Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

"Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully completing the task."

"Main mission released: Lost everything."

"Main mission content: There are always people who leave things carelessly and don't care about the safety of property. They take things that others have thrown away randomly, hide them, let others find them, make people anxious, make people crazy, and finally return them to the other party."

"Task tip: Don't let the person who lost it know that you took it, otherwise you will be easily beaten. If you are found squatting in the police station, please hold on to the iron railing and sing the song Tears Behind Bars a thousand times... the full version."

"Mission progress: 0/10 times."

"Task completion reward: Sensitive Nose (ability introduction: having a sensitive nose, able to smell various smells and distinguish various ingredients)"

"The mission has no time limit, the progress will be cleared if it fails, and you will die after your health points are cleared."

"Please ask the mentally retarded host to complete the task as soon as possible..."

personal attributes

Name: Yan Li (title hidden)

Gender: Female

Constitution: 100

Beauty value: 90 (beauty is not fixed and fluctuates)

Health: 72/100

Abilities: Stomach of Steel, Weakening of Presence, Staring Eyes, Tough Heart

Special ability: Cannot die until health reaches zero.

Does it mean to fail or to pass the task?

Yanli took out his mobile phone and searched for Tears Behind Bars. He had to be prepared with both hands. He definitely did not want to experience the feeling of failure.

After all, there are so many surveillances, and there will always be righteous people who talk too much. Then she did some ancient research.

From the mobile phone came a man's doubts about life and his thoughts on life in certain eras. Every line of the song seemed to be full of sighs.

"The greatest tragedy in life is the loss of freedom, and the greatest pain in life is the loss of relatives and friends..."

"Iron doors, iron windows, iron chains, hold your hands on the iron windows and look outside. How beautiful the life outside is. When will you return to my home? When will you return to my home..."

After a long period of life insights, the song begins.

Very interesting, I want to try it...

Yanli put on a smile and changed his appearance.

You can go to jail, but there is a good saying: Lu Xun did this, and it has nothing to do with me, Zhou Shuren.

……

Amidst the uproar, people say that people nowadays have terrible memories, they suffer from Alzheimer's disease at a young age, and their memory is not as good as that of a dog.

Someone conveniently put their cell phones aside, drank some wine, and left after eating, successfully forgetting their cell phones.

When the waiter saw it, it was already too late. The customer left, and when he was about to take it to the counter, he picked it up with one hand first.

It was an ordinary-looking woman. The waiter didn't react for a moment and immediately took the phone away.

Because it was so natural, I thought he was the guest’s friend and didn’t pay attention.

The person who dropped his phone didn't remember it until he returned home. He touched his whole body and found that the phone had been dropped. He took a family member's phone to make a call.

The other party picked up after a long time. He tried to talk to me, but the other party just didn't speak.

The main thing is not how much the phone costs, but the fact that there are a lot of phone calls stored in it.

"I can give you money, please give me your phone back."

The other party called again the next day and asked to return the phone.

Yanli was sitting in the square with only a few thousand dollars in his bag and nothing but someone else's cell phone, saying, "I won't say anything, but you should be in a hurry." '

"Don't blame me for warning you. My mobile phone has five digits. If you don't return it, I will call the police."

Apparently he was willing to talk but refused to listen. Finally, the other party got angry and became anxious.

Then called the police.

The person was arrested directly based on real-time location.

Yan Li was surrounded by the police, and then taken into a police car. He didn't say anything along the way, and then was taken to the police station. When he arrived, he didn't say anything and refused to cooperate.

"Seizure of personal belongings without permission is a tort and shall be punished by detention for not less than five days but not more than ten days..."

The police saw that she had no access to food, and she didn’t even have her name, ID number, or even her location.

If the other person didn't have an expression that said, "What are you going to do with me?" the police would have thought the other person was a fool.

In the end, he was detained for five days, and they felt that he was better off than a fool.

There are very few, if not none, women detained in the detention center. In a four-person cell, Yanli has a roommate.

The other party looked at her fair and fair face with confusion and asked, "How did you get in?"

Yanli didn't answer, but grabbed the iron railing and started to play freely.

"The greatest tragedy in life is the loss of freedom, the greatest pain in life..."

The woman was speechless: "..."

"Iron doors, iron windows, iron chains, hold your hands on the iron windows and look outside..."

Woman: She sings so miserably, like someone who has been wronged.

After the second time.

Woman: She sang well, she seemed to have woken up.

The third time, the fourth time...

Woman: I have unique hobbies. Can I change rooms?

The tenth time...No.20 time.

