Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

Black and white 4444 released the latest news: "If you want to break through the low-level soul warriors, go to the deep sea to find your grandma..."

Netizens saw this news and got discounts.

Confused face No. 1: "Am I too lazy to rest in peace? Or is hell in the deep sea?"

Confused No. 2: "Where is it? What are the coordinates? How to find it? Go into the water and knock on the water. If someone emerges from the water, ask him if he is there?"

Confused face 4: "Are you sure the one showing up is not a water ghost? No... it's a sea ghost?"

Confused face No. 4: "Some time ago, Boss Li went out to the deep sea and left a boat. Is this to clean up the boat for the mistresses and gentlemen? Do you want to be the first lady of the sea?"

Confused No. 5: "According to what you said, the ship sank and the grandma took it over?"

Everyone was silent: "..."

It was obvious that the boat was capsized by a super wave, but in case it was taken away by my grandpa, I might as well go and have a look.

Countless people left the robots to work and began to go to the deep sea.

……

"Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully completing the main mission and receiving the reward: invisibility."

"New mission released: Thousands of Miles Away."

"Task content: You are a good swimmer. Please cross the Pacific Ocean, come to the target location, and give a big dick to anyone's face. Then swim all the way back and give a big dick to anyone's face. .”

"Task tip: Swim and swim by yourself without tools, don't get lost, otherwise you will end up swimming in the Year of the Monkey and the Moon of the Horse."

"Note: Are you happy? I am very happy...ha...ha...ha..."

"Mission progress: 0/1."

"Reward for completing the mission: Constitution points +100."

"The mission has no time limit, the progress will be cleared if it fails, and you will die after your health points are cleared."

"Please ask the mentally retarded host to complete the task as soon as possible..."

personal attributes

Name: Yan Li (title hidden)

Gender: Female

Constitution: 100/200

Health: 561/1000

Abilities: Marionette, Iron Bones, Breath Holding, Invisibility

Special ability: Cannot die until health reaches zero.

"Ding, congratulations on completing the side mission and obtaining the physical fusion reward. The fusion is in progress..."

"Physique fusion is successful, 200/200, unlocking the upper limit of physique 200/1000."

Yanli took a look, and his ability became non-existent again. The invisibility he had just obtained was fused again, and he could directly do whatever he wanted.

She tried the skill and disappeared from the mirror in an instant. She was no longer a looming stick figure with super blurry special effects. Even Xiao Le next to her couldn't see her and looked for her figure in confusion.

I tried the video again and confirmed that it was indeed invisible, and even Xiaole's life detection couldn't detect it.

And it has no time limit. It will become invalid as long as the soul is withdrawn. It is a very powerful golden finger.

As it is now, even if you stand in front of someone and draw a bastard on the other person's face, you will still be unaware of it.

It is simply a must-have skill for evildoers.

Then Yanli discovered that she could only use the evil map again. This time there were only two coordinates and no route, so she could only move forward bravely.

She turned to Xiao Le and ordered: "If anyone comes to see me, tell them that I am going to swim in the Pacific Ocean, and invite them to join us in spiritual exploration and experiments, and travel across the Pacific Ocean?"

Xiao Le responded with a resentful and hollow voice: "Okay, boss."

Yanli got into the car and left the [-]th floor in an open and bright manner.

Everyone watched her standing on the beach. They all came forward to ask and wondered what she was going to do.

Just hearing a "pop", the person jumped into the sea without any hesitation and swam farther and farther until he was out of sight.

Crowd: ? ? ?

"Huh? Where are you just swimming like this without wearing anything?"

"I saw Little Shark following him?"

"It's normal. Boss Li picked up the little shark."

Everyone on the coastline was talking a lot. After waiting for a long time, it was almost dark, but no one or one shark was seen.

Until someone on the Internet went to the [-]th floor as a guest and wanted to play a rules game. This time, they were stopped.

"Why don't you let people play?"

Xiaole replied: "There is no plot NPC."

No one was able to say anything in response to this. Thinking of the news on the Internet that Mr. Li jumped into the sea and never came back, they couldn't help but ask: "Where did Mr. Li go?"

Xiao Le repeated what Yan Li said: "Boss is going to swim in the Pacific Ocean. I invite you, 'Would you like to join us in spiritual exploration and experimentation and travel across the Pacific Ocean?'"

"Huh? You? Not going to have fun?"

Xiaole answered affirmatively: "You can swim."

"..."

This conversation was directly posted on the Internet. Netizens were a little confused and couldn't help but ask their elders for their opinions on "Lao Li's trip to the Pacific Ocean."

The elders were not surprised and taught the younger generation to make a fuss.

Juniors vent their emotions online.

Netizen 1: "My great-grandfather said that I am rare and strange. The question is, who jumped into the sea and swam directly in a swimming suit? And also swam across the Pacific Ocean!"

Netizen 2: "My wife said that Mr. Li can do anything. He just swims? Just swim? The Pacific Ocean? Who can understand? My dictionary is full of speechlessness."

Netizen 3: "My grandpa said he was too young, had no experience, and would not comment. They are already 100 years old, so what am I, at 18, a baby?"

Netizen 4: "So what should we do? Is this crazy?"

Netizen 5: "Don't panic, I went to the deep sea to ask my grandma, but I found someone else's grandpa, whose nickname is Li Ergou, with the last digit of his ID... your grandpa said he would wait for you at this coordinate."

Netizen 6: "Hahahaha... I'm laughing so hard. You suddenly inserted a missing person notice. Why don't you chat privately? Do you want to tell everyone that there is a person whose nickname is Li Ergou?"

Netizen 7: "Li Ergou is wanted on the entire Internet, so I asked Li Ergou if he can laugh?"

Netizen 8: “I’ve seen a lot of missing person notices, but this is the first time I’ve seen people helping ghosts to search for people.”

Then Li Ergou received countless private messages. He thought something was wrong and died on the spot after clicking on them.

Li Ergou: Thank you!

……

At this time, the little shark was motionless in the sea, and Yanli rested on the shark.

The sun and stars asked her to judge the direction, and the system asked her to swim, indicating that she could not find fish as a mount, so she could only swim little by little.

"Are you happy? I am very happy... If you feel happy, clap your hands... bang bang bang... If you feel happy, clap your hands, bang bang bang..."

This task made the system very happy. They all started to sing happy songs and clapped while singing. They became more and more arrogant. Although it was a mechanical voice, one of them repeated it.

At this time, a figure suddenly appeared on the Pacific coastline.

The mouth moved, but no sound came out.

If Yanli was here, she would read this sentence:

"System, where is this place?"

"..."

"What the hell? Say it again, the coordinates are off?"

"..."

"This is the first time I've seen such a broken system like yours. I don't care, you have to send me to my destination!"

"..."

"This is your fault, why should I bear it!"

"..."

"Wait, something is approaching in the sea?"

As he said that, he took out a telescope from somewhere...