Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

The two thought about it again and again and found that they had no choice but to look at the people on the edge of the raft.

I saw Yanli squatting down and putting his hand into the sea water.

The two of them were confused as to what she was doing, and then they saw that with a flick of her backhand, a fish was thrown in front of them.

The two were surprised. The cat and the dog looked at the big fish, while the cat stared blankly at the dog.

They knew Jiang Taigong was fishing, but the first time they saw him fishing with bare hands was in the sea.

At this time, Yan Li looked at his hand. He had just released his soul. He waved to attract the fish to come closer. He took back his soul. The fish ran away, released his soul again, and was attracted back.

She reached out and tried again, confirming that the switch that weakened the sense of presence, including affinity, would be turned off.

The soul is outside the body, closed.

She found it interesting, so she chose to shrink her soul and become a normal person.

Anyway, the progress of the mission depends on the time. She is going to play the so-called raft survival.

She was going to play some real survival, so she said to the two of them: "I was lucky this time. Next time I need to catch it myself, I will use this fish as bait."

The two of them were debating whether to cook or bake the fish, and decided to cut the fish into pieces and hang it on fish hooks for reuse.

Shu Yue covered the fishing rod and thought of the valuable fishing rod at home.

However, the material of this one cannot be seen. It is very light to start with, but it feels very strong, like a more expensive one.

The next second, my hands felt heavy, and I felt like I couldn't hold on, so I quickly called for help.

"Xiao Ling help!"

Bai Xiaoling, who was nearest, quickly stepped forward.

The two of them pulled the fishing rod at the same time and fought with the fish underwater.

But the fish was very strong and dragged the two of them to the edge.

At the same time the angle of the raft changed slightly.

A cat and a dog quickly bit their clothes and dragged them back.

The two of them stuck themselves and did not dare to give up the fishing rod, which was their only survival tool.

The big fish struggled under the water for a long time and was finally dragged up by two people.

"Hahaha……"

Looking at the tug-of-war trophies, the two of them laughed heartily and felt comfortable. A cat and a dog came closer and sniffed to prevent the fish from struggling and jumping into the water.

It starts with a fish, and survival depends on the fish making fish.

Then the two stewed the fish.

It tasted good, and they were obviously good cooks.

Yan Li watched from the side, neither helping nor stopping.

Fishing in the sea is easy. The problem is that if you catch the wrong fish, you will become a fisherman.

After all, everything in the ocean is measured in tons.

To avoid being pulled into the sea, the two only used small baits.

The next day, the raft floated to the edge of a small island.

Shu Yue and Bai Xiaoling couldn't wait to get to the island, finally feeling down to earth.

Then she dug up the soil and used conch shells as big as the seashore as flowerpots to plant seeds.

The island is too small and has no extra resources except a little bit of soil.

Several people here are very good at water, including a cat and a dog.

There was a lot of food near the coral reef.

"The resources here are so rich, but the island is too small. If it is bigger, you can play wilderness survival. What do you think..." Shu Yue looked regretful.

Bai Xiaoling nodded.

Then I saw a cat and a dog nodding, and I couldn't help but say: "You know, nodding at what?"

She didn't care after saying that. She knew they were smart, but she didn't know exactly how smart they were.

at this time

The raft is hung with countless kelp, and there are countless large conches, some of which are mud, some of which are sea water, and there are also small fish in the sea water.

The raft continued to float with the current.

until the third day

Yanli's cell phone suddenly rang.

The two were playing a single-player game when they suddenly heard a sound and thought it was singing. After all, there was no signal in the vast sea.

But the phone was picked up.

"Hey."

"Where are you!" the voice of the person on the opposite side said, trying to calm down.

Yanli looked at the two people who were surprised that there was a signal, then smiled evilly and said: "You guess."

Chen Minghui: I guess your sister!

"Give me back my wife!"

"Give me my girlfriend back!"

Two voices sounded at the same time, with prayers in their gritted teeth.

Yanli didn't answer. He handed his phone to the two people who were approaching him and said, "It's for you."

Shu Yue took the phone.

The two found that the phone was indeed connected, and it was not Yanli who was teasing them.

Bai Xiaoling pressed the speakerphone and said 'hello'.

As soon as the speakerphone is turned on, the person on the other end starts to give advice.

"Where are you? Come back quickly. The sea is very dangerous. There have been storms recently..."

where is it?

Shu Yue and Bai Xiaoling looked at the sea surface, which was full of sea water, and said very proudly: "It's okay, Xiao Li can do anything!"

Bai Xiaoling answered honestly: "I don't know."

"Tell us, you people! Where!" It was obvious that the person on the other end of the phone was going crazy.

Ghosts are omnipotent, that's the ocean. If it hadn't spread online, they would have thought they were going on a trip.

Is this something I can follow casually?

The person you follow is a life-threatening master. No matter how much you trust me, you will never have such faith!

Chen Minghui: Wife, come back quickly, I can’t bear it alone!

Yan Zhenghao: Girlfriend, have you been fed ecstasy?

Upon hearing the wind and waves, Shu Yue felt that it was quite dangerous. She looked at Yanli without stopping her, her CPU was running quickly, and then she handed over the phone.

Yan Li took the phone and said, "I'll send you the coordinates, and you can use the Bad De map to navigate."

The other side of the phone was speechless: "..."

Then really share the map.

"Don't run around, we'll pick you up..."

run around?

Bai Xiaoling looked again, how could she run like this? The raft was floating, and they couldn't stop it!

But this coordinate is awesome and updates in real time.

System possession must be of high quality.

A ship came closer and closer, and finally stopped beside the raft.

Shu Yue looked at her husband's cold face and suddenly felt that she had done something very wrong. However, she felt that Xiao Li was omnipotent and deeply rooted, so she just went on a trip with her.

I felt like I was wrong, I just felt like I had deceived my family, not a safety issue.

Bai Xiaoling didn't feel wrong at all. There were so many crazy people in the world, why couldn't there be one more like her?

She looked at the other person's cold face, and she was also cold.

What's wrong with me? I'm an adult. I want to explore the world. Life and death are destiny. Wealth is in the sky. Just do it!

Anyone who shines with the boss is crazy. This is the charm of the boss.

The two got on the ship and looked at the raft below.

There was one person, one cat and one dog on the raft, just looking at them.

"Xiao Li, aren't you going back?"

Yan Li looked at Shu Yue's belly and waved.

Then under the eyes of everyone, he raised his foot again and kicked hard.

The entire raft began to move away.

The people on the boat looked confused: I didn’t feel the boat rocking just now!

Shu Yue waved vigorously at the retreating figure until the raft drifted away, then looked down at her belly.

"Wife!" A resentful voice sounded from behind.

She turned back to face the angry face and asked with her hands on her hips.

"Bao, are you questioning my Xiaoli's ability?"

Chen Minghui sighed: "No."

But in his heart, he didn't believe it. How could humans compete with nature? Only his wife regarded Han Li as a god, like a fanatic and a die-hard fan.

But he couldn't understand it, just like he couldn't understand those who chase stars.

"But my wife..."

Shu Yue directly interrupted his spellcasting and said: "I'm pregnant."

Chen Minghui: Huh?