Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

When Yanli saw that it was almost done, he was about to leave when his legs were hugged.

I lowered my head and looked, oh, there was a little cub, it was still black and white, and its hey eyes were so bright.

This color is really rare, take it away...

Feng Yun, who came to pick him up, saw the fur dumplings in his boss's arms and thought he was a pillow for his trip.

Black and white are the colors the boss likes.

Until the fur dumpling started to move, Feng Yun's eyes widened and he asked knowingly: "Boss, what are you holding?"

"dog."

Feng Yun: Just tell me whether I believe it or not!

Yanli said to Xiao Maobing: "Come on, wag your tail."

The black and white dumpling is very aware of current affairs, and his short tail is wagging.

Yanli said: "Look, let me tell you it's a dog. It just looks like the color I like. It's destined to me at first glance. It's called Xiaojuan. When combined with Xiaobo and Xiaolang, it's called Wavy Juan."

Feng Yun said helplessly: "Boss, as long as you are happy."

Yanli pinched his two little ears and said, "I'm quite happy..."

Feng Yunsheng sighed, his boss always caused trouble, and he didn't know how big the next one would be.

"Boss, what was your last social practice?"

"How about I demolish the bad guys and make them homeless?"

"Very good, what's the next practical task?" What else can Feng Yun say? He's already done it, so he can only ask what he hasn't done yet.

"Ah...what's next? I haven't finished dismantling it yet."

"Then what else is the boss planning to demolish?"

"Tear down your own home and make yourself homeless."

Yanli: I am a bad person, I feed myself bags of salt.

Feng Yun: 6. The boss becomes ruthless and won’t even let himself go.

Of course, it was not dismantled. The task seemed to be stuck for a while and then suddenly completed.

Obviously the system doesn't want to see her, so it becomes ruthless and tries to tear itself down.

task reminder

"Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully completing the task."

"Main mission released: full of fun."

"Main mission content: Passing game, dance from the world, please make an action to pass it on. The next player will make the previous action and add another action to pass it on."

"Task reminder: Participants on both sides voluntarily wear red scarves before the delivery can begin. They need to follow the live broadcast throughout the process."

"Note: If one person is crazy, it is not crazy. If all of them are crazy, then they are really crazy."

"Mission progress: 0/1 game."

"Reward for completing the mission: Preemptive strike (ability introduction: strengthened hair, can finally attack)."

"The mission has no time limit, the progress will be cleared if it fails, and you will die after your health points are cleared."

"Please ask the mentally retarded host to complete the task as soon as possible..."

personal attributes

Name: Yan Li (title hidden)

Gender: Female

Constitution: 100 (perfect)

Beauty value: 90 (beauty is not fixed and fluctuates)

Health: 66+50

Ability: weakened sense of presence, sensitive hearing

Special ability: Cannot die until health reaches zero.

Yanli thought about it and wanted to do something big. She felt that she was short of money.

What makes money fast...

Then I thought about my mining career that ended in nothing.

Mine, mine the undefined mine.

She took out her phone again and called.

Yan Li: Uncle Ma~ Are there any rare mines that you don’t want?Give me a few digs...

Mayor Ma: Eldest niece, what are you talking about?The wind was so strong that I couldn't hear clearly. What a trap.

Yanli: Rare mine.

Mayor Ma: What’s the matter?

Yanli: I want money!

Mayor Ma: You should have told me earlier.

Yan Li: Come on then.

Mayor Ma: What to take?

Yanli: money.

Mayor Ma: There are so many rich people, what do they want from me?

Yanli: If you don’t have money, can’t you learn to be greedy like others?

Mayor Ma: Come on, I don’t want to cry behind bars.

Yanli: That’s a pity. Tears behind bars is quite nice.

Mayor Ma: You sing, don’t take me with you.

Yanli: Goodbye.

hang up the phone.

Yanli publishes directly online.

＜How to get rich people to take money out of their pockets? ＞

Netizen 1: "The boss's idea is very cool. As long as you report it, your home can be ransacked, and you are guaranteed to be clean."

Netizen 2: "The person above is right, you can catch it every time."

Netizen 3: "The boss will help them demolish it and make sure there are gold bricks hidden in the walls."

Gu Lichen:? ? ?

Yan Li saw that the answer was wrong and immediately changed it.

＜How to get rich people to give me the money in their pockets. ＞

Netizen 1: "The boss is so brave. He blatantly wants to take money from the rich people's pockets, and he also asks us poor people to find a way. He is worthy of being a boss."

Netizen 2: "The boss can just make you a life-extending pill, and I guarantee that they will give you all their wealth."

Netizen 3: "Increase lifespan? Is this something you can do casually?"

Netizen 4: "Make a hologram, hologram, I'll put my life in it!"

Netizen 5: "The one upstairs is flying too fast. Why don't we make a flying car? I'm sure the whole world will pay for it."

Netizen 6: "The more you talk about it, the more unrealistic it becomes. Let me say find a top hacker to transfer all the rich people's money to the boss's card."

Netizens: Do you want to send your boss to jail and cry behind bars?

Netizen 6: "It was a hacker. Go to the hacker. The boss just got a windfall."

Netizens: Go ahead and say useless things.

And Yanli received a call.

Bai Xiaoling said helplessly: "Boss, don't you have money in your card?"

Yanli replied: "It's barely enough to pay employee bonuses."

Bai Xiaoling: "How much does the boss want to pay?"

Yan Li: "Each employee will receive one hundred thousand."

Bai Xiaoling:......

One of the boss’s main priorities is that my money is the employee’s money.

Bai Xiaoling turned on the computer, looked at the number of employees and asked: Boss, do you know how many employees you have?

Yanli: I don’t know!

Bai Xiaoling: Six figures.

Yan Li: Oh, I don’t have enough money, what a pity!

Bai Xiaoling: Boss, what kind of social practice are you doing this time? Is it a bonus?

Yan Li: Bonuses are a personal wish, social practice is a small game, forget it, I’ll make money.

Bai Xiaoling looked at the hung up phone, feeling a little confused.

Then the boss disappeared again, and the main character disappeared and appeared.

Then Feng Yun brought back a chubby creature.

Everyone was silent at first, and then shocked.

Feng Yun: The boss said to keep the puppies here first.

Everyone: Haha, the puppy looks like a panda!

Yanli flew away, but this time the bug got stuck again. Using Yanli's identity, he opened another trumpet account.

This time I went to the place of origin of the gambling stone and had my fingerprints changed. This time I identified myself as male.

Gambling on stones changed a way, like I am a gambler, that's all. Gambling on a stone changed my appearance, occasionally wearing muscle clothes to show off my muscles.

The buyer, who is mute throughout the whole process, waves his finger, waits for the final price, and then collects the money.

But this time jade is not so valuable, but gold is more valuable.

Yanli could only change her identity to sell gold. After all, it was difficult for China to take action, so this time she went with a submachine gun.

A word of changemoney can be used all over the world.

If anyone wants to take advantage of her, she will come back and destroy the other person's house.

I also bought some precious metals and tossed them around. These little things are very valuable.

By the way, to understand the situation, the search says that there is going to be a war, and it is normal for the price of gold to increase.

fight?

Yan Li said: Let’s fight and send more local products to our hometown.

Fill the pan with oil and fry until golden brown on both sides.