Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

At this time, in the live broadcast screen, the camera started to zoom in and out from a far distance.

Xiaobo is beating up a new cat, which is twice the size of the cats here, giving it an absolute crushing advantage.

The audience in the live broadcast room saw the Maine Coon cat without showing its claws. Bang Bang knocked the cat to the ground with two punches, meowing fiercely at it, as if saying something in warning.

Then the beaten cat weakly entered the sand basin, squatted down and buried it in the soil.

Only then did Xiaobo let it go.

Qi Yu pulled back the camera and said: "Call the police, call Sheriff Black Cat."

Audience [-]: "Sorry host, hahaha... I couldn't help but laugh. The cat was pooping at first, and then it was beaten. I saw the cat was about to poop out, and then retracted."

Audience [-]: “This is the first time I’ve seen someone beaten for urinating and urinating in the open. His feces was beaten back and he went to the toilet obediently.”

Audience [-]: "This piece of evidence does not constitute a crime, unlike the Maomao MLM organization. Sheriff Black Cat said it doesn't care."

Audience [-]: "Wow...the cat litter box is automatically cleaned, and the dog is walked on the grass. It's so luxurious. Is this a homeless home? This is: my dog ​​has been wandering for many years, but he was found and entered the palace!"

Audience [-]: "You haven't seen it. It's so spacious. Even the dogs can get into the dog litter box obediently."

Audience [-]: Are you still homeless...single?I can!

Qi Yu didn't speak. When the dog adoption person spoke, it was the voice of a gentle young lady.

"That's the training result of Boss Xiaolang and Boss Dog. Do you want to call the police dog police?"

It’s the same retort, the audience has nothing to say, and it’s useless to speak.

Because they discovered that Boss Li, a legend in the live broadcast industry, had entered the live broadcast room.

The previous barrage was instantly covered, and the new barrage was so fast that it was difficult to see clearly.

This time the stars of the universe have not come yet.

Qi Yu heard about Li Boss, the boss's friend, whose identity is a mystery. He is not just ordinary rich. As expected, the rich boss's friends are even richer!

As soon as Liboss came, he was instantly on the hot list. He didn’t even need a gift to top the list. Li4444 was the hot spot.

A starry sky covered the whole world, and then continued to ten. The audience rushed for gifts. There were messages on the gift barrage, and there was no space on the message barrage. At this time, a starlight barrage popped up.

Li 4444: Let’s get started.

Audience: What to start?

Qi Yu saw it, and that was the beginning of entering the state.

"Welcome to the audience, I am the anchor Xiao Qi, the hair-washing boy of the Stray Animal Home. Of course, I wash my hair to help them..."

The screen instantly changed to one, which was a drone looking down from above.

"This is a home for stray animals and a small animal training academy. The trainers are: Cat Boss, Instructor Xiaobo, and our dog boss, Instructor Xiaolang. Please call them Wave Combination."

A cat and a dog appear in the video, and the screen recording and training content from the two instructors are played at the same time, and then it switches back to the online live broadcast.

At this time, the two live broadcasts were moving forward and came to the two instructors.

"I'd like to invite two instructors to speak."

Crowd: ? ? ?

The audience was watching carefully, but suddenly this sentence came out.

I saw two instructors actually sitting in front of the camera. One began to meow and the other barked, as if they were really giving a speech.

As they talked, the voices became louder and louder. The two people who were originally facing the camera suddenly turned their heads and faced each other in the video, and began to become fierce.

Audience [-]: Is this a quarrel?

The camera pulls back, and outside the live broadcast, a dog and a cat are yelling at each other through the glass wall. The dog bites the glass, and the cat keeps clawing, but can't catch each other.

Audience [-]: Hahaha... It’s really a quarrel. Neither of the two instructors is convinced by the other.

Qi Yu quickly said: "Sorry, sorry, live broadcast accident." Turning to the quarreling cats and dogs, he said: "The boss is watching you, stop arguing..."

Audience [-]: Stop fighting, stop fighting...

Audience [-]: Hahaha, it feels like a picture.

The audience has never seen such an interesting scene.

The cat and the dog immediately shut up their mouths. Just a moment ago, they were showing their fierce looks. The next second...

"Meow~" Xiaobo called out sweetly into the phone.

And Xiaolang was lying on the ground, tilting his head this way and that, waiting for his big watery dog ​​eyes, acting cute online.

The audience was 6:[-]. None of the movie stars reacted as quickly as they did, and their expressions could be adjusted freely.

Qi Yu saw that it was almost the same and started to talk about adoption and adoption matters.

"We are not adopting them today. If there are stray cats and dogs, we can send them to you. If the cats at home are disobedient, you can also send them to us for further training. Let me introduce them to you first..."

The audience became interested and waited for the anchor's introduction with great interest.

"Boss of Cat Claw Beast, legendary quality, identity: instructor, wisdom: 10 points or more, skills: salty, sweet or cute, he will be ruthless in fighting, of course... this is just the boss's pet, not within the scope of adoption."

Xiaobo let him hold her, and heard Ai Chong meow proudly.

Then a sweet female voice sounded.

"Boss of dog-clawed beasts, legendary quality, wisdom: 10 points or more, skills: king of dogs, as soon as he shows his teeth, other dog-clawed beasts will automatically clamp their tails. Of course... this is only the boss's pet and is not within the scope of adoption."

As soon as the dog was introduced, he rushed out, slapped his paw at the other dogs who were guarding the food, and the dogs howled and howled. Then they ate obediently and never dared to guard the food again.

It was a very funny day when I was in a state of turmoil, but not injured, and had a crushing nuclear test.

"The following is an introduction to our adoptable claw beasts (pets)..."

It may seem like a simple introduction, but you need to identify and become familiar with each small animal, which is very difficult.

Following their introduction, Yanli left the live broadcast room.

The audience began to dwindle, but most remained.

Everyone has never seen such a strange adoption method. The adopter has to take a test, the introduction of pets is also novel, and the live broadcast is full of jokes.

After watching too many people, it is still very fun to see the jokes of various small animals.

……

After Yanli went offline, he didn't take care of it anymore. When the number of people decreased, he went online a few more times to boost the popularity. There was no need to do anything else.

The progress started to move, very slowly, like ants moving.

The RV was parked outside the somewhat lively base gate.

Qi Yu was live broadcasting. His phone vibrated and he picked up the call. Listening to the words on the other end, he didn't turn off the live broadcast room and said to the dog and cat who were tit-for-tat: "The boss is coming to pick you up at the door."

As soon as he said this, he saw two afterimages running away in the live broadcast room.

The camera follows the wave group as they rush onto the car quickly.

The dog didn't brake and ran directly in through the car door.

The cat jumped directly through the window.

He looked like he was afraid that he would be late and not be able to eat meat in time.

The RV drives away again.

Next, stop at every corner of the city, open the car door, get out of the car with the cat and the dog, and wait.

The nose of the wave combination is very sensitive, and it can smell the location of the same kind, then find it, turn away, drive it to the car, and then continue to search.

Leave the rest to Yan Li.

The two of them didn't get into the car. When the stray cats and dogs saw them leaving, they were about to start a fight.

Suddenly, when they saw the humans sitting side by side, they immediately clamped their tails and got along well and harmoniously.

In their eyes, a pair of eyes looked at them, and they saw that their legs were weak and they couldn't resist at all.

That's powerful humanity.