Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

A strange thump, a thud, quack!

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Yanli became famous. She knocked out the Dongdong monster with a table leg, and then the signal was established.

Because everyone saw the lens in Yanli’s hand, and it was still a close-up.

Someone yelled and screamed: "Ghost ah ah ah... no, I saw the ghost's skull, it's such a big skull, it went through the wall!"

Everyone: "I haven't seen what it is, so it's gone?"

Xiaowan’s mood at that time: Huh?

At that time, there was a crack in the snack's expression.

Yanli already knows how to complete the progress: professionally knocking out ghosts and shocking the world.

Wherever the ghosts go, knock on a little cute mutant ghost killer.

First of all, the problem is, if someone comes to find me, just say that I can’t keep a high profile, because any high profile will affect the progress of the mission.

"Hello, I am the Supernatural Association..."

Yanli directly interrupted the other party's self-introduction and replied: "No time!"

"You can attack spirits..."

"Can't teach!" Yanli covered his ears: I won't listen, I won't listen, I won't listen...

"Then may I ask..."

Yanli: "I'm crazy, I don't want to hear it."

"only need to……"

"I'm going to work. Goodbye." Yanli stayed calm and left without looking back.

"As long as you clean up the spirits in the forbidden area, we will give you a high reward." The person from the Supernatural Association finally said a complete sentence. I thought that the other party would be unmoved.

Yanli stepped back, rubbed his hands and asked, "How much? I won't do it if it's less. It's very hard to do it once."

Supernatural Association: "..."

Yan Li, who could easily kill a ghost with a stick, looked at them sincerely.

……

The people from the Paranormal Association left.

Xiaowan popped his head out, made sure they couldn't see him, and came closer and said, "Boss, were you just rubbing your hands with a fly?"

Yanli looked at him and said, "I can not only rub my hands with flies, I can also rub my hands with ghosts. Do you want to try it?"

Xiao Wan shook his head like a rattle, thinking of the boss who was knocked. The boss just knocked it once and it was gone. If he was beaten, he should not be beaten into noodles. He couldn't afford to mess with him.

Summary: The boss deserves to be the boss.

There were still snacks next to him, but they were farther away, and Yanli's eyes looked different. Maybe he was lucky that he was pressed to the ground and rubbed against him that night, so no sparks were created.

But I still follow, because if I follow, I won't be bound to one place.

Xiaowan also knows that following the boss is like paying off the door god to come and go at will.

One person and three ghosts got on the train. Xiaowan looked at the scenery on the highway for a while, then turned around and asked: "Boss, why did the monster Dongdong hit the wall?"

Yan Li thought for a moment and said, "Maybe... he's not good at studying."

"A ghost still needs to study!?" Xiaowan's eyes widened and he was shocked. He just couldn't study well. If you are a ghost and you have to study, then he will always be the weakest ghost!

Thinking of being weak, he looked at Xiaoshuai. Oh my god, Xiaoshuai was even stronger than him.

Yanli affirmed: "Of course you have to learn, otherwise how will it change from illusion to reality? Dongdong Monster is only semi-entity."

Xiaowan frowned and thought, feeling something was wrong, and added: "But it looks brainless."

Yan Li said sympathetically: "That's even more unfortunate."

"What misfortune?" Xiaowan wondered.

"Some people are very talented and can score [-]% on the test with their eyes closed. But if you open your eyes and you can only get the lowest score, you are just a noob."

"..."

The 90.00% effort is not as good as the [-]% talent, which can be used by ghosts.

The destination has arrived. This time it is also a hospital. It is a locked hospital. The way to get in... of course is to open the lock and walk in openly. After all, ghosts are all earth-bound spirits.

The live broadcast also continues.

The audience has reached a terrifying number, and it is completely possible to get tired of Li and pretend to be a god.

The horror variety show is different from last time. Last time, a few people talked, but this time the audience barrage refreshed quickly.

Audience 1 saw many people who didn't know the truth and explained: "This is one of the top ten forbidden places, the Screaming Hospital, which is different from the Dongdong Hospital. There are very scary experimental creatures in it, but it can't get out, but it only smells..." I can’t see anything, can I see it this time?”

Audience 2: "According to me, it would be better not to see him than to see him."

Audience 3: "The host changed his name to Black and White 4444. It's still under the name of a horror variety show. It's so popular that I will go it alone. Have you signed an agreement?"

Audience 4: "People care about whether they are popular or not. They are big bosses and it is not a matter of reaching out for anything. This is much more powerful than those who have Yin and Yang eyes opened. Those who have opened it are in vain. They are cowards."

Audience 5: "Upstairs, I feel like you are scolding me!"

Audience 6: "He is just scolding you, and I support you in scolding him back."

Audience 5: "I have opened my yin and yang eyes. If you haven't, you are still worse than me, you noob."

People who have never opened Yin and Yang eyes:...

Just scold them and bring them all along.

Netizen 7: "I'm going to be eighteen soon. I was hesitant at first. I want to get the injection. If I awaken my powers, that would be awesome!"

The netizen was about to say something else when he heard a voice saying hello coming from the live broadcast room.

Yan Li shouted to the people upstairs: "Good evening... (very loud)"

The sound echoed in the empty and quiet hospital, and the next second there was a sound of screams mixed with roars.

A figure crawled and twisted in the darkness, approaching quickly.

Audience: Are you so brave?

This live broadcast was still normal, allowing the audience to clearly see the crawling creatures, the humanoid creatures with hands and feet on the ground. The speed was so fast that it seemed like they were flashing, and they were in front of the camera in the blink of an eye.

This is what everyone thinks it is two meters long, and it can bite the anchor's head with its mouth.

Then they saw the anchor pull out a baseball bat, and with a 'bang' sound, the opponent was knocked out and mounted on the wall. He disappeared three seconds later, leaving only a dent on the wall.

Only Xiaowan and the two ghosts saw it. The soul of the boss was covered in the baseball bat, just like an enchantment.

Screaming monster, gah!

2/30

Yan Li looked at his wrist, twirled the baseball bat, put it on his shoulder, and exited handsomely.

The ten forbidden areas were cleared by Yanli, including the Dongdong monster, and there were only eleven progresses in total.

Then someone from the Paranormal Association came again, this time taking her to a familiar place.

The Eighteenth Technical College was still the same as before, but it had become dilapidated. She went underground.

There are a total of eighteen floors, and there are people on each floor, but there is no familiar face.

Yanli raised her hand and looked at her intact wrist. Sure enough, there was something wrong with the 'password', and all the reasons were her fault.

Suddenly she became concerned. After going up, she asked, "What happened here?"

Seeing that everyone was in trouble, she threatened: "If you don't tell me, I won't clean up. My ability is almost gone."

Xiaowan was originally curious about the secret, but then he heard the boss opening his eyes and telling lies.

If the boss had lost his ability, he would have crashed to death on the game field in Area F, and his soul would be gone.

"Let's ask for permission."

Yanli nodded.

The person who asked for instructions soon came back and briefly explained the situation.

50 years ago, there was a small breakthrough in the research on 'passwords'. The passwords were split into multiple parts and then stolen.

One of them was broken in the laboratory and mixed with the life formula, causing many people to die and turn into ghosts. In the end, only one was left on each floor.

The person who stole the password was about to die and couldn't figure out the problem, so he drank it (although it was like drinking air). This is the origin of the horror hospital.

So this incident tells everyone that Tang Monk’s meat cannot be eaten raw.

Yanli: That’s okay.

What others kill does not count as your own.