In the 70s of the book, the cannon fodder wife took the script of the richest man
Chapter 67 Squat for follow-up
Although she was quite tired after all the hard work tonight, Yu Sui wanted to catch up, so she bought an alarm clock in the replacement space.
At 05:30 the next morning, when Sun Yuying got up, Yu Sui rushed out of the room and said:
"Mom, I don't worry about my sister. I had a dream last night, and the old woman from the Jiang family scolded my sister again, and she kept crying. Mom, why don't you go see your sister? You can pull up a trolley and tell her sister Why are you so thin? You can make up any excuse. Anyway, you just feel sorry for your sister, and then you say that you want to drag your sister and Lan Lan home to stay for a few days to see if the old woman has such a face."
Sun Yuying slapped her thigh: "No! I also dreamed last night that your sister was crying. Okay, I will go to the third uncle's house in front to borrow a cart. If that damn woman from the Jiang family really bullies my daughter again , I’m definitely going to scold you a few times!”
Sun Yuying rolled up her sleeves and went out.
Yu Sui then went back to sleep.
Alas, she had already been there yesterday. It would be a bit suspicious if she went there again today.
But if Sun Yuying went, there would be an excuse - the younger daughter came to see the elder daughter and said some bad things!
Around eight o'clock, Sun Yuying came back dragging an empty cart.
She threw the trolley at the door of her house and came in shouting:
"Lao Yutou, ah, no, Lao Yutou must have gone to work. Sui, Sui, where are you? Hahahaha, where are you? Oops, I'm going to die laughing. Come out quickly. I Point it out and smile!"
Although Yu Sui had foreseen that the Jiang family would definitely be a farce today, it would be satisfying to have someone describe it with their own eyes.
Sun Yuying is a master of depiction.
When she saw Yu Sui coming out of the room, she laughed so hard she couldn't stand up: "Sui, come on, oh, I'm going to die laughing. Guess what happened to the Jiang family? Hahahaha, you can't guess it."
Yu Sui had to pretend she didn't know: "What, mother, why are you laughing? What's wrong with the Jiang family?"
"Oh, when I went there, all the members of the Jiang family's village were watching the fun at the house next door to them. Do you know who lives next door to them?"
Yu Sui cooperated with a curious look on her face: "Who?"
Sun Yuying was very interested:
"She is a widow. In the early years, this woman came to their village to beg for food, and the old bachelor in their village took her in. A few years ago, the old bachelor fell into the river and died, and this woman was left. She was a bit lazy and she She always hooked up with men in their village lanes, and she had been criticized before, but... Oh, many men in the village had hooked up with her, so in the end nothing could be done to her. However, this morning, those people Why go and see it, because it’s the shameless old man from the Jiang family who is actually in this widow’s bed!”
Yu Sui expressed her doubts at the right time: "Ah, are you talking about Jiang Yunfeng's father?"
"Yes! That's why Jiang Yunfeng's mother went crazy at the widow's house and smashed the widow's house. Then Jiang Yunfeng's father refused to admit it, saying that he didn't even know how he ended up in the widow's bed. Oops, to watch the fun, they are I saw that the sun was getting high, and the team leader shouted that it was time to go to work. Why didn't the widow come out to go to work? When I went in, I saw a pair of concubines lying on the bed with their heads together!"
Sun Yuying said it like a tongue twister.
Yu Sui then laughed: "You mean, Jiang Yunfeng's father and the widow were seen sleeping in the same bed, not Jiang Yunfeng's mother?"
"Hey! What does it matter who saw it? I guess you have to be an innocent person to go see it. Who in the ordinary people would go to the widow's room, right? Anyway, if people see it, they will go see it. The more people gather, the more people gather. The more father Jiang Yunfeng went to sleep soundly, but he couldn't get up, so someone went to call mother Jiang Yunfeng, and then a fight started!"
"Who's fighting whom?"
"When I went there, I saw that Jiang Yunfeng's mother had already beaten the widow so hard that her hair was almost gone. She was squatting in a corner crying. Jiang Yunfeng's father was even caught on the bed and still refused to admit it. He was talking to Jiang Yunfeng. The mother scolded her, and then Jiang Yunfeng's mother smashed up the widow's house, and found two pieces of her clothes in the cabinet of the widow's house. Now that it was over, Jiang Yunfeng's mother immediately pounced on him, and knocked Jiang Yunfeng's father down with a whoosh. !”
Sun Yuying mentioned that these have their own sound effects and actions.
