Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

"Junior Brother Liu, you are destined to be a Buddha. Do you want to consider joining me in Dalingshan?"

Yuantong's expression was sincere and did not look like he was lying.

Liu Wuwu frowned for a long time, and suddenly figured out something.He asked slightly angrily:

"Are you cursing me to annihilate my descendants?"

Yuantong, who has always been calm, completely broke his defense.

Is this guy named Liu scolding me?

Yes, he must be scolding me.

When Yuantong was thinking about how to deal with Liu Wuyuzhi, the grumpy Yuanfeng jumped out from behind.

"Liu, are you scolding me?"

Liu Wuwu: "Do you have a son?"

Yuanfeng was stunned: "I am a monk and I don't even have a wife. How can I have a son?"

Liu Wuwen continued to ask: "Then will you have a son in the future?"

Yuanfeng was angry: "Didn't you just say that? I don't have a wife!"

Liu Wuwen: "To never have a son, in our Eastern Continent is called the loss of children and grandchildren. Is this situation called a full house of children and grandchildren in your Western Continent?"

Damn, it’s so damn damaged.

As the Holy Son of Dalingshan, Yuanfeng had never met such a sinister bastard.Thinking again, his original surname was Chen, and his family was passed down by a single family member for six generations. However, he became a monk in his generation. Didn’t the old Chen family have no descendants?

The more Yuanfeng thought about it, the angrier he became, and the more he thought about it, the sadder he became.

With tears in his eyes, he pointed at Liu Wuwu and roared: "Liu, I want to challenge you to a duel!"

Liu Wuyue ignored Yuanfeng, but looked at Yuantong: "Little monk, you don't care?"

Yuantong was also full of anger. After all, the words of severing children and grandchildren were a map cannon, which hurt every bald donkey present.

But this fight is really impossible to fight.

With so many people watching, if his trump card is exposed in advance, he will be easily targeted.

Yuantong glared at Liu Wuwu, then stopped Yuanfeng: "Yuanfeng, let's go!"

Yuanfeng: "But senior brother..."

Yuantong whispered: "There are still two games, and we will meet sooner or later. Whatever you want to do then, no one will stop you."

Yuanfeng: "What if they are eliminated in the first game?"

Upon hearing this, Liu Wuyou immediately became unhappy.

"Hey, hey, you two little monks. Let's go back to having fun, don't joke about the results of the competition. You actually want to eliminate us? We in the Eastern Continent are going to No. 1 this time!"

Before he finished speaking, the surrounding people burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, No. 1. If you can't afford a mirror, do you know how to pee? Take a good look at yourself and understand your status."

"One is disabled, two have weak kidneys, and the only one who is normal is a woman. Are all the people in your Eastern Continent dead before you send a few of you losers to participate in the competition?"

"I think it is a waste to give this quota to the Eastern Continent. It is better to give this quota to our Northern Continent. If everyone has no objections, this matter will be settled as it is."

......

There were a lot of dirty words, and Liu Wuyue was a vulgar person, so he didn't like it on the spot.

The opponent would have too many people to attack, so Liu Wuyue decided to trick them hard.

Then Liu Wuyou pretended to be furious, and quietly rubbed a little chili oil in his eyes.

Red eyes and tears.Liu Wuwu looked as pitiful as he could at this moment.

"You are such a bully. Why should you look down on us in the Eastern Continent? Although we are not strong enough, we have dreams! If we take first place, what will you do?"

There was another burst of laughter.

"Hahaha... If you win the first place in the Eastern Continent, will I perform a handstand and pee?"

"What does it mean to pee while standing upside down? The Eastern Continent won first place, and I ran naked around the Tai Chi Gate for a week."

"My Northern Continent is also miserable. If the Eastern Continent wins first place, I, Long Aotian, will kneel down and call you grandpa. Hahaha..."

......

Where no one was paying attention, Liu Wuwu asked Zhang Er to secretly write down all these hateful faces with a photo stone.

When Long Aotian swore, Liu Wuwu glanced at him a few more times.

Don't forget that the world Liu Wuwu lives in is the novel "Long Aotian's Harem" written by him.

From the name, you can tell that the protagonist of the novel was originally supposed to be named Long Aotian.

Liu Wuwu had indeed planned this at the beginning.However, Liu Wuwu was timid and worried about copyright infringement, so he changed the protagonist's name to Ye Ming.

As for the Long Aotian in front of him, who is a supporting character in two or three chapters, there is nothing memorable except his name.

But the tiger three swords behind him are a figure.Although this Tiger Sand Sword is not well-known, his talent in swordsmanship is abnormal.

In the middle period, he became one of the top three swordsmen in the world with his self-created "Seven-Ding Nianfo Sword".

The five senses of people who practice swordsmanship are much stronger than those of ordinary people, and Hu San Dao quickly noticed Liu Wuwu's gaze.

Seeing Hu San Dao looking at him, Liu Wuwu hurriedly stepped forward and said hello: "Brother Tiger, how about a bet with you?"

Husandao hugged the knife in his hand and said coldly: "Not interested."

Liu Wuwu: "I have the whereabouts of the 'testing stone', are you interested?"

As soon as the words "testing stone" came out, Hu Sandao became excited.

The expression seemed like a sweet-eating baby came to the candy castle, and the lustful Ye Ming came to the daughter country.The eyes are all bright.

No wonder Husandao was so excited, it was just that this test stone was so rare.

Every top sect that specializes in swordsmanship will have its own sword-testing stone.

The powerful master within the sect will leave a knife on the test stone before ascending or dying.

What this sword leaves behind is a legacy, a lifelong study of sword techniques by this great master.

Having a test stone is equivalent to receiving the inheritance of the entire sect.How could Hu San Dao not be excited about this?

Tiger Sand Sword: "What do you want? As long as I have it, you can take it."

Liu Wuwu shook his head: "Didn't I agree to make a bet with you?"

Tiger Sand Sword: "What are you betting on?"

Liu Wuwen: "Bet on whether I can get the first place in this competition. If I win, you promise me three things. If I lose, I will take you to find the testing stone."

Tiger Sandow: "I won't bet on this."

Liu Wuwu: "???"

Why is it different from what was promised? Why doesn't Tiger Sandow look down on himself like others?

Liu Wuwu: "Do you believe I can take first place?"

Tiger Sand Sword: "I'm not sure you can win first place, but I'm sure you're not a good person."

Zhang Erluzi silently gave Hu San Dao a thumbs up. This brother is really good at reading people.

Liu Wuwu was a little angry.

"Then what do you want to bet?"

Husandao patted the knife on his chest: "You can compete with me in swordsmanship."

???

Liu Wuyuan was dumbfounded.

Listen, is this what people say?

Hu San Dao has practiced swordsmanship for decades at least, and Liu Wuwen has never even touched a kitchen knife a few times in these years.

This is equivalent to boxing champion Tyson challenging Zhang Zixin, a child in Honghua Kindergarten. He really doesn’t need any Bilian.

Xu Shihu Sandao also knew that what he said was a bit shameless, so he quickly added:

"I only know how to use swords in my life, but I can't do anything else well. Otherwise, if you win, I will promise you three hundred things, okay?"

Liu Wuwu glanced sideways at Husandao.

"No. Three hundred things? My dear, you may not be able to come up with three hundred things even if you wash yourself and sleep with me."

Liu Wuwu's words startled Hu Sandao, and he quickly put the knife across his chest to block Liu Wuwu.

"Senior Brother Liu, don't talk nonsense. I like knives, not men."