.

Yan Li reached out to take it, but was stopped by a voice.

"Excuse me, guest, if you don't want to buy it, don't touch it."

Xiao Xiaoyi couldn't bear it when he heard it. This time he really bought it. He turned around and said back, "Let's buy a bag. It doesn't matter how we buy it!"

"Just buy it if you can afford it." The shopping guide whispered in a weird voice. She has seen this kind of thing too many times. Other stores are fine with ten thousand or twenty thousand, but their store is one of the best in Licheng. Clothes cost several hundred yuan, and she still wants to buy hundreds of thousands more. Bao, dreaming.

When Xiao Xiaoyi heard this, she was about to roll up her sleeves and argue with him for three hundred rounds, but was stopped.

Yan Li said to another clerk: "Please come over here."

There were three people in the store, two of whom seemed to be old employees. Yanli looked much younger. Her eyes were clear and she just kept quiet.

When her name was called, she pointed at herself in disbelief.

After confirming that the other party was calling her, she looked at her senior.

The shopping guide who just spoke turned around and left, rolling his eyes from behind.

When the shopping guide changed, she saw Yan Li reaching out, but she didn't have much confidence, so she weakly stopped her: "Don't open it casually, it will cause damage and affect sales."

Xiao Xiaoyi had calmed down at this time. The same words to stop her, this girl's words had a cause and effect, which made people feel more comfortable.

She softened her tone and said, "It's okay, we will buy it."

The old clerk rolled her eyes again, she wondered how they bought it, a five-yuan purchasing coupon!

"Eh!"

The next second, the old clerk wanted to speak out, but it was too late to stop him, and then he looked like it had nothing to do with him.

Yanli had already opened the bag and took it out. He opened the bag, took out his mobile phone, and put it inside. There was a soft compartment inside, which could hold cards. The mobile phone occupied one side, and there was another side where he could put things without getting scratched.

Xiao Xiaoyi glanced at the helpless clerk, fearing that it wasn't suitable and the boss wouldn't want it, so she asked nervously: "Do you think it's suitable?"

She wanted to say you, but she felt it wasn't appropriate. She still doesn't know the other person's name or how to address him.

Originally, she was still thinking about how to answer, but then she met the other party again.

"That's it." Yanli thought it was appropriate, took out the bank card in her bag and handed it over. This time she brought both her ID card and bank card.

"Want this?" The clerk looked at the card in front of her. She was a novice and this was her first business, so she couldn't react.

"Correct."

"Okay." The clerk took the bank card with clean hands and came to the checkout counter. The old clerk approached half-heartedly and wanted to take over. However, Yan Li's cold eyes stared at him and he could only snort in his heart without stepping forward.

The clerk was a little nervous. She wanted to swipe her card and place an order, but she was at a loss.

"Miss, don't be in a hurry, swipe your card first..." Xiao Xiaoyi saw this scene for the first time and suddenly felt much more comfortable.

Putting herself in the shoes of the other party, she suddenly understood that the other party was also a human being, a member of the lower class like her, and would also be nervous because of a bag worth hundreds of thousands.

Because I can't afford to pay...

At this moment, she found the old shop assistants much more pleasing to her eyes. If she were one of them, she would always encounter people who just touch things but don't buy them. Her bad temper might be worse than theirs.

"Please enter the password."

Yan Li was a little stunned when he looked at the card on the POS machine and took the wrong card.

This is also the first time she has used this card. She had bound it to her mobile phone a long time ago. She still remembered it at that time, but now... she has forgotten it.

If the amount exceeds the scanned code amount, the code cannot be scanned.

Xiao Xiaoyi realized something was wrong and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Password forgotten."

Before Xiao Xiaoyi could say anything, the old clerk interrupted: "Guest, if you touch it like this, it's already second-hand."

It means you have to buy it even if you don’t want to buy it.

Xiao Xiaoyi ignored her, feeling a little better, and said to Yanli: "Go to the bank to change your password, no... the bank is already closed!"

She felt that the other party could afford it, and she didn't want to make a deal.