She jumped on Yu Sui, held down Yu Sui's head, and fanned in front of her: "Oh, this old woman is also cruel. She started to slap the old man while she was riding on him, and she slapped her repeatedly, at least eight times. Ten, that sound is so nice!”
Yu Sui: "..." Good guy, not only does it look good, I also feel insulted.
Yu Sui pushed Cheap Niang's hand away: "Mom, if you don't slap me, I will thank you very much."
Sun Yuying couldn't stop laughing: "Hahaha, it's too powerful. Okay, okay, I won't slap you anymore."
Yu Sui was more concerned about whether Jiang Yunfeng was beaten again, so she asked: "So there are so many people watching the fun, but Jiang Yunfeng didn't come out?"
Sun Yuying: "Jiang Yunfeng, bah! That bastard... don't worry, I'll tell you slowly. This family has been completely embarrassed today. I thought the same thing when I saw Jiang Yunfeng's father and mother beating him like this. , Hey, Jiang Yunfeng didn’t come to see if there was anything going on at home. How about I go see your sister first?
Who knows, I heard the person watching next to me say, "Oh, I thought it was Jiang Yunfeng. I saw Jiang Yunfeng in the widow's room a few nights ago. Why is it replaced by Jiang Yunfeng's father today? There won't be three of us together." ?This is really a father-son brother-in-law.'
People around laughed!Oh Sui, I was so angry at that time!I just said that there was something in what you said when you came back early yesterday morning, and I didn’t dare to think too much about it. Listen, listen, they just said it!Ouch, I was so angry! "
Sun Yuying hit herself in the chest.
Yu Sui was not polite: "Beat, you deserve to be beaten, it depends on what kind of good family you find for your sister!"
Sun Yuying stopped beating herself and hit Yu Sui: "How can you accuse me? They didn't do this when I found your sister. After asking others, they all said it was okay. It's just a family with one son. He must be looking after his family, how could he know this would happen?"
Yu Sui saw that her eyes were red, but she couldn't bear to be angry with her anymore: "Come on, mother, you were very happy just now. Just tell me what happened next. Why aren't you angry anymore?"
Sun Yuying glared at Yu Sui and continued: "Because Jiang Yunfeng was beaten! I'm so happy! If I went to beat him myself and made a fuss, they might still bully He Miao. Now someone will beat me. , how great! Can I be unhappy?"
Yu Sui started to pretend again: "Huh? What do you mean, someone beat Jiang Wenfeng when you went there?"
"No. Look, what you said just now makes me not so happy now."
At 05:30 the next morning, when Sun Yuying got up, Yu Sui rushed out of the room and said:
"Mom, I don't worry about my sister. I had a dream last night, and the old woman from the Jiang family scolded my sister again, and she kept crying. Mom, why don't you go see your sister? You can pull up a trolley and tell her sister Why are you so thin? You can make up any excuse. Anyway, you just feel sorry for your sister, and then you say that you want to drag your sister and Lan Lan home to stay for a few days to see if the old woman has such a face."
Sun Yuying slapped her thigh: "No! I also dreamed last night that your sister was crying. Okay, I will go to the third uncle's house in front to borrow a cart. If that damn woman from the Jiang family really bullies my daughter again , I’m definitely going to scold you a few times!”
Sun Yuying rolled up her sleeves and went out.
Yu Sui then went back to sleep.
Alas, she had already been there yesterday. It would be a bit suspicious if she went there again today.
But if Sun Yuying went, there would be an excuse - the younger daughter came to see the elder daughter and said some bad things!
Around eight o'clock, Sun Yuying came back dragging an empty cart.
She threw the trolley at the door of her house and came in shouting:
"Lao Yutou, ah, no, Lao Yutou must have gone to work. Sui, Sui, where are you? Hahahaha, where are you? Oops, I'm going to die laughing. Come out quickly. I Point it out and smile!"
Although Yu Sui had foreseen that the Jiang family would definitely be a farce today, it would be satisfying to have someone describe it with their own eyes.
Sun Yuying is a master of depiction.
When she saw Yu Sui coming out of the room, she laughed so hard she couldn't stand up: "Sui, come on, oh, I'm going to die laughing. Guess what happened to the Jiang family? Hahahaha, you can't guess it."
Yu Sui had to pretend she didn't know: "What, mother, why are you laughing? What's wrong with the Jiang family?"
"Oh, when I went there, all the members of the Jiang family's village were watching the fun at the house next door to them. Do you know who lives next door to them?"
Yu Sui cooperated with a curious look on her face: "Who?"
