Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

One of the eighteen challenge points ended, and Yan Li announced the result.

"I have completed this challenge point. Congratulations to Yan Li for winning this challenge reward, the only panda."

Everyone was laughing just now, then the smile disappeared, and then there were screams and cheers, and then the panda was taken away, and there was another burst of boos.

Originally, it was hidden and the country ignored it, turning a blind eye. However, this was directly broadcast live across the country, and it didn't work.

It doesn't matter if she hates Li, they can't lock it down, the smart little thing will come back to find her.

Sure enough, Xiao Juan was imprisoned for a few days and enjoyed it like an uncle for a few days, and then he escaped from prison.

After all, prison is not as important as freedom. Bamboo shoots are precious, but freedom is more expensive...

Then Xiaojuan started various car rides, drank it, smelled it, and accidentally came to Yanli's house.

Licheng villa area.

The wave combination pricked up its ears and looked at the flowers. A creature trampled a deep path in the garden.

The strange smell invaded, and the two started to attack. When the creature appeared in front of them, the wave combination put down their guard. They knew this panda.

Three wavy rolls merge into: wavy roll.

Then run away from home.

This is what the surveillance camera showed. The three even waved to the surveillance camera and started their adventure to find their owner.

task reminder

"Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully completing the task."

"Main mission released: cherish animals."

"Main mission content: Humans are advanced animals with a lifespan of only a hundred years. Please make a potion that increases lifespan."

"Task tip: Use it to make the world regard you as a rare and protected animal."

"Note: No matter how long you live, you can't compare to the bastard."

"Mission progress: 0/1."

"Reward for completing the mission: Turtle Breath (Ability introduction: Hibernates like a turtle, works wonders with the freezing effect)."

"The mission has no time limit, the progress will be cleared if it fails, and you will die after your health points are cleared."

"Please ask the mentally retarded host to complete the task as soon as possible..."

personal attributes

Name: Yan Li (title hidden)

Gender: Female

Constitution: 100 (perfect)

Beauty value: 90 (beauty is not fixed and fluctuates)

Health: 65+50

Ability: weakened sense of presence, sensitive hearing, preemptive strike

Special ability: Cannot die until health reaches zero.

"Ding, get the 'Life Code' formula."

"Get item: Password."

A memory appeared in my mind: the life code, which can unlock life and add 50 years to the life span of living things.

It was the first time to collect high-tech things, and Yanli was a little unaccustomed to it. It was rare for the system to be generous. As long as the system was not mentally retarded and she was allowed to do things, it would be a big deal.

Last time it was sugar-coated haws, and that was fine, but this time it was something so cruel.

Practice before medicine?

Sweet first and then bitter?

As for the password, it is a very strange thing. This thing makes Yanli puzzled, because it has a bit of a soul feeling, but it is different, at least it looks like a gas.

Then she raised her wrist and looked at the place where it hurt just now.

Very good, there is a piece missing... It looks like it was bitten off by something.

"Retarded system, you! Chew! My! Soul!"

"Ding, item introduction: The technology is not enough to make it in kind. Please host, please don't worry about this trivial matter."

"Don't let me find you, let me find you, and I will kill you!"

Yanli's eyes were red, and he stood at the top with his head lowered. His soul went crazy at the sky, roaring and twisting until the missing piece grew again.

Her soul retracted instantly and she came down like a lady again.

After calming down, Yanli synthesized the formula and murmured: "It turns out that the soul has such a use."

She looked at the ghost servants whom she hadn't paid attention to for a long time, and then looked away. Without that skill, she couldn't be an old witch.

You can only cut your flesh and feed it to the eagle, and your soul instantly becomes Tang Monk. A piece of soul can unlock the world's 150-year-old limit.

150 for hard work... Others got 150 with one sip of medicine. Yanli suspected that the system was intentional.

Okay, let’s practice in seclusion.

……

Eighteen General Technical College.

"Ding." The elevator opens after scanning for a while, and then closes after people enter.

People in the elevator put their hands on a certain position, and a virtual number lit up.

-18th floor

The elevator goes down, and then goes down...

I don’t know when, the bottom of the eighteenth-floor academy was hollowed out. No wonder the top has always maintained that deserted look. It turns out that everyone is playing down below.

No one was surprised that the boss knew this, even if they only recorded one permission information and never told the boss.

"boss."

Along the way, everyone, male, female, old and young, greeted Yanli.

She stopped in a research room, opened the doors, and said to the people inside: "Little Karami, I have commandeered this place."

A group of people were kicked out and stood at the door in shock. You looked at me and I looked at you. Then they circled around, lying on the one-way glass, watching the boss's movements.

Soon, more people heard the news and came to watch.

Others: “What is the boss doing?”

Pharmaceutical Department: "Let's practice medicine..."

Are you talking nonsense?

Others: "You didn't ask?"

Pharmaceutical Department: "No, I was kicked out directly."

"The color...is a bit like the candied haws filling?"

Crowd: It's a bit like a witch brewing potion.

Stirring the big pot, then holding something in his hand, chanting a spell to stuff the sugar juice.

His hands were obviously empty.

A large magical scene.

When Yanli inside was adding the 'password', he gritted his teeth and said to the system: "I will find you, then tear you apart and make soup for you!"

A feud was formed.

Even if I can read lips, I don't know what she is saying. It feels like she is chanting a spell.

So it became something that everyone couldn’t understand.

The candied haws filling lacks a lot of things and has an extra 'password'.

The clear blue color turned red in an instant after the 'password' was put in and stirred.

Everyone: Write it down, we will take the test here later.

Then Yanli took a pot of red soup and poured it into the single stove to start the last step.

High-end ingredients often require only the simplest cooking methods.

Stew, boil, and simmer at high temperatures to cook the meat, otherwise it will taste chewy.

This matter takes seventy-seven 49... minutes.

It can't be boiled any longer. It will dry out if it is boiled for a long time.

Yanli took it out, and it didn't stick to the pan at all. The red soup turned into a colorful jelly.

Yanli poured a glass of water, put a piece of it in, and it melted into water, becoming colorless and odorless.

She looked at it, lightly grazed the cup with her fingers, then raised her head and took a sip, then frowned slightly, bitter...asking for hardship, self-sufficient...

"Ding, gain 50 years of health and unlock 200/1000 health."

No one can gain health points by eating himself, even though he is a soul.

Thinking that the system is mentally retarded, it suddenly makes sense.

The door opened, and people stood on both sides with curious expressions on their faces.

Yan Li came to the water vat, took a lump and threw it in, then shook it before drinking.

"Come, come, come, don't miss it if you pass by, only one drink per person, keep it to yourself."

Everyone is holding cups.

Yaya poured a glass directly, took a sip, and then immediately masked herself in pain, she was so miserable that she couldn't speak.

The people here are different from ordinary people. If ordinary people see this expression, they will definitely hesitate.

People here look at it: Hey, have a drink.

Cup after cup...corresponding to the masks of pain, they feel that they have lost all taste and only have bitterness.

Yanli sat aside and said, "Only when you have to endure the most hardships can you become a master."

Cheers