Reborn for ten thousand years, the Eternal Heavenly Lord

Wu Hao is going crazy. If you want to rob, just go and rob properly. Make a fuss. How many times do you need to sound the assembly call?Wu Hao wrapped himself in a quilt and slammed open the bamboo door, shouting angrily: "Noise, noisy, noisy, what a noise, you're not letting anyone sleep."

A group of heroes who had come down the mountain to seek a living stood in a group with bruises and faces, and children and old people stood on the other side.The two women, whose faces were covered with gauze except for their eyes, were staring at Wu Hao, sizing them up with interest.

"You bully me for being blind and can't see, right? Don't be so noisy next time and disturb other people's sleep." After saying that, he touched the door handle, rolled his eyes upward, and groped around as he walked into the room.

The older woman flew over and kicked Wu Hao in the butt.

Wu Hao quickly turned aside and said, "Men and women are not allowed to be intimate, fairies, please respect yourself."

"No bullshit?"

"No more blind."

"If you're not blind, hurry up and line up. Do you still need my help to chop you over?" The woman raised a white and slender palm and shook it from side to side.

"Sister's hands are so beautiful." Wu Hao suddenly said this. Not only the woman raised her hands, but also Wu Hao himself was shocked. Did he not wake up? He couldn't control his mouth after what time. .

The woman smiled instead of being angry, and struck Wu Hao towards the crowd of heroes with one palm. Chen Erwan hurriedly caught Wu Hao, his eyes were not where the woman could see him, and he gave Wu Hao an admiring look.

"Let's use the village. If you all behave yourself, you will benefit from it when our sisters leave. If you dare to have evil intentions, don't blame our sisters for murdering and silencing them." The young woman struck out with a sword, and her husband The large bamboo tube outside the assembly hall suddenly fell into pieces, and the true energy was released. At least it was a high-level martial arts master.

All the people in the village were silent. Chen Huwang, the leader of the Weihu class, stepped forward and said, "Don't worry, fairies. I will have two clean rooms cleaned up immediately. I wonder if the two fairies need us to prepare anything special?"

"Just be plain."

"I want that blind man to serve me." The woman wearing a green hairpin pointed at Wu Hao and said.

The young woman frowned slightly and questioned in a low voice: "Senior sister."

"I have a sense of propriety. Master, I want you to obey me in everything you do when you go out this time!"

"Yes, Senior Sister Zhu!" The expression on the young woman's face did not change much, but veins appeared on the back of the hand holding the sword, as if she was trying to control her emotions, "Senior Sister, just don't forget about business. The mission of this trip is important. If it’s not done well, both you and I will suffer.”

Senior Sister Zhu asked displeasedly: "I know, don't go online just because there is a martial ancestor who likes you. The leader has said that I will take the lead in this mission."

"Old man, have you tidied up the house? Hurry up!"

"Okay, soon." Chen Huwang nodded hurriedly and replied. "Fairy, please come this way."

"Blind man, you are so courageous! You dare to tease me in front of everyone."

"Don't dare, I have a weird problem since I was a child. I can't hide my words. I have to tell the truth every time to feel comfortable. Otherwise, it will be very uncomfortable to hold it in. There are many fairies, so don't be like a kid."

"Sister, are you only beautiful with your hands?" Senior Sister Zhu stretched her waist, completely stretching her waist, and said with a charming smile. A wave similar to mental power invaded Wu Hao's brain.

Wu Hao pretended to be stunned, with transparent and unknown liquid flowing out from the corners of his mouth. "What a nice view!"

A sound of light footsteps came from a distance.

Senior Sister Zhu suddenly regained her composure and hit Wu Hao on the back of the neck with a knife, causing Wu Hao to pass out and Wu Hao fell to the corner.

The footsteps paused at the door, and there was a gentle knock on the door.

"Sister, is it convenient?"

"Junior sister Liu, you're welcome. The door is unlocked. Come in."

After entering the house, Junior Sister Liu walked towards the house without even looking at where Wu Hao was. Senior Sister Zhu looked outside to see if anyone was following her, and then closed the door tightly.

Junior Sister Liu entered the room and sat down, while Senior Sister Zhu stood respectfully to the side.

"This guy's body and temperament seem to be okay, but his face is a bit fat. I didn't expect Senior Sister to like this kind of guy." Junior Sister Liu transformed into a queen and said quietly.

"Where can I find a phoenix in a chicken coop? It's better to choose a washing machine and a warm quilt that are pleasing to the eye!" Senior Sister Zhu glanced at Wu Hao's position, but did not tell the truth in her heart.Although this kid has no skills, he didn't look surprised when he saw himself and his junior sister. All his performances were just fake. The skills he practiced were so flattering that ordinary people couldn't hold them back in less than a snap of his fingers. But this kid didn't do anything but show off. He is so lewd, but he is still able to laugh in a clear mind, which is weird.

"Junior sister Liu, this place is less than a hundred miles away from the ceremony. If the two things the master has told us can be completed smoothly, it will be of great benefit to junior sister's succession to the position of saint. I am from Huanqing Peak in name, but my My heart has always been full of joy, you know that."

