The starting system is awesome. Sorry, I am invincible.

America, white house.

King Sleep is firmly seated as president, and the presidential office is packed with high-level officials from the United States.

"What is the situation in Iraq? Why are there air strikes on Pakistan?"

King Slip asked the people below with a confused look on his face.

When he received the news of the Iraqi air strikes on Pakistan, he was completely confused.

These two countries are far from feuding and have no conflict at all. They have always been in peace with each other.

Today, Iraq suddenly launched an air strike, which the President of the United States could not understand.

The director of the CIA in the United States stood up and said, "We have received news that the original target of Iraq's attack was the West District of Zhilu City, which is located in the mainland of Iraq. But I don't know why in the end, Iraq bombed the East City in Pakistan."

King Slip turned to look at the other person.

This person is the director of U.S. Dia.

CIA and DIA are two different departments in the United States.

CIA is the foreign intelligence agency of the United States, and DIA is the military intelligence agency of the United States.

The other party realized what the president meant and spoke quickly.

"My guess is that there was a malfunction in the missile system of Iraq, which caused the strike locking coordinates to deviate."

Director Cai's phone vibrated slightly. After looking at it, he quickly handed the phone to King Slip.

"Your Excellency President...this is the latest video coming out of Branch City."

Everyone took a closer look.

The explosion scene at the scene was quite shocking.

King Slip was so happy that he slapped the table and said, "Okay! Very good! With this video, it proves the cruel and unjust behavior of the country of Iraq. Hurry up and get someone to vote for this video! Let it continue. Hang on to the hits!”

"Uh...Your Excellency, this video was not posted on Douyin, but on Twitter."

"Fake, what's the difference? Then vote and push! No matter what method you use, how much money you spend, make him a favorite for me!"

When the CIA director heard this, he was secretly happy.

The rebates offered by Push Plus are much greater than those offered by Douga. Hey, it’s another big deal...

Soon, with the help of money.

The video of Branch Resistance successfully topped the global trending list.

For a time, netizens from all over the world criticized Iraq one after another.

Seeing the one-sided public opinion around the world, King Sleep smiled slightly, as if he had the whole world under his control.

"Okay! Very good! We will hold an impromptu press conference immediately. We will immediately announce sanctions on Iran. This time we must control their oil exports. By controlling Iran's oil, the United States' debt of more than 20 trillion will be eliminated. So much easier. God bless me America!"

After King Slip’s inspiring speech, everyone in the venue was filled with joy and cheered

"God bless me America!"

"God bless me America!"

"God bless me America!"

After cheering, everyone was about to disperse and prepare for the impromptu press conference.

At this time, U.S. Secretary of State James Lincoln suddenly cursed.

"Farke! Farke! Farke!"

Everyone was wondering, "James Lincoln, what are you trying to do?"

James Lincoln showed his cell phone, "Faq! Pakistan retaliated against Iraq without saying a word. They didn't even hold a press conference!"

James Lincoln looked at the information he had obtained in his hands and repeated its content.

"Pakistan also threw hundreds of artillery shells at Iraq, razing the western part of Zhilu City to the ground...Pakistan officially recalled its ambassador to Iraq, and the two countries officially entered a state of war."

As soon as these words came out, the whole place fell into silence.

The excitement of the previous second was gone.

Everyone's face looked as ugly as if they had eaten three pounds of shit.

Because if Pakistan did not fight back against Iraq.

Then any country in the world can jump out and accuse Iraq of committing violence in order to support Pakistan.

But now Pakistan is counterattacking Iraq in the same way, which means the two countries are even...

You punch me, and I punch you, and if someone else comes to try to distract you, it would be unfair.

Buzz buzz...

Director U.S. Dia's cell phone vibrated.

He received an update.

"Your Excellency, according to the news from the front, all the resistance forces on the branch have been wiped out... No one is left alive..."

Director Dia's whole scalp felt cold.

The branch resistance army is an important chess piece laid by Dia between Iraq and Pakistan.

It was a loyal eagle dog fed by billions of dollars over twenty years.

The branch rebels are not only engaged in terrorist attacks.

They are also the gathering place for the important intelligence network between the United States in Iraq and Pakistan.

So many deployments were wiped out in the blink of an eye...

The atmosphere suddenly fell into silence.

The Director of CIA is the most scheming among all the people.

He touched his double chin and analyzed.

"Obviously, today's conflict was a ploy by Iraq and Pakistan."

"A strategy? Bombing each other is a strategy? What kind of strategy is this!"

The meat that reached the mouth was gone, which made King Slip very angry.

"Originally, it was very difficult for the two countries to wipe out the branch resistance forces in their respective territories. On the one hand, both countries have been infiltrated by our intelligence agencies. We can always obtain the information in advance when they want to attack the branch resistance forces. News. Secondly, they are afraid of the power of international public opinion. As long as they attack the branch resistance forces in their own country, we can condemn them in the name of massacring their own citizens."

Speaking of this, all the smart people at the scene reacted.

"Fake! What does this have to do with the two countries joining forces!" King Slip didn't understand the CIA director's words at all.

But he also felt that everyone else at the scene seemed to understand.

So he was extremely angry and felt like everyone was laughing at him.

Director Dia spoke on behalf of CIA, "Now the two countries are bombing each other, killing each other's citizens. This makes international public opinion have no effect. This is a war rather than a repressive operation. Moreover, our intelligence agencies are completely ineffective." Our spies only provide domestic military action plans in their own countries. Today's military operations in Iraq and Pakistan are all foreign wars. Therefore, all our spies placed in Iraq and Pakistan see that they are external military operations, so they He didn’t report it to us!”

James Lincoln continued, "Iraq just strongly condemned Pakistan and recalled its ambassador to Pakistan...The current situation is that the two of them are slandering each other, and the rest of the world can only stand aside and persuade peace." ..”

Hearing this, even a fool can tell.

Iraq and Pakistan were singing a double act, which entertained people all over the world.

King Slip finally understood.

"Faq! When did Iraq and Pakistan become so smart?"

The CIA director rubbed his double chin and said, "Let's not talk about the IQ of the people of Iraq and Pakistan, whether they can come up with such a shocking idea. Judging from the mutual trust between Iraq and Pakistan, I believe there must be an intermediary between them. Mediation...This man is very calculating and terrifying.”

"China! He must be from China!" King Slip said firmly

Everyone present nodded in agreement.

Finally, the president finally got smart for once...