Reborn emperor, the empress calls you to conquer the world together
Chapter 260 Being hit by a pig
Qu Liushang was about to have a fit, but when she heard the man say, "Let me hold you for a while, today is the death anniversary of my parents." She lowered her arms.Forget it, arguing with pigs will only make you angry.
Can...
I just let you hold me for a while, I didn't let you fall asleep.She became anxious and patted the man's blushing face, "Hey, wake up..." Zi Su muttered dissatisfiedly, "Mom, I'm so sleepy..."
Damn it, you still call me mother, Qu Liushang got angry and pushed him away, causing him to fall wherever he wanted.Turn around, open the door of the box and leave.
Without paying any attention, the man who "happened" to fall onto the table smiled coquettishly at first, and then his eyes turned red... He really missed his mother.
It's time to go see them.
In the corridor, Qu Liushang, who was hurriedly walking out, was stopped by the waiter enthusiastically, "Girl, how was the food and wine? If you are not satisfied with anything, just tell me..."
Qu Liushang was impatient and said in a perfunctory tone, "No, it's pretty good."
Who knows, the waiter in the shop was extremely indifferent at the moment, blocking the middle of the corridor, "Then... can you please settle the bill first?"
Oh, so that’s why.Qu Liushang was annoyed and said, "Go to the room and ask the remaining person for money." It was Zi Su who invited her to drink, asking her for some money~
The waiter smiled helplessly, "Girl, stop joking, there's no one else in the room..."
When Qu Liushang took him back to the private room, he saw no one.Her energy and blood surged up, her orifices filled with smoke, and any sympathy and pity she had for Zi Su disappeared in an instant.
You said you, it’s okay to go on a date with a girl on the anniversary of the death of your parents; you still don’t pay after the fucking meal.She stood there with her chest heaving for a while.
If she wants to deal with this pig again, she will be... a pig too.
He took out a banknote from his pocket, slapped it hard on the table, and said in a bad tone, "No need to look for it!"
When the waiter saw the person leaving, he picked up the banknote and grinned.Oops, his boss was so kind to him.The extra money given to him as a reward is enough for him to earn for a year. "
...
Nalan Yunxi is worried about his children. Recently, he has been on duty at the Yamen early.
As soon as I opened the door and entered the house, I smelled something unusual.The scent, the familiar scent.He is a male bustard and is very sensitive to various fragrances.
Suppressing the surprise in my heart, I quickly walked to the bedroom...
Sure enough, he said in an excited tone, "Why are you here so early today?"
My mother-in-law is very busy.
Even if I come to see my children, it is always in the evening or evening, and it is rare that I come here at noon.
He took off his official robe, took off his black gauze hat, and hung it up.Seeing that the woman didn't speak, and was still staring at the three eggs in a daze, he slowly walked over, pulled up a stool and sat on the edge together, "What, do you miss the child... or... miss me?" Originally speaking seriously, As he spoke, he became obscene, especially when he was close to the ear and nibbling on someone's earlobe from time to time...
The woman lay beside the bed and said lazily, "Don't mess with me."
The two have been together for a long time, and Nalan Yunxi knows her somewhat.If you don’t want to say it, it’s best not to ask.He didn't speak anymore, and stretched out his big hand to stroke her long black hair...
Then his eyes were glued to the side of the woman's face, tracing up and down.Why is his woman so beautiful? Her skin is so good that you can even see the down on it.His cheeks were just a little red, "Have you been drinking?"
The woman still doesn't speak.
He stopped in time and just stared quietly...
Suddenly, his eyes saw the glitter on the woman's long eyelashes, and he was frightened and moved closer, "What, who messed with you?"
The woman turned to look at him and said in a dull tone, "Yunxi, do you love me?"
When asked, the man laughed softly, "Hehe...hehe..." I understood.This woman is obviously emotionally frustrated.Look at her again, wearing a golden purple coat and skirt with white fox fur trimmed on the collar, looking dignified and formal. "Why, are you meeting envoys from another country?"