Junior Sister Liu used her index finger to tuck away the loose hair that fell on her forehead behind her ears. With a noble look on her face, she made a set of movements that were pleasing to the eye. "The Hehuan Sect has received instructions from the superiors this time. It is necessary to send Da Wu's participation in the grand ceremony to the Purple Land Secret Realm this time." All the personnel were ambushed one by one, and the sect's manpower was allocated. This is a secret order stating that an important figure in Da Wu must pass through, and we will be responsible for it. Don't delay the important event."

"Letting these people in the village observe carefully everywhere is more efficient than the two of us squatting here every day. Besides, that big Wu guy doesn't know martial arts, how can he arrive before us?" Senior Sister Zhu said with disdain Raise an eyebrow.

"Just don't miss the big deal. The secret realm of Zi Di will open in half a month, and the Entry Token Sect can only grab two. There is no way we can let that little bitch Zimei get there first."

The two women from the Hehuan Sect discussed their next itinerary and plans in detail.

Wu Hao pretended to be faint and wanted to go back to sleep. The matter of the purple land secret realm and the token was the purpose of Wu Hao's big gift this time.As soon as I heard the two women talking about this, I couldn't help but prick up my ears and listen carefully.

As the guardian of the inheritance of the Purple Land Secret Realm, the Dali Dynasty opens the secret realm once every sixty years, free of charge to the young talents of the Qingfeng Continent. This is also the reason and origin of the Dali Dynasty that is superior to other major dynasties.

Opportunities and crises coexist in the secret realm, and even great gifts cannot be completely predicted and controlled.When Wu Hao came out of seclusion this time, in addition to reaching a bottleneck in his cultivation, there was also a vague call in his soul that summoned Wu Hao here.

"The person in the painting is the target of our mission. You ask the men in the village who are fascinated by you to go down the mountain as soon as possible and set up defenses at various intersections. If you find anything, immediately notify the village." Junior Sister Liu said seriously: "You should work harder and let some men work harder." After speaking, he said in a low voice: "Be careful of prying eyes. How to deal with others in front of outsiders remains unchanged."

When Senior Sister Zhu saw that Junior Sister was so serious, she stopped talking and took the order to leave.

Junior Sister Liu then raised her eyes to look at Wu Hao's position, and she happened to meet Wu Hao's eyes secretly looking at her.

Wu Hao looked like a child who had secretly done something bad and was immediately discovered.Originally, I just wanted to see who was in the painting. After taking a sneak peek, I looked at Junior Sister Liu to confirm if she had noticed me. Who knew that my eyes met immediately.

"Good morning, Fairy Liu!"

"What's your name?"

"The villain's name is... Guo Xiaotao. He is not married yet, and his dream is to become the leader of the village." Wu Hao said tremblingly.

"Have you caught any young men with Da Wu accents in the village recently?"

"The only ones who don't arrest people in the village are to rob, collect protection fees, and borrow some money and food from businessmen. Sometimes I also tease the beauties passing by, but I have never met anyone as beautiful as you, Fairy. By the way, we have never Never hurt a good person."

"Just answer whatever I ask you." Liu Ningcui was a little crazy.

"Yes, yes, yes, the villain must answer truthfully. He robbed several young people two days ago. When he saw us, he burst into tears when he saw us. The [-] deputy village master disliked us and cried so much that his clothes were covered with tears and snot. I asked him to take off his clothes and leave. I don’t know if he has a Dawu accent. Oh, by the way, the [-] deputy village master is the one who helped me just now. He is strong, in good health, and even looks good."

Liu Ningcui's eyebrows twitched, and her right hand was already covering the soft whip around her waist.

Wu Hao was still immersed in his performance, thinking about how to design his movements and expressions to make his performance more perfect. "There was also a child who saw how good we were and cried and refused to go with his parents. He insisted on joining our village. I advised him to join us when he grows up. The village has little money and cannot support idle people. Fairy..."

"what!"

A whip pulled Wu Hao away from the corner, and then the whip fell on Wu Hao's head and face.Wu Hao, who was caught off guard, kept shouting in pain: "Ah!" The continuous screams of pain upset the people in the village. All the men showed understanding expressions and secretly counted the number of times they made the sound.

Wu Hao limped from the East Kitchen to Liu Zhu's residence with hot water in both hands. The men he met along the way paid Wu Hao attention, with constipated expressions of envy and indignation on their faces.

Erwan ran over and put his arms around Wu Hao's shoulders and said, "Xiao Taozi, you are so awesome. People are robbing people to be the wives of the villagers. You are being snatched by others to be the officials of the villagers."

Wu Hao kicked out, but Chen Erwan, who was well prepared, easily dodged it.

"You are the official of Yazhai, and your whole family is the official of Yazhai."

"Miss Zhu, I'm coming in." Wu Hao knocked on the door gently and called.

"Come in, it's so slow to get water."

Wu Hao poured the hot water from the bucket into the bathtub. In the hazy smoke, a beautiful figure emerged. Senior Sister Zhu was dressed in gauze and walked from behind the screen. Her bellyband was held up high on her chest, and the spring light was rippling.

