Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

"Ding, the update is complete. In view of the excellent performance of the host, the activation reward is: a century achievement."

"Ding, the main mission is released: Bole's gaze."

"The main mission content: Go to remote areas to find new stars of wisdom covered in dust, and teach students in accordance with their aptitude. The target age is under 12 years old."

"Task progress: 0/1000 people"

"Reward for completing the mission: Physique +10."

"Task Tips: Stare at the target for more than three seconds. A prompt box will appear above the target's head, and the quality of wisdom will automatically be displayed, which are: general, good, superior, rare, and perfect."

"Confirming the buried new star of wisdom will prompt the degree of completion. The prompts are divided into failing and passing. Passing the progress is considered success. Teaching students in accordance with their aptitude and successfully studying are perfect progress."

"There is no limit to the mission time. If the mission is cleared without completing the mission, after death, the soul becomes charred and can only twist and roar and crawl."

Name: Yanli (King of Bagua, Listener of Secrets of the Dead, Ambassador of Love, Star of Social Practice, Lord of Cats and Dogs)

Gender: Female

Age: 23

Constitution: 10 (weak chicken among weak chickens)

Beauty value: 90 (beauty is not fixed and fluctuates)

Health value: 77/100 (Oh, not bad~ There are still 77 years left before you are one hundred years old. Don’t be too happy. Your current vitality will make the bastard sigh when he sees it.)

Special ability: Cannot die until health reaches zero.

"Please ask the mentally retarded host to complete the task as soon as possible..."

distortion!

roar!

crawl!

"..."

Yan Li felt itchy in his hands and wanted to remove the newly grown brain of the retarded system without anesthesia.

She took a deep breath and was used to the strange yin and yang energy in her system. This time it touched her reverse scales.

There was a flash of coldness in his eyes, his soul began to become unstable, and he unconsciously became bloodthirsty.

"Ouyang, you touched my reverse scale!"

……

"How dare you let Liu Bo's bangs leave scars!"

……

"..." Because of these two sentences, Yanli's eyes suddenly became clear, and he even felt that he was somewhat funny.

Looking at the two who were watching the video, they were watching the human beings going crazy in the short video with great interest.

"Let's go."

Feng Yun felt a little cold all over his body for a moment, and couldn't help shivering. He wondered if he had turned on the air conditioner on a cold day. He looked at the busy base and found that there was no problem, so he suspected that it was a weather problem.

Then hearing these two words, she asked as usual.

"Boss, where are we going?"

Yan Li was silent and thinking about the task.

It’s not difficult to find someone, but the difficulty lies in teaching students in accordance with their aptitude. Who will teach...

Also, how to distinguish which subject to study is not something that happens overnight.

Where to start first is the question...

Feng Yun waited for the boss's answer.

"Go back to Licheng first."

"Good boss."

Yanli had no choice. She had low education and little knowledge. She was useless. As long as she could compete with the underworld for people, no problem would be a problem.

I can only let go and start causing trouble.

The scenery outside the window recedes from the constant flow of traffic to the highway.

Yan Li was thinking about it, and the fleeting car brought her back to her senses: "Feng Yun, accelerate the fastest."

Feng Yun stepped on the accelerator without hesitation, passed a car, and turned the RV into a racing car. This was the car she personally selected and had the highest functionality.

Yanli watched one or two cars being pushed behind. There was a straight passage ahead, and there was a turn at the front. She lazily said again: "Slow down, go forward in an S-shape, let the cars behind slow down and stop them." .”

Feng Yun did as she was told. Although this was a highway and she didn't know what her boss was going to do, she believed in her boss.

While driving, pay attention to the vehicles behind you and be ready to avoid them at any time.

Shu Yue: Brainwashing comes in handy. Everything Xiao Li says is right. Long live Xiao Li!

The wave combination was tossed around by the RV, so I stopped watching the short video and tried my best to stabilize my body shape.

Because of the loss of control of the RV, the cars behind began to slow down slowly. No one dared to overtake, for fear that they would be injured if they tried to avoid it.

The huge soul was higher than the mountain, looking down at the front. It was an out-of-control oil tanker that had crashed into the right side of the guardrail when she looked.

It had been a long time since she had cared about other people's lives and deaths. This accident was so big that she decided to intervene.

"Boom..." There was a loud sound, and then fire and a large amount of smoke rose into the sky.

The vehicle stopped and I felt a wave of heat in the winter.

There was no way to save the tanker truck driver.

In fact, Yan Li didn't know what the accident was, so he just tried his best to prevent it.

Seeing that there is no problem, return to the original state before the ghost comes, and the next step is to deal with the problem.

This is close to Licheng. There are many vehicles returning to the city here. There are few vehicles on the other road at this time, but it still affects a few vehicles.

Soon the police, fire and rescue vehicles arrived.

The police walked toward the RV.

Yanli leaned on the chair and said to Feng Yun, who was lost in thought:

"Feng Yun, tell the police that I asked you to drive like this. Just say that I saw the oil tanker on fire."

Feng Yun came back to his senses, didn't ask anything, and responded simply: "Okay boss."

She got out of the car and talked to the traffic police.

The traffic policeman looked at the RV and the license plate. He obviously knew who it was, but he still had to know the situation and make a punishment or reward.

The road was being cleared, and the traffic police got on the bus and started asking questions.

"How do you confirm that there is a problem with the tanker truck?"

"My pets are very uneasy. They are very smart and can sense danger. I happen to have good eyesight and saw sparks on the oil tanker when I turned. Actually, I am not sure, but I still asked my driver to drive like this to slow down the cars behind. I hope I saw it wrong, but I didn’t expect..."

Yanli hesitated to speak, looking for a perfunctory excuse, but it was impossible for her to say that she saw a group of people dying.

The traffic policeman looked at the cat and dog in the den.

When he turned his head, the cat and the dog suddenly started acting out, becoming frightened and uneasy.

When the traffic policeman looked over, he saw the cat's back arched with explosive hair.

The dog's eyes widened and he didn't dare to move.

The cat and the dog looked in the direction of the oil tank.

The traffic policeman was inexplicably convinced, asked a few more questions and left. After getting off the car, he made a phone call and headed for the car behind him.

The cat and the dog recovered, looked at each other, and moved away from each other with disgust in their eyes. They disliked each other for being too exaggerated.

During this period of time, Yanli didn't know why the two little ones were getting smarter and smarter. It was probably due to watching too many short videos. They were already somewhat intelligent, but they learned it through secondary development.

Sure enough, no matter who you are, you need to study more. The more you see, the smarter you will be.

After waiting for a while, someone came over and thanked Feng Yun. The traffic police probably said the reason was that the RV saved their lives at the risk of breaking the law.

They wanted to ask Yan Li to apologize, but Feng Yun stopped them and explained.

Shu Yue has told her that the boss doesn't like to communicate with others, doesn't like to make noise, and doesn't care about anyone's thanks. The boss only cares about her social investigation and practice.

Feng Yun probably understands that a boss who sets goals and accomplishes them conscientiously has a tenacious and focused character.

Soon the traffic started to flow and was slowly cleared. There was a long queue of cars on the rerouted road.