Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

A flying car landed in front of Yan Li.

She took the chubby child, who was two years old and was crying. She changed her arms and stopped crying immediately.

The child's parents were extremely surprised. They nodded, left a small robot behind, got on the flying car, and left with a whoosh.

Yanli looked at the little robot. It looked like a panda, walked on two legs, was round and chubby, and looked furry and colorful. It was carrying a small bag with two milk bottles on both sides of the bag.

"I am the smart babysitter kitten. My little master's name is Xiaoyebaobao. Please excuse me for the next two days." The kitten raised its short chubby arms and bowed with a milky voice, very polite.

At this point, Yan Li became interested. If the life composed of data and the system could be considered a complete life, it would be a cell.

Then he raised his arm to scan. This time the kitten's eyes changed, and a holographic projection was projected.

It contains its production date, showing that it is a new product this year, and other introductions.

The most important thing is the energy source of the smart kitten, which is composed of soul potion core and data and is not controlled by humans.

Yan Li paid attention to look at the production date again, and then looked down at the task progress.

Baby Xiaoye's big moist eyes were filled with confusion, then he tilted his head and blinked.

This is not the first time that Yanli has held a baby. He weighed it up and it was quite heavy. It was a healthy little biscuit.

"The little biscuit is so cute. Two years old should be a mature little biscuit..."

Baby Xiaoye repeated: "Biscuits?"

"Oh, I have little teeth. Do you like to eat lollipops? I'll treat you to some lollipops..." She opened her mouth, and Yanli could see the exposed little white teeth. As she spoke, she carried the little one in. On the eighteenth floor.

The kitten at the back changed from data eyes to watery black eyes. It followed behind with steps. When it reached the door, it silently confronted the lantern. The authorization was quickly successful and it was led to follow.

As it approached, it heard Yanli reading a storybook, but there was something wrong with the story.

"Once upon a time there was a little girl who liked to wear red clothes and a red hat. Everyone called her Little Red Riding Hood.

One day, Little Red Riding Hood was delivering food to her grandma who was lying in the hospital bed. On the way, she met the big bad wolf. The big bad wolf wanted to eat Little Red Riding Hood. Little Red Riding Hood ran and ran until she reached grandma's house.

Unfortunately, the little short legs ran too slowly, and the big bad wolf ran to grandma's house first and ate Little Red Riding Hood's grandma.

It was about to eat Little Red Riding Hood. Little Red Riding Hood opened her hat, revealing her red scarf. She hit the big bad wolf with a straight uppercut in the belly, making the big bad wolf spit out her grandmother. Then she kicked the big bad wolf away with a righteous flying kick. , said: Actually, my name is Red Scarf.

The big bad wolf flew out and turned into the brightest star in the sky after leaving behind the words "I will come back...". "

"..." For the first time, the kitten understood the speechlessness of humans, because its CPU couldn't work properly.

After a pause, he found that baby Xiaoye was in a strange environment, his mouth was deflated and he was about to cry.

Yan Li continued to tell another story and successfully told her tears.

"Once upon a time, there was a little mermaid who saved a human being... But the prince admitted that he was the wrong savior and wanted to bully the little mermaid. The little mermaid went directly to the parents and flooded the prince's house. The water washed away the prince's house and his Family property. Without it, he could no longer be considered a prince. His engagement was annulled by a human princess. He pointed to God and said, '30 years from Hedong to Hexi, 30 years from Hexi, don't bully young people into poverty.' Then he was poor for 60 years..."

The soul told stories to soothe her. Baby Xiaoye was stunned for a while, and even forgot to cry. She didn't understand, so she just looked at her elder sister's mouth and kept talking. The voice sounded very nice, even in the dark environment. I’m not afraid anymore because my attention is not on it.

Yanli took a breath and continued: "There was a beautiful little girl with snow-white skin, snow-white hair, and snow-white eyelashes. Her name was Snow White. She was a vampire. One day she ate a piece of garlic and turned her into a vampire. She fainted.

The parents put her in a coffin, but a prince took advantage of her and wanted to imitate Snow White.

At this moment, Snow White woke up, picked up the coffin board and chased the prince, patting him into various shapes and then back again.

At this moment, the prince turned around and shouted in horror, "Tom, wake up." Snow White woke up, looked at her cat's paw, and realized that she was dreaming..."

"..."

Yanli was stunned and told a hodgepodge of stories for twelve hours. He didn't stop even when Biscuit was fed meat porridge by the kitten.

She also told a bedtime story, and Biscuit only stopped when she fell asleep.

The child was sleepy and no longer wanted to cry when he woke up. Baby Ye felt that there was a beautiful elder sister who kept telling stories that he couldn't understand. Although she was not around, her voice was always there, and her little head was full of doubts.

The kitten's soft arms held baby Xiaoye in his arms and got on the flying car.

Solve a crybaby and look for the next step.

Please invite the next victim...the three-hundred-month-old baby.

Tell him ghost stories on the [-]th floor.

The three-hundred-month-old baby was very regretful and wanted to leave midway, but was tied up by Xiaole's claws and forced to listen to this ghost story.

Xiao Le took me to the toilet, but he ran away.

Yanli is not looking for it either. The door is closed. The haunted house is not on the same level as the [-]th floor. I have snacks at home today.

While drinking tea, I could hear the baby's screams of howling like ghosts and wolves. Not long after, he ran back rolling and crawling, hugging Xiao Le and not letting go because he didn't dare to hold Yan Li.

This is a woman more terrifying than a ghost.

"Come on, let me continue to tell you the story of the female ghost in red..."

After time expires

The three-hundred-month-old baby was in a daze and was placed at the gate by Xiao Le. It felt warm when the sun was shining on it, and it seemed that there was nothing wrong with it. However, the problem became bigger at night.

Just a feeling, the house was very lively, and the suspicion lasted for several months. I lost weight from [-] pounds to [-] pounds, from a chubby appearance to a thin and clear body.

After a long time, he went to the haunted house and looked at the ghosts calmly, just like looking at cats and dogs. This is something to say later.

So don’t claim that your baby, who is hundreds of months old, will be taken to a haunted house to listen to ghost stories.

Everyone: Please stop talking nonsense.

This is real-name authentication, and the boss will come to pick you up!The police don't care if you agree to it. You must be responsible for what you say.

The victims in the back were all children.

In the end, the progress got stuck, and Yanli held a live broadcast. On the big screen of the Eighteen Enterprises, she was all talking about her life.

There are at least a few billion listeners.

The things I have done range from counting ants to dig up corpses to as big as digging into other people's nests. They can't be more detailed. I have told them everything that others know and don't know. After twelve hours, I haven't told the results yet. over.

When everyone listened to my version, they always felt that it was different from what the grandpa and grandma said. It sounded very ordinary and was awesome when done, but they always felt that it was not human affairs, and sometimes even a little evil.

No, it’s not just a little bit, it’s a lack of great virtue!

Summary: imitation is impossible.

Everyone: What then?

Then there is no more, the mission of Yanli is completed, who will care about the next thing.

Everyone: I have never begged anyone in my life, don’t force me to beg you!