Wu Hao hurriedly lowered his head and walked out quickly. If he didn't leave quickly, he would probably do something to his innocent body. He would be the one who would suffer by then. It is not easy to keep one's body like a jade for more than ten years.Even though he is disguised as a cat, he can still be found in the huge crowd. Oh, what a damn charm.

Just walk two steps faster. If you go slower, you'll probably fall into a field of melons and plums. The more you trace, the darker it becomes.

Just after taking a few steps, a fair and plump thigh pressed against Wu Hao's chest. There was not much that could be covered under the tulle. Wu Hao turned his eyes up and down and left and right to avoid missing the beautiful scenery that even money could not see. But he kept mumbling, and his body retreated again and again until his back was against the tub, unable to retreat.

"Girl, please respect yourself. If you are under eighteen, please do not exceed the courtesy."

Zhu Wen was stunned for a moment, and then her smile disappeared, "I can't tell that you are still a young master. My sister likes the master the most. I will definitely make the young master happy."

"Emotions should be cultivated slowly. Without feelings, there is no feeling." Wu Hao hurriedly resisted Zhu Wen's groping hand, "Put your hand down first, and say what you have to say."

"Master, it turns out that I like this type. Sister understands." Zhu Wen took back the hands that were exploring Wu Hao and placed them on her chest. She clasped her hands loosely and moved them up and down on the lower right side of her chest, while making a slight bowing gesture. , eyes sparkling with spring, and mouthed a blessing, "Young lady, please be polite, young master. Please don't be shy, young master. My sister is proficient in all kinds of martial arts, and I want to test it with the young master."

It's not that Wu Hao didn't want to slap the old lady unconscious, but the person in the portrait was exactly him. Wu Hao wanted to find out from her who Da Wu had revealed the news. Fortunately, no one else knew about his schedule. Coupled with the disguise, otherwise you will have to help others dig a hole and bury yourself if you are tricked.

"There is Yan Ruyu in the book. She has read the article three hundred times. She has experience even if she doesn't know how to do it. Don't worry, girl, let's do it step by step."

Zhu Wen stared at this fat-faced boy who was a little different, waiting for the next chapter with interest.

Wu Hao breathed a sigh of relief, his mind was spinning rapidly, he gently lifted up the long coat on the ground, and gently put it on Zhu Wen. Suddenly he stared at Zhu Wen with a look of infatuation and said in a deep voice: "The girl has a delicate body, please don't Catch a cold. If our love lasts for a long time, how can we stay together day and night?"

One after another, Zhu Wen was stunned by the beautiful sentences that had been recognized by countless people. Wu Hao said: "May all lovers in the world get married eventually." Zhu Wen's eyes turned red as she recalled the sweet past events.

Wu Hao sighed and said quietly: "Shall I tell you a story?"

As soon as Senior Sister Zhu came back to her senses, she and Wu Hao had already sat on the chairs. Wu Hao cleared his throat and said with a gentle face: "There was a scholar named Zhang Sheng. He met a girl at Pujiu Temple. The girl's name was My name is Cui Yingying. I fell in love at first sight but had no idea how to get close. This sentence comes from this allusion. Listen to me tell you slowly..."

"A bad guy named Sun Feihu led his troops to surround the temple and wanted to force Yingying to be the wife of the village. Zhang Sheng promised to marry Cui's mother and relied on the help of his friend General Baima to relieve the crisis. Unexpectedly, Cui's mother broke her promise and refused to marry. Zhang Sheng was lovesick. She becomes ill. Yingying loves Zhang Sheng but is unwilling to confess her love directly. After many twists and turns, with the help of the matchmaker, Yingying finally went to Zhang Sheng's residence for a private meeting."

Liu Ningcui in the yard also hid in the corner and started listening when Sun Feihu came on the stage. When she heard Cui's mother breaking her promise, she was already at Wu Hao's side.

When talking about "Cui's mother noticed the signs and tortured the matchmaker." Zhu Wen's hand nervously grabbed Wu Hao's arm.

Wu Hao pretended not to feel it, and kept talking about "Farewell at Ten Miles Pavilion." It was already dark, and there was a "gurgling" sound in the stomach. Only then did Zhu Wen and Liu Ningcui come back to their senses. They looked at Wu Hao with tearful eyes. Wu Hao with a belly.

"Why don't we eat something first? Although it doesn't matter to me, it won't be good if the two fairies are hungry. The three meals must be regular and the nutrition must be balanced, so as to maintain the beauty and temperament of the two fairies."

"Going to bed early and getting up early will keep your body healthy. If you are well rested, the skin of the two fairies will be better."

"You get angry easily and get old easily. The atmosphere is harmful to your health. You two fairies should pay attention to your health."

In just half a day, "The Romance of the West Chamber" gave Wu Haoshun narration, flashbacks, suspense, visuals, and a clear timeline. He also incorporated exaggeration, metaphor, parallelism, personification, synaesthesia, contrast and other techniques into the story, making every scene All the images in the memory were transformed into characters from Qingfeng Continent, finally coaxing the two Hehuan Sect women to be sentimental, perfectly avoiding the risk of being eaten by old cows.