Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

Until the proprietress came out, bagged the pancakes she had spread, handed them out and said, "The ones we just spread are a bit hot. You can eat them cold. I'm counting on you today."

Yan Li took the bag and nodded, she was a good girl who had no food today.

After eating for more than twenty days, I wanted to change my taste.

The landlady thought she could see what the little sister looked like, but in the end she only saw her white hands taking the cake into the doll costume.

I just thought that it took a lot of courage for this cute and shy little girl to take the initiative to look for a job.

Yanli ate the cake and started the day's work-for-meal time.

She first stood outside the door as a decoration.

The landlady saw her standing there for a long time and lifted a stool for her to sit on.

"Sit down, don't be in a hurry, we won't have guests for dinner until eleven o'clock."

Yan Li nodded and did not sit down. At this time, she could stand for three days and three nights without any problems. In addition, the doll suit made it difficult to sit down, so she continued to stand.

The landlady didn't know, she just sighed that she was such a conscientious little girl.

Until customers began to get off the bus on the main street one after another, Yan Li took a leaflet and walked to the street.

When a group of people were debating whether to eat stir-fried vegetables or dry pot, she walked up and said, "Guest, do you want fish hot pot? It's delicious."

At the same time, a three-meter-tall soul enveloped several people and kept repeating: "Eat fish, eat fish, eat fish..."

Several people had not planned to eat fish, but there was a voice in their hearts, and they suddenly felt that eating fish seemed good.

Then, under the surprised look of the landlady, a group of people were brought into the store, and the landlady gave a thumbs up.

Yan Li continues to look for the hunting...guest.

Forager: "What do we eat?"

Yanli: "Eat fish, eat fish, eat fish..."

Couple: "What do you want for lunch, baby?"

Yanli: "Eat fish, eat fish, eat fish..."

Patients with difficulty in choosing: "What should I eat? This, this, or that?"

Yanli: "Eat fish, eat fish, eat fish..."

We ate fish repeatedly at noon. The fish hot pot restaurant was full at noon, and the boss had no time to eat.

Yan Li came to her side and said, "Boss, I'm hungry."

Hungry...Food...

"What do you want to eat?"

“Fish hotpot.”

"it is good."

Yanli got a separate fish hot pot. On a small table, she opened the fish's lid, revealing a round and cute face.

This is what it looks like after the disguise. Match the voice with the face to ensure that the appearance is the same and the deception effect can be achieved.

The fish hotpot is delicious, and Yanli comes for the smell.

After eating, pull back the Tianling Cap of the fish.

It was already past three o'clock when the boss lady finished her work, so she had dinner with several aunties. They had filled their stomachs in the middle of the meal, but they were still hungry.

After the boss finished eating, he started preparing the side dishes. During this period, he gave Yanli water and had no time to care about her at other times.

Yan Li just watched them busy while the landlady was settling accounts at the bar.

She was standing at the door, looking at the sky. The whole picture was very harmonious.

After five o'clock, the whole street echoed two words repeatedly.

"Eat fish, eat fish, eat fish..."

It's a pity that people are ignorant and have only one feeling: they want to eat fish.

Soul brainwashing is countless times more powerful than psychological suggestion.

Before leaving, the landlady not only wanted to give him money, but also wanted to keep him, but Yanli refused.

Count down a few days, find a part-time job at a restaurant to eat whatever you want, and then eat for free.

At this level, the system still determines that it is a meal. As long as you dare to pick up the chopsticks, you will do it. As long as you are thick-skinned, there is no possibility of starving.

"Ding, congratulations to the host for completing the mission. Obtained... Mission [-] Kakaka... System crashed... Broken... Restart... Failed to restart. Update... Update and repair in progress... Repair completed."

"Ding, the system is being updated...updated."

"Ding, the novice protection period is over, the host please pay attention to personal safety."

Yanli: Protection period for newbies? ? ?

"Ding, the main mission is released: barter for barter."

"Main mission content: Exchange a piece of candy for a planet. Of course, that is impossible. Exchange things for things a hundred times."

"Task tip: Find a stranger to exchange for something. The other party needs to agree to the exchange. You cannot exchange for something less valuable than the item in your hand. Reset if failed. Initial item: one candy."

"Mission progress: 0/100 times."

"Mission completion reward: Maw of Steel."

"There are no limits to the tasks. The health points are reset to zero and the tasks are not completed. After death, the soul becomes charred and can only twist and roar and crawl."

"Please ask the mentally retarded host to complete the task as soon as possible..."

personal attributes

Name: Yan Li (King of Bagua, Listener of Secrets of the Dead, Ambassador of Love, Star of Social Practice)

Gender: Female

Physique: 100 (Hey, big baby, holding you is like holding a diamond, hard)

Beauty value: 90 (beauty is not fixed and fluctuates)

Health: 74/100 (You live, you live hard)

Special ability: Cannot die until health reaches zero.

A stomach of steel?

What is it?

"Ding, the stomach of steel: it can digest any food without losing any nutrients, and stores the nutrients for the body to consume. One meal will last for three days."

This is the third prompt box, ability introduction.

"What's your constitution?"

The system does not respond.

"What is the novice protection period?"

The system still does not respond.

"A retarded system is not as useful as a web search."

Yanli swiped the sugar coating in her hand. The system was so afraid that she would cause trouble, so the sugar was already prepared.

It didn't matter that she didn't get an answer. She went to the company the next day.

in the company

Chen Peilin was already waiting there. She was well dressed at this time, with makeup to cover up her haggardness, and her eyes were bright and lively.

She was still sitting there nervously, holding the water glass in her hand without taking a sip.

"It's okay, don't be nervous. The boss often picks up employees on the road. We are all picked up by the boss." Bai Xiaoling comforted.

"I know this. What do I need to prepare, and how do I answer the boss's question?" Chen Peilin said that she knew, and in the employee column, several of the introductions ended with: The boss picked it up.

She just wanted to know what she needed to do.

"No need, just say it boldly. Just agree to whatever the boss says and what position he gives you. Don't worry about whether you succeed or not." Bai Xiaoling finished.

Others also nodded.

"The boss is upstairs."

The words fell.

Chen Peilin met all the employees, who changed from busy to leisurely. Some drank tea, some played games, some petted their cats, and some retouched their makeup.

She said she couldn't understand and asked, "What are you doing?"

Bai Xiaoling drank coffee and said: "Don't worry about them, they just don't let the boss see that they are busy."

"Why?" Chen Peilin's whole person was filled with a big question mark.

Shouldn't everyone be busy expressing themselves when the boss comes?

"We were too busy. The boss thought we were working hard, so the company gave us a reward."

Chen Peilin knew that her boss was generous and it seemed that there was no problem in sending it to the company, so...

"Isn't that great?"

"Believe it or not, the boss gave us the company, and the next day we were naked and sold blood to mend the holes."

Seeing everyone's serious faces, Chen Peilin said uncertainly: "It shouldn't be... right?"

"Stop talking, the boss is out of the elevator!"

Bai Xiaoling stopped talking and patted Chen Peilin on the shoulder to reassure her. She walked to the floor-to-ceiling window with her coffee in hand to look at the scenery in the distance.

The back view is so pretentious.