"Why don't you answer me?" The woman was hurt and now very persistent.
The man smiled and pinched her face, "This is not nonsense."
"Really? Why?"
She didn't understand. It was just a calculation. What was the difference between Zi Su and this person? (Author: Three children and several months of careful companionship)
Seeing the inquiry in the woman's eyes, the man answered seriously and obscenely, "Because you are beautiful, and you still have a good life...ah!! It hurts, don't slap me in the face, I have to go to the Yamen tomorrow..."
After Nalan Yunxi was severely beaten, he finally became honest.Seeing that the woman's back was about to disappear at the door, he hurriedly added, "It's also because you are the mother of my child..."
Qu Liushang's back moved, and he disappeared outside the door in the blink of an eye...
child?With Zi Su's ability, he is not worthy of having her child.
Forget it, he's just a man, and it's not worth wasting so much of her energy. It's better to go back to the harem and have a happy time with her treasure.
From then on, Xiao Chenyan played the role of Lan Yan's confidant.Every time the empress was unhappy or emotionally frustrated, he would be remembered.Suffering physical and mental "torture".
In Changle Palace, two exhausted people were reluctant to separate and still overlapped.
Lying on your stomach, behind the back.
The man's big hand covered the woman's small hand and expressed his opinion, "Actually, there is a kind of man who is very perverted. He clearly likes him in his heart, but he just refuses to say it. He just wants to make others unhappy so as to attract the woman's attention. , proving that he is different in women’s hearts..."
He just discussed the matter and told what he knew.Who would have thought that the woman underneath him would lift him up with great force and push him aside.He was helpless, "What...what happened?"
Qu Liushang also realized that he had overreacted.She came closer and raised her hand to pinch his tender face, "You damn, you still say you have no feelings, how do you know so much?" No woman is not attached to her man's inner world.This little rookie was asked several times by Qu Liushang if he had any relationship history.She only felt comfortable using it after making sure that there was no engagement.
Xiao Chenyan's skin was really good, but in just a moment, he was pinched red and his eyes were watery.He grabbed the woman's moving hand and said, "What are you thinking? I just once heard my brother-in-law share a dismemberment case. The murderer started out because he loved women but was not good at expressing them. He kept using torture methods to arouse the woman. Attention. In the end, the woman couldn't bear the humiliation and committed suicide, and he revealed his true feelings..."
Qu Liushang was speechless, sat up on his knees and started to put on clothes, "What a mess..."
Xiao Chenyan knew that she was going to the imperial study room and did not dare to stop her.While waiting for people to change clothes, he explained, "Really, that man was very persistent. He said that the reason why he cut the body into pieces was to put it in a box and put it in the bedroom, so that he could stay with the woman for the rest of his life..."
"Stop! Stop talking! The beauty of a good love has been lost by what you said. I might as well go to the pig butcher and have a good picture."
...
What's funny is that early the next morning, when she went down the mountain to watch the construction progress of the imperial city, she actually went around to a pork stall in order to understand the sentiments of the people.Who would have thought that I would meet an acquaintance.
The man's tone was surprised, "Liu Shang, why are you here?"
Qu Liushang turned around and found that standing behind him was Zi Su, who was carrying pork in one hand and a bag in the other.With a smile on his face, the man looked at...
Horrible! !
"Hey... what are you doing, why are you ignoring me?" Zi Su looked at the woman in front of him as if he didn't recognize him, and squeezed out of the crowd in the blink of an eye. He was stunned for a moment, and quickly followed...
But after leaving the stall, I looked around and saw no one else there?
Said to himself, "Didn't you recognize it was me?"
Shaking his head, he walked towards the next hill.The drink he drank yesterday was so strong that he fell into confusion not long after he jumped out of the window and left the restaurant.Fortunately, the shopkeeper found out and put him in peace.
