Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

The snowball fight is over.

The last person hit the host. The host patted the snow on his body gracefully and received countless snowballs.

Standing on the icicle stage with broken snowballs under his feet, the host held the microphone and said with suspense: "The first round of elimination, the final result..."

The suspenseful words stop midway and are accompanied by exciting music.

Everyone was looking forward to it and anxious, waiting only for the host to move his mouth.

"After the commercial, please stay tuned..."

Everyone: "Cut~"

"Just a little joke. In the end, only the poor host was eliminated. I'm not happy!"

"happy!"

The uniform answer made the snowflakes shake.

"That's impossible...Boss, I hit countless unlucky people at the beginning, and I still hit the head..."

The male voice turned into a female voice, and everyone looked at the men on the stage and suddenly realized who the person above was.

"Boss!" Everyone's eyes lit up.

Yanli: "Little Karami, cheer!"

"Ow~"

"Ah ah ah ah..."

"Long live the boss..."

Everyone was crying and howling, but they felt something was wrong, so they quickly gave up the idea and started howling.

Everyone: No matter how perfect she is, just scream and that’s it!

Yan Li took the microphone and made an elegant gentleman's gesture. At this time, she was disguised as a man, and she continued to speak in a magnetic male voice: "Then, all contestants, please receive your initial equipment and start your ice cutting." Let’s go on a journey, there are no rules, time will end when I’m done.”

While queuing up to pick up the tools, some people who didn’t know were whispering to each other, and a passerby asked the person next to him in confusion.

"What's done?"

"The boss wants to carve the Great Wall. Did you see the longest ice in the middle? That belongs to the boss..."

"Oh, that's no problem, there's plenty of time." Passerby A looked at the long dragon-like ice and nodded reassuringly.

Passerby B replied confidently: "Of course, no problem. The boss also wants to carve a picture of Riverside Scene during the Qingming Festival on it."

"Oh, there are pictures... ah? What pictures did you say?" The man couldn't believe it, thinking he heard wrongly.

"Along the River During the Qingming Festival is like a sprinkling of water to the boss."

The person who asked the question looked suspicious.

"How long will it take? If the boss engraves a few years, won't the competition rewards be obtained after a few years?"

"look……"

Passerby A looks in the direction pointed by Passerby B.

At this time, the familiar boss stood on the long ice, holding an oversized chisel and pressing it down like a guillotine.

Then press it again, poke it in the middle... and the piece of ice is cut off like tofu and kicked off.

Soon a snowmobile came, dragging the ice blocks to the clearing.

Then the second lump was kicked by the boss and slid down the aisle smoothly.

While they were watching, three blocks had been cleared.

"The boss's strength is indeed as rumored. Is he...cutting the passage?"

"Yes, don't make a fuss. If the ice you cut is damaged and cannot be repaired, you can get it redone over there."

Passerby B received the tool, patted Passerby A on the shoulder, and said to him: Don't make a fuss, that's the boss, the woman who was unscathed in the hail of bullets and can drive the submarine back!

"How do you know so much?"

"I'm an employee of Company [-], come on, let's go first."

Passerby A looked at the carving knife in his hand, which was small. Then he looked at the boss's chisel, which was not on the same level at all.

There is snow accumulation on the ice, so you won't slip when you step on it, but the cut surface is as smooth as a mirror.

Unable to wear cleated boots, Yanli carved out the texture of the steps and revealed the passage at the same time.

The ice has been solidified and is not easy to melt or damage. The ice cubes slide down the slight slope, just rounding the sharp edges, as if they have aged.

"Dengdengdeng..."

Competitors and visitors have become accustomed to the rhythmic impact sound. They can hear it every day when they come. The sound becomes longer and longer, proving that the passage is getting farther and farther, until the sound changes to the other side.

The prototype of the Great Wall has come out, and the contestants suddenly feel the time and speed up their hands.

Some large-scale carving contestants even felt that they did not have enough time.

I knew the boss was awesome, but I didn't expect him to be so awesome. He cut ice cubes like cutting tofu.

Contestant No. 1 said with a relaxed look: "If you don't believe me, I have no pressure at all because I don't want to compare at all."

Visitor: "Don't you want to? You obviously don't dare. Come on, in comparison, you are the best!"

Contestant No. 1 still has a relaxed expression, focusing on being unaffected by the outside world.

Contestant No. 3 held his head and groaned: "Oh my God~ Nuwa created humans, the boss must be a one-to-one replica!"

Contestant No. 4 raised his head and said: "Brother, you have to be confident as a person. You see, we are just the boss's dirty ideas. Sooner or later, we will become fine. You have to believe that everyone is equal and everyone belongs to the same place. The Lord of Hell will never leave us." abandoned."

Contestant No. 8 slapped the carving tool on the ice, holding his head and yelling: "In the next life, I want to be a panda, with more fans than the boss, instead of carving carving carving carving carving carving carving carving carving carving carving carving carving carving carving carving carving carving carving on the ice!"

Everyone pointed at the Great Wall and said, "Then you go and dig it?"

Contestant No. 8 looked over and saw that the giant chisel with long ears was held in the palm of his hand by the boss. It was a problem not only to chisele but also to hold it, and it was difficult to carry it.

He sternly refused: "I won't go!"

Everyone pointed to the door and said, "Then you leave?"

Contestant No. 8 picked up the carving tools and said: "Thinking of 1000 million, I suddenly feel like I can do it!"

Everyone gave him a blank look. This person was too greedy. In order to stand out and receive the large ice cube, the ice sculpture could not find teammates and had to be carved by hand.

It really proves what it means: You will not survive if you do something wrong.

The channel is opened.

Yanli finally felt tired. Different from the direct pain of criminal law, her hands and feet were sore at this time, which was a novel experience.

But she didn't stop, frantically consuming the limit, and began to cut out the edges of the wall, one high and one low.

The only thing missing from the success of the Great Wall is the Riverside Scene during the Qingming Festival.

Finally, she sat down and lay on the top step. She closed her eyes and slid down, just like the ice lump at the beginning, which slid to the ice and stopped.

The onlookers around the periphery looked at the calm boss with big eyes and small eyes, confused, wondering what she was playing.

Even after she lay there for a long time, she still had a peaceful and quaking expression.

Everyone was shocked and started yelling.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Boss, boss, I'm so tired!"

They watched the boss sleep for four hours and carve all day long, including eating for four hours.

A group of people rushed forward, but they forgot that they were on the ice. The snow around Yanli was all rubbed smooth.

Just like that, everyone slipped and fell into a ball without any accident.

The person who was rushing to the front and fastest slipped and rushed the farthest. He couldn't hold it back at all, and kicked the peaceful person out with a sliding shovel.

Everyone ignored the pain and watched the boss glide away.

"Boom..." With a sound, his head hit an ice sculpture directly.

Everyone: "..."

Perpetrator: "!!!"