Sun Yuying was very interested:
"She is a widow. In the early years, this woman came to their village to beg for food, and the old bachelor in their village took her in. A few years ago, the old bachelor fell into the river and died, and this woman was left. She was a bit lazy and she She always hooked up with men in their village lanes, and she had been criticized before, but... Oh, many men in the village had hooked up with her, so in the end nothing could be done to her. However, this morning, those people Why go and see it, because it’s the shameless old man from the Jiang family who is actually in this widow’s bed!”
Yu Sui expressed her doubts at the right time: "Ah, are you talking about Jiang Yunfeng's father?"
"Yes! That's why Jiang Yunfeng's mother went crazy at the widow's house and smashed the widow's house. Then Jiang Yunfeng's father refused to admit it, saying that he didn't even know how he ended up in the widow's bed. Oops, to watch the fun, they are I saw that the sun was getting high, and the team leader shouted that it was time to go to work. Why didn't the widow come out to go to work? When I went in, I saw a pair of concubines lying on the bed with their heads together!"
Sun Yuying said it like a tongue twister.
Yu Sui then laughed: "You mean, Jiang Yunfeng's father and the widow were seen sleeping in the same bed, not Jiang Yunfeng's mother?"
"Hey! What does it matter who saw it? I guess you have to be an innocent person to go see it. Who in the ordinary people would go to the widow's room, right? Anyway, if people see it, they will go see it. The more people gather, the more people gather. The more father Jiang Yunfeng went to sleep soundly, but he couldn't get up, so someone went to call mother Jiang Yunfeng, and then a fight started!"
"Who's fighting whom?"
"When I went there, I saw that Jiang Yunfeng's mother had already beaten the widow so hard that her hair was almost gone. She was squatting in a corner crying. Jiang Yunfeng's father was even caught on the bed and still refused to admit it. He was talking to Jiang Yunfeng. The mother scolded her, and then Jiang Yunfeng's mother smashed up the widow's house, and found two pieces of her clothes in the cabinet of the widow's house. Now that it was over, Jiang Yunfeng's mother immediately pounced on him, and knocked Jiang Yunfeng's father down with a whoosh. !”
Sun Yuying mentioned that these have their own sound effects and actions.
She jumped on Yu Sui, held down Yu Sui's head, and fanned in front of her: "Oh, this old woman is also cruel. She started to slap the old man while she was riding on him, and she slapped her repeatedly, at least eight times. Ten, that sound is so nice!”
Yu Sui: "..." Good guy, not only does it look good, I also feel insulted.
Yu Sui pushed Cheap Niang's hand away: "Mom, if you don't slap me, I will thank you very much."
Sun Yuying couldn't stop laughing: "Hahaha, it's too powerful. Okay, okay, I won't slap you anymore."
Yu Sui was more concerned about whether Jiang Yunfeng was beaten again, so she asked: "So there are so many people watching the fun, but Jiang Yunfeng didn't come out?"
Sun Yuying: "Jiang Yunfeng, bah! That bastard... don't worry, I'll tell you slowly. This family has been completely embarrassed today. I thought the same thing when I saw Jiang Yunfeng's father and mother beating him like this. , Hey, Jiang Yunfeng didn’t come to see if there was anything going on at home. How about I go see your sister first?
Who knows, I heard the person watching next to me say, "Oh, I thought it was Jiang Yunfeng. I saw Jiang Yunfeng in the widow's room a few nights ago. Why is it replaced by Jiang Yunfeng's father today? There won't be three of us together." ?This is really a father-son brother-in-law.'
People around laughed!Oh Sui, I was so angry at that time!I just said that there was something in what you said when you came back early yesterday morning, and I didn’t dare to think too much about it. Listen, listen, they just said it!Ouch, I was so angry! "
Sun Yuying hit herself in the chest.
Yu Sui was not polite: "Beat, you deserve to be beaten, it depends on what kind of good family you find for your sister!"
Sun Yuying stopped beating herself and hit Yu Sui: "How can you accuse me? They didn't do this when I found your sister. After asking others, they all said it was okay. It's just a family with one son. He must be looking after his family, how could he know this would happen?"
Yu Sui saw that her eyes were red, but she couldn't bear to be angry with her anymore: "Come on, mother, you were very happy just now. Just tell me what happened next. Why aren't you angry anymore?"
Sun Yuying glared at Yu Sui and continued: "Because Jiang Yunfeng was beaten! I'm so happy! If I went to beat him myself and made a fuss, they might still bully He Miao. Now someone will beat me. , how great! Can I be unhappy?"
Yu Sui started to pretend again: "Huh? What do you mean, someone beat Jiang Wenfeng when you went there?"
"No. Look, what you said just now makes me not so happy now."
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