When I woke up again, it was already midnight, and I was shocked to realize that I had missed paying homage to my parents.
So today, I went out early to buy sacrifices.
...
Can...
I just let you hold me for a while, I didn't let you fall asleep.She became anxious and patted the man's blushing face, "Hey, wake up..." Zi Su muttered dissatisfiedly, "Mom, I'm so sleepy..."
Damn it, you still call me mother, Qu Liushang got angry and pushed him away, causing him to fall wherever he wanted.Turn around, open the door of the box and leave.
Without paying any attention, the man who "happened" to fall onto the table smiled coquettishly at first, and then his eyes turned red... He really missed his mother.
It's time to go see them.
In the corridor, Qu Liushang, who was hurriedly walking out, was stopped by the waiter enthusiastically, "Girl, how was the food and wine? If you are not satisfied with anything, just tell me..."
Qu Liushang was impatient and said in a perfunctory tone, "No, it's pretty good."
Who knows, the waiter in the shop was extremely indifferent at the moment, blocking the middle of the corridor, "Then... can you please settle the bill first?"
Oh, so that’s why.Qu Liushang was annoyed and said, "Go to the room and ask the remaining person for money." It was Zi Su who invited her to drink, asking her for some money~
The waiter smiled helplessly, "Girl, stop joking, there's no one else in the room..."
When Qu Liushang took him back to the private room, he saw no one.Her energy and blood surged up, her orifices filled with smoke, and any sympathy and pity she had for Zi Su disappeared in an instant.
You said you, it’s okay to go on a date with a girl on the anniversary of the death of your parents; you still don’t pay after the fucking meal.She stood there with her chest heaving for a while.
If she wants to deal with this pig again, she will be... a pig too.
He took out a banknote from his pocket, slapped it hard on the table, and said in a bad tone, "No need to look for it!"
When the waiter saw the person leaving, he picked up the banknote and grinned.Oops, his boss was so kind to him.The extra money given to him as a reward is enough for him to earn for a year. "
...
Nalan Yunxi is worried about his children. Recently, he has been on duty at the Yamen early.
As soon as I opened the door and entered the house, I smelled something unusual.The scent, the familiar scent.He is a male bustard and is very sensitive to various fragrances.
Suppressing the surprise in my heart, I quickly walked to the bedroom...
Sure enough, he said in an excited tone, "Why are you here so early today?"
My mother-in-law is very busy.
Even if I come to see my children, it is always in the evening or evening, and it is rare that I come here at noon.
He took off his official robe, took off his black gauze hat, and hung it up.Seeing that the woman didn't speak, and was still staring at the three eggs in a daze, he slowly walked over, pulled up a stool and sat on the edge together, "What, do you miss the child... or... miss me?" Originally speaking seriously, As he spoke, he became obscene, especially when he was close to the ear and nibbling on someone's earlobe from time to time...
The woman lay beside the bed and said lazily, "Don't mess with me."
The two have been together for a long time, and Nalan Yunxi knows her somewhat.If you don’t want to say it, it’s best not to ask.He didn't speak anymore, and stretched out his big hand to stroke her long black hair...
Then his eyes were glued to the side of the woman's face, tracing up and down.Why is his woman so beautiful? Her skin is so good that you can even see the down on it.His cheeks were just a little red, "Have you been drinking?"
The woman still doesn't speak.
He stopped in time and just stared quietly...
Suddenly, his eyes saw the glitter on the woman's long eyelashes, and he was frightened and moved closer, "What, who messed with you?"
The woman turned to look at him and said in a dull tone, "Yunxi, do you love me?"
When asked, the man laughed softly, "Hehe...hehe..." I understood.This woman is obviously emotionally frustrated.Look at her again, wearing a golden purple coat and skirt with white fox fur trimmed on the collar, looking dignified and formal. "Why, are you meeting envoys from another country?"
"Why don't you answer me?" The woman was hurt and now very persistent.
