Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

Health: 68+10

The boss has been missing for two years on the highest mountain.

According to the description of the adventure group leader, the highest peak could not trap the boss at all. While she was still climbing, the boss had already climbed the mountain for the second time, as if it was just going through the motions.

"China is a country of etiquette, hand over the boss!"

Hua Guo spoke softly and pointed his gun at all countries. The barrel of the gun was something that no one else had seen.

Countries involved in this matter: "Do you want to start a war?"

Hua Guo: "Come on, who is afraid of who?"

Netizens are confused. What is going on? Why is this happening?

Then came the excitement again.

The words and force that you want to do something will intimidate the other party.

Netizen 1: "Wow, exercise, wow, new type of weapons, wow, anti-nuclear weapons, wow, new type of nuclear weapons, awesome!"

Netizen 2: "Who stole our boss? Don't you have a boss? Fuck him!"

Netizen 3: "Viewers, we are broadcasting live for you now. The war is about to break out, but other countries are timid, but no one admits that they stole the boss. Time is passing and the result is undecided. To put it bluntly, I actually doubt that the boss is practicing in society. .”

Netizen 4: "According to this, yes! I suspect that the higher-ups just want to show off new weapons. China is a country of etiquette, and the current meaning is: to convince people with virtue."

Netizen 5: "The name of Confucius' sword is De, it makes me laugh, hahaha..."

Netizen 6: "The battle for the largest country begins now. The first player is Hua Guo, and the second player is... What, giving up? Rubbish!"

Netizen 7: "Is this the legendary fairy who conquered the country, the beauty who brought disaster to the country and the people, and became a beauty in a moment of anger? Of course, it is someone else's country that is in trouble."

Netizen 8: "My boss just went to social practice, but you use him as an excuse. Be careful that the boss's next social practice will be to beat you hard and hit your head crookedly."

Netizen 9: "Hahaha... it's possible, he is the boss after all."

Netizen 10: "It's like a picture. The boss raised his hand and slapped him, and a row of faces were swollen. Then he slapped him again and the world's tectonic plates rotated three times."

Netizen 11: "Today is a good day. The motherland is prosperous and prosperous, and Kyushu is in full swing..."

The online chat was heated, but Yanli was still lost and had no idea what was going on. After all, she was surrounded by chirping, chirping, chirping, and the texts on other people's phones were like Martian texts to her.

She has carried out her dislike of studying to the end. If it were not for the system task, she might not be able to count now.

At this time, Yanli could not find the person he wanted to steal because he had moved.

No one sailed to the island, so she drifted to the island and missed the boat.

This is really like finding a needle in a haystack.

However, the progress of her mission was still early, and she was discovered many times during the process, and the progress was repeated many times. She could still drive around more, and she might run into her.

So she drifted back to land and continued to rub against a car.

In the end, she did find it. Of course, it was on TV. The other party was talking, surrounded by well-equipped and neat subordinates.

This time, she didn't expose her chest like a naughty girl, but covered her face tightly.

In fact, she had seen him in reports and on TV, but he was covered up too tightly, like a terrorist, so no one could recognize him.

After finding the person, Yanli took out his phone to search, then remembered that his phone could only use maps and the system was evil, so he had to put down his phone.

Sure enough, some habits cannot be changed. Not only are there habits, but there are also dependencies.

Yanli could only start his CPU and think of a hundred ways to steal people.

There is a saying that goes well: China is a country of etiquette and should reciprocate with courtesy.

The opponent is armed to the teeth, so they can only take advantage of the dark and windy night...

Brando never expected that he would almost suffer disaster because of a woman in his lifetime.

The country was threatened and could not find a punching bag, so they used it on him.

Others have hit me, and if I don't withdraw, it won't be justified.

So he took his people and the newly developed weapons to overthrow the boss's family, took the position of the boss, and used force to become the real boss.

All this is to learn from China.

But where did the little parrot go?

Brando thought, after all, he couldn't find anyone. If the little parrot was really gone, the world would lose its color.

Suddenly the lights went out and a voice spoke.

"Hey, little Karami, are you thinking of me?"

Brando sat up, looked at the source of the sound, and shouted, "Parrot!"

"Don't think about sister. Sister is not someone you can just think about." Yan Li walked out of the dark corner and just said a few words.

Brando feels that he has failed in Chinese. Think about it?

Seeing that the other party was unprepared, Yan Li took out the sack from his back and said, "Little Kalami, come here, I'll take you to the car."

Brando: Watt?

The next second, Brando fainted, and Yanli successfully put the person in the bag.

She is like Santa Claus, her soul opens the way, flies like lightning, monitors blind corners, and rides on the giant ship unimpeded.

After hiding it, confirm that the exposed head is okay, open the bag, and completely reveal the tied person inside.

The other party no longer had high spirits, only a sense of brokenness, full of the temptation of a mature man, and the pajamas on his body were messy, as if he had been insulted.

The closed eyelids trembled, and Brando returned to consciousness. When he opened his eyes, he met a pair of cold eyes. He moved his eyes and realized his situation.

There was no panic on his face. He sat up and leaned against the wall calmly. He raised his tied hands and said with interest, "Where are you going to take me, little parrot?"

"Steal him home and lock him up."

Brando Xing Taste: "That's really something I'm looking forward to."

Yanli felt that the other party had misunderstood him. After many years of being a human being, she felt that his understanding of being locked up was different from what she said.

Yanli didn't want to explain. After all, he would soon know that some tests were different.

She came closer, untied the rope from the other person's body, took out the food and put it on the table and said, "Eat, don't starve to death."

"It would be an honor to have dinner with you."

Brando took the food and sat elegantly at the table, showing no intention of running away.

"Not really an honor since it's breakfast."

Brando looked at the delicate beauty seriously with eyes as affectionate as those of a dog, and said in a pleading tone: "Little parrot, I'm a little cold, can you give me some clothes?"

At this time, Brando was wearing pajamas. The weather was cold at this time, and his hands didn't even shake. He was already the ultimate showman who wanted grace but not warmth.

Yanli pointed at the sack and said, "Put it on."

Brando looked over, stood up and picked it up, good guy, a colorful velvet sack. He pointed at a hole and asked, "Parrot, what is this?"

With a smile on his face, Yan Li explained: "Put your head down so that you don't get suffocated to death. Wrap it up so you don't get cold to death."

Brando said in a resentful voice: "The little parrot is not honest. I give you a coat, you give me a sack, I let you sleep on my big bed, and you let me lie on the floor."

"Don't be picky, you are a prisoner now."

"Parrot, I want some clothes."

"Little Karami, no!"

"I want……"

"No, you don't want to...why are you talking so tightly? If you don't wear a sack, I will knock you out and stuff you in it."

"..."