Woman: I just made a small mistake, not a major crime. Why use torture on me!

It was useless for the police to stop him. When he opened the door, Yanli kept holding on to the iron railing and wouldn't let go no matter how hard he pulled, as if he was welded to it.

There was nothing the police could do.

From the beginning of watching the opera, women have become deafened: please stop singing, please stop singing, my head is buzzing.

Yanli refused to eat or receive education. He kept singing and singing until his voice became hoarse at night before he stopped. He finally had a meal in the evening.

The woman looked at her expressionlessly, but the other party was in a good mood, washed up, lay down and fell asleep, sleeping very soundly.

Originally everyone thought it was over.

The next day, it was dawn.

The singing sounded again, the voice that had been muted had recovered, and the singing was so engaging.

The next morning and noon, Yanli still didn't eat. When she came in, she had a big meal and survived the whole day.

I could have starved for three days, but this was only the second day. Staring for three days was too high-profile, so I decided to try starving for one day.

By the third day, everyone in the detention center felt like their minds had been brainwashed by this song.

I really couldn't stand it that night, so I planned to handcuff her to prevent her from continuing to grab the railing.

As a result, before they were used, the sleeping person suddenly opened his eyes, stood up and grabbed the railing and looked at them with an expression: "What do you want to do?"

After staring, the group of people, who were still in a state of disbelief, started singing again.

"The greatest tragedy in life is the loss of freedom, the greatest pain in life..."

"Iron doors, iron windows, iron chains, hold your hands on the iron windows and look outside..."

big night...

Police: We were wrong!

Others who could have had a quiet rest at night: You said she could just sing during the day, but now she can sing at night.

A group of people had this song in their heads, and Yan Li had already sang his roommate away.

But he still couldn't escape, and the singing echoed in the detention center.

Until, Yan Li has finished singing a thousand times.

Then the door of the detention center was opened, and a doctor in a white coat walked in. He poked me with a needle.

Yan Li dodged directly.

When she hid, the police were stunned. They didn't expect that the person who was welded to death on the iron railings besides sleeping would also know how to hide.

Everyone stepped forward to catch her, but they didn't expect that she was as slippery as a loach, so they couldn't catch her.

The logo on the doctor: Licheng Psychiatric Hospital.

The first time I stayed in the dormitory, I was unfamiliar with Yan Li and thought to myself: Oops, I'm screwed.

She could only say: "What are you doing? You are sick!"

Everyone: Aren’t you the one who is sick?

One of the policemen comforted him: "I'll take you to another place to sing."

Yanli exposed it: "Why don't you switch to a mental hospital? I just like singing, but you actually think I'm crazy."

Everyone: Aren’t you?

"You haven't eaten all day."

"It's two meals. I'm a good girl who loves the motherland. I have a small appetite. I eat one meal for six meals. I want to save food for the country. I can't lose weight!"

Everyone: That’s great. It’s the first time I’ve seen you. Let’s send it in.

"We don't believe it. You go and get it tested with the doctor, otherwise we don't believe it."

Yan Li: It is impossible to measure. If the needle bends when the needle is inserted, then the problem will be even bigger.

“Isn’t the law against singing?”

"..."

"I just stay in the station, I just have a unique hobby... I'm going out in two days. Others are depriving me of my political rights. You are directly depriving me of my rights as a normal person. You actually want to send me to a mental hospital. I will go to court to sue you. If If my family can't find me, you will be the first suspect. When the time comes, you will be given leniency if you confess, and stricter if you resist..."

The above five hundred words are omitted, the little mouth keeps talking, the logic is clear, and there is nothing wrong with it at first glance.

A group of people were successfully stunned.

Everyone: You say a lot, and you are right.

"Forget it, it's all my fault. I'm hungry. Please bring me some food." Yan Li walked down the steps.

Then everyone went down the slope.

In the next two days, Yanli was let out. When asked for his ID number, the answer was: the number is too long and I have a bad memory, so I can't remember it.

I can clearly remember a few hundred words in one breath, and it is so logically clear.

After scanning again and again, we came up with countless ID pages, a face that was disguised as Li Li, a real public face. At the same time, the pupils and eyes were changing wildly, making it impossible to confirm who it was.

As for the handprints, she doesn't test them, so there's nothing she can do about it.

There's nothing the police can do about this kind of scoundrel.

After finally sending the person away, I breathed a sigh of relief.

Including everyone who works in the station, they don’t want to make any mistakes when they come in. After they get out, they strive to be a good citizen.

Unfortunately, they relaxed too early.