The man smiled and pinched her face, "This is not nonsense."
"Really? Why?"
She didn't understand. It was just a calculation. What was the difference between Zi Su and this person? (Author: Three children and several months of careful companionship)
Seeing the inquiry in the woman's eyes, the man answered seriously and obscenely, "Because you are beautiful, and you still have a good life...ah!! It hurts, don't slap me in the face, I have to go to the Yamen tomorrow..."
After Nalan Yunxi was severely beaten, he finally became honest.Seeing that the woman's back was about to disappear at the door, he hurriedly added, "It's also because you are the mother of my child..."
Qu Liushang's back moved, and he disappeared outside the door in the blink of an eye...
child?With Zi Su's ability, he is not worthy of having her child.
Forget it, he's just a man, and it's not worth wasting so much of her energy. It's better to go back to the harem and have a happy time with her treasure.
From then on, Xiao Chenyan played the role of Lan Yan's confidant.Every time the empress was unhappy or emotionally frustrated, he would be remembered.Suffering physical and mental "torture".
In Changle Palace, two exhausted people were reluctant to separate and still overlapped.
Lying on your stomach, behind the back.
The man's big hand covered the woman's small hand and expressed his opinion, "Actually, there is a kind of man who is very perverted. He clearly likes him in his heart, but he just refuses to say it. He just wants to make others unhappy so as to attract the woman's attention. , proving that he is different in women’s hearts..."
He just discussed the matter and told what he knew.Who would have thought that the woman underneath him would lift him up with great force and push him aside.He was helpless, "What...what happened?"
Qu Liushang also realized that he had overreacted.She came closer and raised her hand to pinch his tender face, "You damn, you still say you have no feelings, how do you know so much?" No woman is not attached to her man's inner world.This little rookie was asked several times by Qu Liushang if he had any relationship history.She only felt comfortable using it after making sure that there was no engagement.
Xiao Chenyan's skin was really good, but in just a moment, he was pinched red and his eyes were watery.He grabbed the woman's moving hand and said, "What are you thinking? I just once heard my brother-in-law share a dismemberment case. The murderer started out because he loved women but was not good at expressing them. He kept using torture methods to arouse the woman. Attention. In the end, the woman couldn't bear the humiliation and committed suicide, and he revealed his true feelings..."
Qu Liushang was speechless, sat up on his knees and started to put on clothes, "What a mess..."
Xiao Chenyan knew that she was going to the imperial study room and did not dare to stop her.While waiting for people to change clothes, he explained, "Really, that man was very persistent. He said that the reason why he cut the body into pieces was to put it in a box and put it in the bedroom, so that he could stay with the woman for the rest of his life..."
"Stop! Stop talking! The beauty of a good love has been lost by what you said. I might as well go to the pig butcher and have a good picture."
...
What's funny is that early the next morning, when she went down the mountain to watch the construction progress of the imperial city, she actually went around to a pork stall in order to understand the sentiments of the people.Who would have thought that I would meet an acquaintance.
The man's tone was surprised, "Liu Shang, why are you here?"
Qu Liushang turned around and found that standing behind him was Zi Su, who was carrying pork in one hand and a bag in the other.With a smile on his face, the man looked at...
Horrible! !
"Hey... what are you doing, why are you ignoring me?" Zi Su looked at the woman in front of him as if he didn't recognize him, and squeezed out of the crowd in the blink of an eye. He was stunned for a moment, and quickly followed...
But after leaving the stall, I looked around and saw no one else there?
Said to himself, "Didn't you recognize it was me?"
Shaking his head, he walked towards the next hill.The drink he drank yesterday was so strong that he fell into confusion not long after he jumped out of the window and left the restaurant.Fortunately, the shopkeeper found out and put him in peace.
When I woke up again, it was already midnight, and I was shocked to realize that I had missed paying homage to my parents.
So today, I went out early to buy sacrifices.
...
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