Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

"Boss, the eighteenth floor is finished."

The site in Jingshi has been repaired.

Second day

Yanli was wearing a doll costume, sitting in the car and looking at the sky.

When the airport arrived, she put on her last doll costume and walked to the outside of the airport, followed by her suitcase.

This time, it is a bee shark doll suit. The upper body is like a shark, and the lower body is very yellow and bright. It has a raised bee butt and small wings on its back.

The bee's butt swings from side to side as it walks, which is very eye-catching.

The boarding time hadn't come yet, so she stood on the busy road again, looking at the sky.

Then she came into the picture again. In this era, live broadcasts of variety shows are everywhere. Recordings and broadcasts are no longer popular, and several types are needed to add up.

Moreover, the live broadcast lasted very long, and all the guests’ words and deeds were invisible during the live broadcast.

The only difference is that with the development of technology, live broadcast footage can automatically recognize the faces of blurred passers-by.

As a strange creature, Yanli didn't get this treatment. Because he didn't show his face and had no blurring effect, he became the most conspicuous and beautiful cub.

Guest life variety show, celebrity detector.

Barrage [-]: Bee Shark?block?Who is this? He did it on purpose!

Barrage [-]: This is so disgusting. Who wears this at the airport?

Barrage [-]: It's okay, it's just a doll suit. How sensitive are you guys? I doubt you know anything. After all, the more you know, the more you understand and the more you jump around.

Barrage [-]: Shit, if you are taking a photo and someone makes a contemptuous gesture behind your back, and then is photographed in the same frame, you will be happy. Isn’t this disgusting?

Barrage [-]: No, no, the boss has been playing with this for a while. Why is it strange? Maybe he is a fan of the boss. This is not the first time I have met him, but his clothes are a bit strange.

Netizen [-]: The manufacturer of this kind of clothes is not good. I don’t know what celebrities are doing. They are most taboo about this. If I want to get promoted and make a fortune, give me a broom star.

Netizens chattered their opinions, and the variety show star who was live broadcasting could also see it. He smiled slightly and said: "I must be a fan of Boss [-]. The boss always likes to do some unexpected things."

This answer is watertight, does not persuade or participate, and can still attract popularity. After all, the four words "Eighteen Boss" mean popularity.

People mention it every day on the entire Internet, and click on a full-screen article detailing what the Eighteen Bosses have done, and analyzing the Eighteen Bosses and the boss's social practice and investigation in those years.

But rarely: What is the boss doing today.

There is only past analysis, no follow-up reports at this time.

Because no one dares, he has been named and praised by the country n times, and has countless die-hard fans. If you dare to touch the boss, try it, and the color of the tea seeds will be found out for you.

Anyone who touches Boss Eighteen will say one thing: he cannot live innocently in this world.

Of course, the boss's die-hard fans are not ordinary die-hard fans.

Someone else’s serious die-hard fan: Ah!My brother is so handsome, I'm going to die.

The boss's die-hard fans are like Chaoyang people. Anyone who dares to criticize the boss will get in as long as he commits a crime.

The boss’s special die-hard fan: I am willing to die for the boss.

This is not a joke, and I don't blame them. After all, the boss is like recreating his parents, and there are people who have been saved by the boss.

Especially women, they can live a normal life and no one dares to say nonsense to their face, giving them a chance to breathe and the courage to survive.

The society suddenly became harmonious due to this sweep, and everyone became much friendlier.

What's more, the country's promulgation of cyber criminal laws, coupled with the real-name authentication of one person and one number, has muddied the waters and there is nothing to hide from.

Everyone suddenly felt that the whole world was much 'cleaner'. This feeling made people less malicious.

In other words, some people know that they are afraid and hide, and society presents a strange peace.

Yan Li didn't pay attention to these. After all, her most frequent actions on the phone were to take out the phone and make calls.

As long as she is doing tasks, she is never bored.

Because they imitated her and looked at the sky, many people spent less time holding their mobile phones.

Her every move is imitated, and her every move carries a fashion trend.

The people who buy the most doll clothes are those who have been rescued. They dare not go out, because with this clothes, they can successfully walk out of the door, come to the busy street, stand in the sun, and dry out the fog in their hearts. haze.

I don’t know if the live broadcast guest did this intentionally or unintentionally.

At this time, in the live broadcast room, Bee Shark was passing through the security check, shaking his butt and walking directly through the widest security check.

It can only be said that it is not only for rich people, but for fat people.

Yanli had no intention of taking off her clothes. Anyway, it was quite interesting. She even twisted a little, just letting herself go.

Then there was a person following her. This person was also wearing a doll costume and was also letting himself go. One of them was Gu Yong. It was like he had found a like-minded person.

Yan Li took a second look at this Abyss Mouth (cute version with little bee skin).

One is twerking, the other is very cheerful, this scene is very interesting.

The live broadcast ended after the two entered the VIP channel.

Because the time was just right, we boarded the plane directly. Coincidentally, they were both in first class and facing the door.

The man seemed to have been thinking about it for a long time and said hello: "Hello."

Yanli heard the nervousness in the voice, turned his head to imitate the other person, and replied with the same magnetic voice: "Hello."

She always felt that the voice sounded familiar, as if she had heard it somewhere.

Little Bee was very nervous and continued to ask: "Are you going to Beijing?"

Yanli also asked: "Are you going to Beijing?"

The man nodded and said, "I'm going to the capital city too. What about you, what are you going to the capital city for?"

Yanli said: "I'm going to the capital city too. What about you, what are you going to the capital city for?"

The nervous man finally stopped being nervous, and then he finally realized something was wrong.

She's learning to speak on her own, it's really...so cute!

After Yanli repeated it, seeing that the other party was silent, he didn't take the initiative to speak and started to check his new task.

The last progress is over, and the new mission is already prompted when entering the airport.

"Ding, congratulations to the host for completing the mission. Obtained... Mission [-] Kakaka... System crashed... Broken... Restart... Failed to restart. Update... Update and repair in progress... Repair completed."

"Ding, the main mission is released: Parrot Learning."

"Main task content: imitate other people's tone, tone and demeanor, and repeat the other person's words."

"Task tip: You need to be careful when imitating, just make sure you don't get beaten."

"Task progress: 0/10000 sentences."

"Reward for completing the mission: Physique +10."

"There are no limits to the tasks. The health points are reset to zero and the tasks are not completed. After death, the soul becomes charred and can only twist and roar and crawl."

"Please ask the mentally retarded host to complete the task as soon as possible..."

personal attributes

Name: Yan Li (King of Bagua, Listener of Secrets of the Dead, Ambassador of Love, Star of Social Practice)

Gender: Female

Constitution: 70 (You can make a crisp sound with one slap, which is the sound of someone else's bones breaking.)

Beauty value: 90 (beauty is not fixed and fluctuates)

Health: 75/100 (Abba, Abba, Abba, Abba...)

Special ability: Cannot die until health reaches zero.