Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

On this day, the mutated souls in the world were sent away by a song, and it was very painful when they left, just like Monkey Sun who was cursed by Tang Monk.

The world suddenly became clean, just like a hundred years ago, with only ordinary people existing.

However, small games have no effect at all. It is probably because I have listened to it too much and have developed immunity.

The other three ghosts didn't respond when they were around Yan Li. It was at this time that Shu Yue heard double singing.

Soul singer...

"Ding, click...the system is being repaired, click...the repair is completed..."

"Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully completing the task."

"New mission released: practice medicine to save people."

"Task content: To be a traveling doctor. When someone is injured, he goes forward to perform a decent examination. Then he looks at the patient with a look of regret and sighs, 'You are a bit serious. Let's do surgery and amputate everything below the hair.'" "

"Task tip: Change the face of a doctor that is convincing. You doctor is commonly known as a doctor, or you don't have a doctor's certificate."

"Note: If you get into trouble, you can call yourself a psycho to avoid getting beaten. After all, you are a psycho."

"Task progress: 0/1000 people."

"Task completion reward: physical recovery."

"The mission has no time limit, the progress will be cleared if it fails, and you will die after your health points are cleared."

"Please ask the mentally retarded host to complete the task as soon as possible..."

personal attributes

Name: Yan Li (title hidden)

Gender: Female

Constitution: 51 (one point of constitution, the remaining [-] are soul enchantments, new skin, low defense, so make do)

Health: 563/1000

Special ability: Cannot die until health reaches zero.

Regarding the fact that the system called him crazy, Yanli simply ignored it. It was just a barking dog and there was no real harm.

There are still cracks in the system frame, and the dog is probably barking.

A convincing face, but an old man's face, an older doctor.

Yanli searched for a long time and found a cosmetics store in the corner, the only one in the entire mall.

The types of cosmetics in the store are very clear, basically all of the same brand, and there are very few customers in the store. It seems that there are very few people who wear makeup in the future.

When you look up, you can see an advertisement for semi-permanent facial makeup. Obviously, makeup will not be popular in the future. It will be popular to put makeup on the face without removing makeup. People who come in buy skin care series.

Semi-permanent treatment is definitely not possible.

"Give me a set of these and deliver them to Happy Community 4-4-18."

The robot quickly scans, confirms the item, and displays the payment code.

Yanli scanned it and deducted the money directly.

After collecting the money, the little robot quickly took out a box and placed the products neatly and flatly next to each other, as if the sizes had been calculated.

With a few clicks, the items were packed, and the package was taken after pushing the package.

The boss in the distance just played a stacking game, which happened to be the way it was placed.

Only then did Yan Li notice the black and white machine, which seemed to be a takeout robot and left with a box on its back.

Probably people haven't gone back yet, and they have run errands first.

Shu Yue, who followed, saw her curiosity and explained: "Those robots are controlled by their bosses and have not reached the level of intelligence."

“Can the courier guys even afford robots?”

Shu Yue organized her language and explained simply: "It can be divided into installments."

"You mean there is no mortgage, but there is a robot loan?"

"Yes."

"6."

Yanli had dinner outside, then returned to Happy Community with the four ghosts. He took out the express delivery from the express cabinet at the door and entered.

"Why does Xiaoli live here?"

Chen Minghui, who had always been quiet, cursed in his heart: The wandering monk entered the temple and entered the right place.

"After hibernating for 100 years, I did spiritual experiments after waking up..." Yanli explained as before.

The more Xiaowan listened, the wider his mouth opened. What did he hear? The boss has been sleeping for 100 years. How can he sleep like this?

Shu Yue just laughed and listened to the story until the other party went upstairs to sleep.

Then she turned her head and glared at Chen Minghui, then looked at Xiaowan and motioned for them to follow her out.

Late night meeting of four ghosts.

The next day, Xiaowan was still the same as usual. He was bored and tried hard to catch objects.

Snacks remained calm and silent.

Shu Yuezai stretched her fingers into the sunlight, only feeling a little burning but not hurt, and then she walked into the light.

After a while, she walked back to the shadow. The burning sensation disappeared. She could stand in the sun, but she couldn't stay in the sun for long.

Yanli began to disguise himself as an old woman, who looked very noble at first glance, and then he carried a cross medical backpack, which was very bluffing.

Xiaowan wanted to do as usual, watching the boss downstairs go away, then sat back and continued to catch objects again and again.

Suddenly he felt surrounded again. Just as he was about to speak, he saw the cup in front of him move and fall on the table.

The feeling of being stared at disappeared in the next second. Xiaowan knew what this meant. He looked at Xiaowan eagerly and said: "Teach me, teach me, teach me!"

The important thing is said three times.

It's a pity that snacks don't speak for themselves.

"You're talking, why don't you talk." Seeing that the other party didn't answer, Xiaowan scratched his head and scratched his head anxiously.

Shu Yue tried but couldn't grab the object and could only grab the ghost next to her. She said lightly: "Do you think there is a possibility? She showed it off to you."

"..." Xiaowan looked at the sky speechlessly.

……

Yanli was walking on the street with her bag on her back. She came to the gathering place for the will-o'-the-wisp teenagers, which is a paradise for rebellious teenagers.

The facilities here are not big, and there is a group of young people playing happily. They are dressed in punk style, which looks like a non-mainstream era in others' eyes.

Her appearance attracted everyone's attention, and her 60-year-old appearance made a group of people think she was a parent.

Seeing that she was just standing there watching, they became curious. Some were riding ordinary skateboards, while others were riding flying skateboards and circled around her. At the same time, they looked her up and down and found that she had medical insurance on her back.

At this moment, the person closest to him failed to keep up and fell to the ground. He was sitting on the ground with his feet sprained, and he was a little confused.

Yan Li took back Ji Ji Zi's soul and stepped forward to inspect it in a decent manner.

Everyone didn't stop her and watched quietly. The person with the sprained leg also looked at her.

Yan Li looked at the opponent's ankle with a look of regret, then sighed with a sad expression.

This appearance made the person with the sprained ankle unsure whether his leg was broken, and he asked in disbelief: "What happened to my ankle?"

Yan Li pinched his leg and wrist and said, "You're a little serious. Let's have surgery and amputate everything below the hair."

Everyone: Huh?

After Yanli finished speaking, he squeezed the other person's soul and pressed it back to its original position, just like setting bones.

"Thank you." The person with the sprained leg felt his feet regaining consciousness and felt that what the other person just said was a joke, so he didn't pay attention and instead thanked him.

Yanli stood up, nodded and left.

Everyone looked at her back, and one of them said in disbelief: "Does she mean to let us cut her hair?"

"Then you can't shave your head, haha, God has to have his limbs amputated below the hair!"

"Why do I think she is swearing?"

"..." After everyone thought about it carefully, they realized that it was something like that, and it seemed to mean something like that.

At this time, Yan Li started her evil actions.