Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

"Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully completing the side mission."

"Side mission released: Adding fuel to the fire."

"Task content: Find likes online, help each challenge, and personally supervise the other person's completion, and say: I just like it, help every dream of life and death."

"Task tip: Even if the other party says to give a thumbs up and imitate being a maggot, if you give a thumbs up, you have to watch the other party finish acting like a maggot."

"Note: Ha."

"Mission progress: 0/10 dreams."

"Reward for completing the mission: steel and iron bones (ability introduction: none, please explore on your own)."

personal attributes

Name: Yan Li (title hidden)

Gender: Female

Constitution: 100/200 (in soul mode, constitution is not fixed)

Health: 561/1000

Ability: Marionette

Special ability: Cannot die until health reaches zero.

Yanli didn't wait for the matter to subside. He opened the terminal and started to create a terminal circle. The circle was divided into many areas and the city was the coordinate.

She began to search slowly. Most of the posts were ordinary content and she filtered the time period.

With a scornful wave of his fingertip, the information bar began to scroll, and suddenly his fingertip clicked and froze in one place.

"If there are [-] million likes, I will sing the boss's first song a hundred times... no, a thousand times!"

Yan Li feels that this netizen named Li Sao has a pretty good dream, and of course he must be satisfied with it.

This post didn’t have many likes, and no one seemed to be optimistic about it. If it wasn’t the most popular post that day, it would go down in popularity.

Yanli was very satisfied. It wasn't this dream, but the countless people who risked their lives to challenge him on this day.

With a fingertip, a thumbs up was given, and the plain border of the other party was suddenly given a light change, and then sporadic stars appeared, sparsely and evenly surrounding the circle.

Yanli didn't know when the privilege was given to him, and he didn't care.

Not long after, another like came up. The second one had very few stars. It seemed that she had the most stars and was the little brother.

Then came the third one, with twice as many extra light spots, slightly less than hers, proving that the other party's identity was extraordinary. When he saw it was Yaya, he felt it was normal.

After doing this, the number of likes increased instantly. When the number of likes exceeded [-] million, Yanli got in the car.

Li Sao, whose real name is Li Zhao, is an ordinary employee of Shiba Enterprise. He found that when he became famous, he had just finished his work and was getting ready to get off work before the end of the day.

This is the corporate culture of Shiba Company. As long as you finish today's work, it is normal to leave work early.

At this time, he looked at the challenge he posted a long time ago and fell into memories. Everyone was playing the challenge that day. At that time, he posted one at random. Unexpectedly, today, a long time later, it suddenly became popular.

Which song was named among the songs composed by Boss Li? The first song among them was the most difficult. The lyrics were hot on my tongue. At that time, I just thought of it as a casual comment.

Li Zhao's face turned pale. He regretted it because Boss Li was standing in front of him.

Yan Li smiled particularly amiably and said, "Sing, I will listen to you sing a thousand times."

Onlookers: A song can be sung for 4 minutes, starting and ending, for eight hours a day. Without incident, it can be sung for several days.

Another way to think about it is that he can stay with his boss for several days, or for a month, and make money, and from now on he can reach the peak of his life.

Or maybe life is crazy.

Will Li Zhonghui sing?Of course he will, otherwise he wouldn't dare challenge it, but if he doesn't want to sing, that's [-] million likes!

He tried to muddle through and said, "Boss...Boss, do you have to sing?"

Yan Li said in a steady tone: "What do you think?"

Li Zhao tried to struggle: "I...I have to go to work."

Yanli raised his head and said, "Then singing now is your job."

Li Zhao: "..."

The onlookers: Hahahaha... Boss Li also confirmed the name of the company and found out that it was him who spoke. He is really a rigorous boss.

Although there were few companies in Licheng that were not part of the Eighteenth Enterprise, the boss still confirmed before answering.

What should Li Zhaoneng do? He said weakly: "Boss, the first song is a chorus..."

Yan Li said very clearly: "As long as you sing it a thousand times, you can either sing it all by yourself or find someone to sing the chorus, it's up to you."

"Boss, can I include you in the live broadcast?" Li Zhao took a deep breath and began to fight for himself.

Yanli made a gesture of submission and said: "It's up to you, I just like... to help every dream of life and death."

Li Zhao was speechless: "..."

Everyone: Hahahaha...don't you know how to live or die?

A group of people came to the park.

Soon a girl sat down next to Li Zhao excitedly. She said no nonsense and was voiced by a robot. The two of them could only start singing.

A magical song sounded, and people gathered around, applauding after singing.

Yanli leaned aside lazily and clapped softly after each session, signaling the two of them to continue.

The two continued to sing. It was too late today and they only sang thirty times.

Yan Li saw that the time was almost up, stood up and said, "We will continue tomorrow, um... let's go to the observation deck to sing."

"Okay, boss." The two of them nodded in agreement, watching their figures go away, and then looking at the number of people in the live broadcast room, they exchanged excited words silently.

The next day there were more people around the observation deck.

After singing, Yanli said: "Change to a different place tomorrow..."

On the third day, another place was changed.

It became more and more challenging as we got to the back. On the last day, Yanli looked at the sky.

Everyone: Is this going to be sung by heaven?

Finally, Yanli said: "I'll invite you to the children's amusement park."

The two then sit on a roller coaster.

Yanli sat in the back and said, "Sing."

When the roller coaster started, both of them opened their mouths and both of them were filled with air. It was okay to climb over mountains and ridges, but they were full from the southeast, northwest and northwest winds.

Because of difficulty in singing, the last day was postponed for another day.

After singing at the end, the two of them felt like they never wanted to talk again in their lives, and even felt that their masseter muscles had become wider. They finally understood why the Big Buddha had such a big face.

Chanting too much.

1/10

The first step was completed, and Yan Li raised his hand again.

Help every dream of life and death...

The internet name is Xingkong, a collective desire, participation in the challenge, [-] million likes, a collective frog leap and croak, and a lap around the Licheng Ring Road.

Satisfy.

A group of men and women were walking on the sidewalk, wearing weird frog costumes. A figure walked in front of them, and when they shook the bell in their hands, the frog jumped and shouted: "Quack~"

Very rhythmic.

Passerby A: "Hahahaha...a croaking zombie frog."

Passerby B: "Help every life-or-death dream. I heard that the boss was a Taoist priest a hundred years ago."

Passerby C: "If it weren't for the frog hoods, this group of young people would definitely be popular in the galaxy. They can be too young and still care about face. If others want to do it, they may show their faces and dance, and they may even twist their butts while dancing."

The passerby silently took out the frog suit and said: "I just want to say, it's not impossible... The first lesson for young people, what is face?"

Crowd: ...

"Ah..."

The cry echoed for a day or two. Yanli turned around and looked at the newly joined group of frogs, which looked like all kinds of frogs.

They are also very coquettish and let themselves go, forming a strange army of coquettish frogs.

The number of frogs is still increasing.