Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

Yanli's little life is over, he feels much more comfortable, and the bruises on his body from diving have faded.

This day she received a reminder that the task was completed.

"Ding, the mission is completed, one month's worth of health is gained, mission two click... the system crashed... broke... restart... failed to restart, update... update and repair..."

Name: Yan Li (King of Eight Trigrams, Listener of Secrets of the Dead)

Gender: Female

Age: 20

Physique: 5? (The plague chicken among the weak chickens)

Health value: November 11st (after three months, your life is Jibao. Don’t worry, you won’t be able to freeze this winter)

Special ability: Cannot die until health reaches zero.

"Ding, the repair is completed, the main mission is released: Little Master of Common Sense."

"Ding, main mission one: As a common sense idiot, the goal is to learn all kinds of common sense. The mission progress is 0/100. Completing the mission will reward you with three months of health."

Common sense idiot Yan Li: "..."

"Please ask the mentally retarded host to complete the task as soon as possible..."

When Yan Li was speechless, the system showed its presence again.

"understood."

She has become immune to mental retardation, and the facade she maintained has been exposed. Well...she admits that she can't pay the utility bill!

What else can you do, just learn...

"Sister, sister, you are so popular..."

"Oh." Yanli was thinking about some common sense and how to learn it quickly.

"It's really popular this time." Song Hao handed over the phone, which showed Yanli saving people, his appearance and where he worked.

Yanli didn't quite understand how one of the well-known female ghosts had anything to do with this kind of bravery.

Gu Mengmeng also ran over with short legs and said as she ran, "Sister, sister, someone has given you a banner."

"..."

Yanli, who had half her makeup on, was forced to take photos with a banner. She was not given time to refuse, and she seemed in a hurry.

A group of people stood next to her, and many reporters took pictures. She was like a ruthless tool.

The child didn't come, saying he was frightened. The family, old and young, took Yan Li to thank him, and without refusing, he quietly stuffed a bank card in his hand and waited for them to leave. The luxury car outside left.

A colleague defended her and said, "I don't even have to take off any makeup. I just put it on like this. One side is white, and the other side... well, it's even whiter."

"Haha... Don't worry, I heard that I can do photos." A group of people became happy and started asking about Yan Li's rescue.

Yan Li briefly said it, and his colleagues praised him for being so awesome.

When she went back, she broke the card and threw it into the trash can.

So what is a p-picture? Is it considered common sense in life?

……

In the past two days, Song Hao, a straight man, also noticed that the girl was absent-minded.

Climbing into a coffin is very perfunctory. Occasionally, I borrow a corpse prop and drag it in front of the tourists, sending the tourists away with one glance. No more glances will do.

"Come on..."

Gu Mengmeng, the confidant who was entrusted with important responsibilities: "..."

"I just left home and went to work, and I don't understand many common sense..."

For example...pay utility bills.

After learning the whole story, Gu Mengmeng took over.

A group of people passed by and interjected: "I have something to search for."

Only then did Yan Li remember that the search function might be too deeply rooted in people's minds.

"By the way, the short video is also teaching now, sister, you haven't seen it before..."

Yan Li, who only watches horror movies, said: "No."

But she already knows how to study.

Gu Mengmeng, the science popularization ambassador who just took up the post, was laid off again. She said that her current job is too ruthless if she doesn’t want people if she doesn’t want them.

Different from the last mission, where the mission came to your door as long as you were sitting down, this time the mission requires door-to-door service.

It was the first time for Yanli to watch a video other than a horror movie.

First of all, pay the utility bill.

"First...open Alipay?"

Alipay?

"First download the Alipay app..."

"Eh? Download from the app store..."

"bank card……"

I didn’t bring it…I’ll definitely bring it next time!

Yan Li bit her chopsticks, feeling like she wanted to die.

After finally binding the bank card, I saw the progress and it was 6/100.

It seems so easy...that's weird!

Yanli took a deep breath and learned some common sense in life.

p picture...shopping...taxi-hailing software...takeaway...mobile banking...mobile phone recharge...

Lying in bed, try each app. Just downloading it is not enough, you have to use it once, otherwise the progress will not stop.

Shopping first...what to buy?

Yanli took a taxi to work and asked Gu Mengmeng.

"Buy one you like, otherwise it's a waste of money."

"Oh..." Then she was ready to place an order.

"Mannequin? Simulated corpse? What are you searching for!!!" Gu Mengmeng wanted to poke her eyes, realizing that the girl was a pervert.

"I live alone. If there are bad guys, if they see this, they can scare them away..." Yanli said, pretending to be delicate.

Gu Mengmeng listened to the explanation and always felt that something was wrong, until she looked at the girl and it was scary.

Only then did I realize... The girl had such a terrifying aura that ghosts would be so scared that they would jump off the building if they saw her.

It turns out you are such a girl!

Then she avoided Yan Li for fear of being made into a specimen.

"I'll treat you to milk tea... and some snacks." Yanli, who learned how to order takeout, once again ordered more than the standard for the treat.

"Thank you, sister." Gu Mengmeng, who loves sweets, had her eyes filled with desserts and gave her a bear hug on the spot.

She said: It’s worth eating it first and then being stuffed.

"You can take the rest with you."

"Sister, you are a good person!" Gu Mengmeng said firmly.

Yanli, who was still being treated as a pervert this morning: Just be happy.

"By the way, what did you buy online?"

"computer."

"Oh..." Gu Mengmeng was completely relieved. It was not something perverted, the girl must be joking.

……

Yanli received the computer the same night and helped her assemble it. There was also a gaming chair and matching table, but she couldn't use it.

Because I forgot to install wifi, I took the next day off to watch it be installed.

Tips for daily life: Turn on the computer...

Search, change the wallpaper to a three-dimensional grimace, and the look of crawling out is even more emotional.

The progress has reached 15/100.

Yanli had no choice but to go into the kitchen, wash a small towel, and then accidentally dropped it into the drain, and then learned to unblock the drain.

I burned out the desk lamp bulb when I was playing with it. I took the bulb downstairs and bought another one from the hardware store and replaced it.

Progress was successful again.

Yanli felt that he was not learning some common sense, but was simply doing damage and improving his memory.

The problem is that I have never used the kitchen at home, so I have to learn how to cook.

Look at her white and tender little hands... Let's forget it. There isn't much to do at home. She only cleans and folds clothes...

I glanced at the kitchen again... let's forget it.

She wore gloves last time she climbed the wall.

Yanli chose to go out and use the navigation to lead the way.

Tips for daily life＋1

Learned to make reservations for meals.

Tips for daily life＋1

She learned to buy two portions for one person, and because the second portion was half price, she ate four portions of ice cream.

Tips on saving money in life +1

Then because she ate too cold and too spicy at noon, she had a stomachache and went to the drugstore to buy medicine for the first time.

After taking the medicine, I felt much better. I passed by an electric bicycle dealer and bought another electric bicycle. I wandered around slowly on the way to learn to ride an electric bicycle.

Fortunately it was cloudy.

She feels that these common sense of life are just life skills.

The problem is that all the way down, the progress is less than 25.

Yanli rides an electric motorcycle, slides his legs on the ground, and then walks in space.

At this time, the speed limit of the car is twenty yards, and the space walk looks like a tortoise water skiing...

It was so weird that passers-by turned their heads frequently to see her walking around in circles outside the park.

With that face, it's not weird anymore, I think the other person is lively and cheerful.

This is the world of looking at faces...