The starting system is awesome. Sorry, I am invincible.

"The German sewers and Japanese primary school students' articles are no longer popular now. Chinese people are no longer as easy to fool as they were 20 years ago."

Li Goudan was so lectured by Huang Feng that he didn't dare to say a word.

"If you continue to write articles about sewers, your intentions are too obvious, and you will only be criticized."

Li Goudan scratched his head, "Brother Feng, what do you think we should do?"

Huang Feng pretended to be mysterious and said, "The first is to attack the enemy, the second is to attack the enemy, the second is to attack the army, and the third is to attack the city. The world is in turmoil now, with new changes every day, and new wars starting every day. As long as we start from the inside Disintegrate the relationship between Chinese people and Chinese troops..."

Li Goudan was stunned, he was just about to say something.

As soon as the lights dimmed, a bearded and unkempt talk show actor walked onto the stage.

"Wow, what a bad death!"

"It's not a good death!"

"Today's tickets are worth it. There is actually a guest opening the show."

Off the field, some spectators exclaimed.

Qin Chuan frowned slightly, "The performance hasn't even started yet, why are you swearing? Is this the custom for opening a talk show?"

Wang Bingbing explained awkwardly, "They are not swearing. 'Have a good death' is the actor's stage name."

"Why did you choose such a name..." Qin Chuan was speechless.

"Actually, everyone calls him [Can't Buy a House]. This name is a joke from his most famous talk show [Can't Buy a House]. In that show, he complained about the audience who had saved up their whole life to buy a house. Behind the house, he suddenly died suddenly. He said that he couldn't be called a house. Later, this joke became popular on Douyin, and everyone started making fun of it together, so that he died a miserable death."

"This kind of name is somewhat taboo," Qin Chuan asked.

Wang Bingbing shook her head helplessly, "There's no way, he doesn't like others calling him that. But who made him say in the first place that talk show is an offensive art. You can offend the audience, and the audience can also offend you."

Qin Chuan nodded in agreement.

As soon as Haoshi appeared, Li Goudan's expression suddenly changed.

"Brother Feng, why is he here?"

Huang Feng snorted coldly, "I'm the one who asked you to die a good death."

Li Goudan panicked.

The guy on the stage is a notoriously mean-mouthed king in the Rotten Watermelon Company.

No matter what the background is or what the baggage is, I dare to talk about it.

As long as he is given money, he can spray the eighteenth generation of his ancestors all over again.

If the money was enough, he would dig up his ancestral graves without even frowning.

There was originally no performance time today that I had to die for.

Now that Huang Feng brought him out suddenly, he must have paid a lot of money to let him come out and say something.

"Brother Feng... today is the theater, there are too many people. I don't want to play like this. What if..."

Huang Feng rolled his eyes at Li Goudan and snorted coldly, "I came here just for the Grand Theater. Only when there are more people can we have a deterrent effect. Only then can we select dogs among them for training."

"Can..."

"What the hell, Li Goudan, are you trying to betray the Howard family?"

"Brother Feng, I don't have one."

Huang Feng snorted from his nostrils, "Humph, Li Goudan, let me tell you. Don't think you can hide your little thoughts, I don't know. You just want to hang around until the rotten watermelons are on the market. You can cash out and go live happily."

Huang Feng's straightforward words struck a chord deep in Li Goudan's heart.

Nothing wrong with what he said.

Li Goudan has invested all his net worth in the company's original shares.

Huang Feng saw that Li Goudan had given up, so he changed his expression and said calmly, "Goudan, don't be nervous. Didn't you already tell me that there is no recording or camera equipment in the venue."

Li Goudan remained silent.

Huang Feng continued, "Goudan, you have to think so. What we did was just lip service and it won't kill anyone. But none of the Tianzhu people arranged by the Howard family escaped the encirclement and suppression of the Dragon Team."

Huang Feng's words were partly to enlighten Li Goudan.

Half of it was to scare Li Goudan.

He knew very well that Li Goudan was a coward.

After a slight scare, he became at a loss.

Sure enough, Li Goudan never beeped again.

Just curled up in his seat, looking forward, watching the performance on the stage.

Huang Feng nodded slightly towards the bad guy on the stage.

The other party understands.

The first stand-up show of the night begins.

Not a good death as an old talk show actor.

The effect of the opening was to get laughter from the audience.

The overall context of the talk show is relatively clear.

As he spoke, the talk show naturally entered the stage of foreshadowing the next burden.

"I don't know if everyone has a dog at home, but I have one anyway."

"I didn't know what to name them at first. It happened that the news about the Dragon Team's surprise attack on the Tianzhu Army camp was reported on TV that day."

"I had an idea, let's call it War Dragon."

"It's a coincidence that the War Dragon Team was able to find the Tianzhu Army Camp because they detected Tianzhu soldiers making fires to cook. The same goes for my War Dragon. As soon as I cook, it rolls over to me to ask for food."

"You said this dog's detective power, is it true that his name is Zhan Long?"

Having said this, he paused for a second.

I want to see the reaction from the audience.

But when I saw all the people in the audience, their expressions were very ugly.

He couldn't help but feel a little panicked.

But the performance still had to go on, and he immediately continued, "Although my war dragon is greedy, it works. As long as there are guests coming, he will stand in front of the guests. It seems to say, 'Green mountains can't stop the flood, only flesh and blood can stop it. Cast the causeway'."

Don't die a good death, say this.

This paragraph is finally over.

However, the audience was eerily quiet.

Almost everyone seemed to be holding their breath.

Not even a single gasp was heard.

He glanced at Huang Feng reluctantly.

I saw my boss standing up first and taking the lead in applauding.

It was a relief to die a good death.

'Damn it, I almost thought the boss was dissatisfied. There was no final payment on this order. I was scared to death. '

Under the stage, among the crowd.

No one followed Huang Feng's applause and applauded.

"Cao Nima, I don't want to die well, you really don't want to die well. You are so sarcastic about the Dragon Warriors, have your fucking conscience been eaten by a dog!"

Among the crowd, I don't know who spoke first, yelling at Hao Shi.

Huang Feng waved his hand, and the bodyguard next to him immediately went up to control the other person and dragged him out of the performance venue.

He was so embarrassed that he quickly raised the microphone, "He is another new audience member who doesn't understand anything, so he came to listen to the talk show. Didn't anyone explain to him that talk show is an offensive art? People like this don't understand art. , are not worthy of listening to performances in our theater. Everyone must unite and boycott this kind of low-quality audience!"

"Fuck you!" Qin Chuan shouted angrily. "I don't understand what kind of art talk show is, but I know that talk show is not a place outside the law!"